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Free sauce for meetups! Adam Curry. It's Thursday, October 29th,
2026. This is your award-winning GiveOnation Media Assassination Episode 1916.
This is No Agenda. This is No Agenda. In the
morning, coming to you from the heart of the Texas
Hill Country, Fredericksburg, Texas, once again in FEMA, region number
six. It is time for the final edition of the
No Agenda Show. We are happy to see all the
trolls here, and joining us in just 70 seconds from
now, Andrew Horowitz. Thank you. Once again, it's time for
the show that has no jingles, no commercials, no music,
no talent, and most certainly no agenda. No agenda. Produced
on a Skype-a-phonic transcontinental connection, it's the ultimate oral friends
with benefits. No agenda. Two guys with an idea of
putting together a... Agenda-less show. No agenda. Three, four topics
once a week, but 40 minutes is pretty much... We've
got no agenda. Exactly. We've got no agenda. You know,
we've got no agenda, and next week we're going to
have more no agenda. No agenda. Hey. You know, I'm
getting some good response on this show, John. People like
it. People are bored stiff. It must be. Yo, yo.
What the heck was that? No agenda. No agenda. All
right. That's it. You got anything else? No, I think
that's about it. I think we're through. I think we're
done as well. Closing time. Every new beginning comes from
some other beginning's end. No! Please, no! No! No! No!
No! Thank you, Leo LePuke, kicking off the very last
episode of the No Agenda Show. And joining me from
sunny Florida is the one and only Andrew Horowitz in
the morning to you. In the morning to you, sir.
Hey, how are you doing? How are you doing, Andrew?
It's great. I don't know if I'm invigorated, exhausted. It's
emotionally draining, but yet at the same time, it's a
wonderful tribute. Yeah, you know, we had such a fun
show on Sunday, which 95% of the listeners loved it.
They really loved it. It was like some kind of
orgasmic energetic release for all of us like ah and
there was a hardcore 5% that really hates Jason Calacanis
he did a great job he was so funny I
thought he actually we called that in the old country
the hungmacher you know he was leading the pack he
would just kick stuff off and it was like you
know we were all piling on it was it was
cool it was like actually i changed the uh the
chat URL. I'm like, I don't want those guys popping
in because they had the same URL. Like, I don't
want to pop them in today. Andrew, you worked with
John for 18 years, I think, almost as long as
no agenda. Yeah. 18 years. So I couldn't imagine doing
the show with anyone other than you, this very last
one, because, you know, you knew John, you had the
same, I think similar working relationship. I could be wrong.
Although you would send him, I think basically you'd send
him, here's the show show up. Isn't that kind of
what it was? Exactly. You mentioned something on the last
show. You said, uh, I didn't really talk to John
outside the show. That was our relationship. Every once in
a while, he'd pick up if I called, if I
got the number right, because he had several phones. I
was never quite sure. Is the house phone? Exactly. Is
the mobile phone working? I don't know what's going on
right now. You just call all of them. You call
all of them, right? And he eventually will answer one
of them. Oh. I forgot. I'm getting ready to go.
And I said, does that mean you didn't even read
the show notes this week? But he was always ready
to go and could get it going fast. But the
relationship was 99%... at 9 o'clock that we started here.
I got in the studio at 8.30 p.m., Yeah. And
I left at 10.30 p.m. Right. It was the highlight
of my week. It was fun. It was unbelievable. We
did wild games. We did Fed and Crypto Limericks, Stump
JCP, Closest to the Pin. We did weekly stockpitch. We
did this thing called Old Codgers vs. the Millennials. Oh,
nice. Old codgers versus millennials. We had all these old
stocks, new stocks. It was great. So he was a
great co-host, great partner, as he was with you. Because,
you know, for what I thought was great, for John
and I at least, he was willing to do anything,
right? He was just like, okay, let's try it. Let's
see how it goes. And if it worked, if we
kept the idea. Yeah, exactly. Well, the thing with no
agenda is that And that's why I really wanted to
dedicate this show to the producers. You know, we decided
almost from the beginning, I think, you know, when we
figured out there was no way to make money on
the show. Like, this is not going to work. People
are not going to subscribe. Well, a few did for
$5 a week or whatever a month. We said, you
know, we can't do this unless we have people who
will help us do all kinds of other things. And
I've always said that when it comes to, well, we
are obviously a comedy show. But when it comes to
news and media deconstruction, we had more producers involved. than
any newsroom, any newspaper, any nighttime. And it was more
accurate. It was people with boots on the ground who
were telling us what was going on, their own experiences
from all over the world. And so today's episode is
entirely to thank the producers. It was always your show.
And I'm with you. I mean, the thing... He had
all those different phone numbers. I would say, did you
get my text? No. And it wound up I was
like texting his house phone or something. I never knew
where to text. I guess he used Google, Gmail or
something. Oh, yeah, the Google voice. He had the Google
voice. Yeah. Please state your name and John will maybe
pick up. Maybe. Like, oh, that's not going to work.
Yeah, it wasn't until he was in the hospital when
he got a cell phone, when he actually had a
cell phone. Because he had one, but I don't think
he even had a working SIM card until he was
in the hospital. And then I could actually text him.
And then he wouldn't text. He wouldn't text back. I
could see, you know, it arrived. He would call. But
every Thursday and Sunday, man, he would always be there.
Only one time, one time when we had a daylight
saving time change that he mess up. Yeah. Only one
time. The only time he missed with my show was
unfortunately when I got the. Yeah, that was on a
Tuesday. Yeah. It was on a Tuesday, and I'm like,
where is he? And it was like 10 a.m. after.
I'm like, you know, I'm going to call Jay. And
I'm like, hey, what's going on? Well, he's in the
hospital. I'm like, oh. Yeah. So that was the first
go-round of his... condition and that led them there and
yeah, pretty crazy. So while we're talking about her, I
just got to thank Jay so much for And with
Jay, I'm sure Brennan, their new parents, Jay got up
at 3 o'clock this morning San Francisco time to start
putting together the spreadsheet, all of the notes. It's overwhelming
the amount. Healthy spreadsheet. A very healthy spreadsheet. It took
an extra 45 minutes just to even get the show
started. So I'm just thinking she was up for probably
nine hours. Yeah, eight or nine hours she was working
on it. So thank you, Jay. There'll be a little
extra something in your pay packet this week for sure.
Yeah, something in the stocking. Yeah, for sure. Brandon, of
course, and I know Mimi was also there helping them
out. So that is incredibly appreciated. So... You know, I
was thinking about what we would do, and I know
you brought a couple of things that you wanted to
play, and then we're basically just going to, as we
say in the old country, again, we're going to put
the producers in the sunshine. We're going to shine a
light on them, and that will mainly be done through
music. reading your notes, which are, I mean, I didn't
have time to read four or five before we started,
and already I'm like, oh, man, this is just going
to be amazing. Before I kick it off with anything
else, I received, I think, 10 end-of-show mixes. We're going
to intersperse reading donation notes, reading people's notes from their
feeling about the show and just their – how this
show affected them, whatever they wanted to write, basically. We're
going to intersperse those. They're not all AI slop. Some
definitely are, but it's really when you listen to the
lyrics, you know, you can't AI slop that stuff. So
people were writing lyrics, but also like Leo LePuke, you
know, he put together. I love that with the. with
the old clips from our very first show. So here
is a sound file I received from the Dutch producers,
many of whom have been with me since the early
days of Daily Source Code, which started in Belgium and
in the Netherlands. I need a Dutch, I need a
Dutch, I need a Dutch. in the morning. Dear Adam,
First countdown on Dutch television, later MTV. Then, at least
for me, a source of sanity. No agenda with JCD.
Years of listening on and off while hitting people in
the mouth. Of course, out of love. Thank you for
your courage. Wishing
You all the best to you, your family and your
gorgeous radio full frequency voice. And remember to always keep
your God given free will and to exercise your own
choice. Dear Adam, this is Sir Hendrick from the Utrecht
region. I want to thank you for the earlier years,
especially from 2009 until roughly Pizzagate. And I agree with
you. I think we're in a spiritual battle, and I
wish for you, as for me... to fully understand what
the nature is of what we're up against. Take care.
In the morning Hi Adam, Mara here I've been following
you for longer than the No Agenda show existed I've
been listening all through the No Agenda show for years
You've been a big part of my life And I'm
very happy that you found Christ And that you're following
a new path And I will be following wherever you
go So good luck Take care. And thank you for
your service. Hi, Adam. David here. Thank you for your
courage. And let's build back better. Hey Adam, this is
Knight, Commodore and founding father of the No Agenda Stream,
Marky Mump. You may kiss my ring. What a journey.
19 years of weekly podcasts. You and John became a
dear friend and a savior during the pandemic. I'm going
to miss you on the No Agenda Show from the
very first week of Amsterdam, way back, till now and
in the future. Godspeed. Godspeed. Thank you. Yo, hi Adam,
Sender here, the Netherlands First of all, thanks for all
the work you've done Thanks for bringing podcasts to this
world And thanks for showing... how big a shitshow the
American politics is. I wasn't aware. I joined a bit
late during Corona, but at least I enjoyed two years
of amusement, entertainment, thanks to No Agenda. And yeah, it
helped me get out under my rock. And now I
want to thank you again. It's like I was used
to splitting image, but then no agenda took over. And
that's great. Thanks. Coincidence? I think not! Yeah. Thank you
for being a friend. Travel down the road and back
again. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a
confidant. The lady... of the Lithuanian butt plug. Thank you
for your courage. That's no agenda for you, everybody. A
couple of housekeeping things. Yes, the noagendashow.net website will continue
to exist. The stream will change. Void Zero is going
to start up the Void Zero website. community radio, uh,
which will be pretty much the same idea as, uh,
as the stream. And, you know, he's always owned and
operated what we call the troll room, the, uh, zero
node IRC chat. And so you'll be able to readjust
your radios to void zero dot stream after today's show
is over a reminder that the individual people, of course,
except for John, who was probably, you know, I think
he's probably smiling right now. We'll be off doing other
things. So the Dvorak family will be doing the Party
Line, PartyLineShow.com. And, of course, JC will continue to do
DH Unplugged, I presume, Andrew? Yep, yep, yep. And I
have already been doing, we get to do this with
Pastor Jimmy for over a year, WGTDT.com. And that will
continue as of the 9th of November. We'll move to
two days a week on Mondays and Thursdays. And Corrine
the Keeper is also coming back. So we'll be plenty
busy, but I think everybody knows and understands that no
agenda has to come to an end. And I'm personally,
I think I've always been... I always thought that I
left my jobs at the right moment. This is the
longest job I've ever had in my life. Also, Tina
asked me, was this the most fun? I said, it
wasn't even a job. I mean, if I could have
at least eaten, I would have done it for free.
It was it's been such an amazing, amazing job. And
it's not just working with John. That's a big part
of it. But it was really this enormous community that
has been built around the show from coast to coast
all around the globe. And. I'm hoping that noagendameetups.com will
continue. I don't see why it wouldn't, but that is
up to Sir Daniel. The I think Sir Brian put
up meetup reports dot com Sir Brian with an I
so you can upload your meetup reports there. But it's
already obvious that, you know, just looking from the newsletter
that went out, people are signing up to the party
line newsletter and to the. that we get to do
this newsletter. So I think the community is still going
to exist, and I certainly hope to attend meetups in
the future. And, you know, it's just been an incredible,
incredible ride. I'm going to thank... I have a lot
of thank yous at the end of today's show, but
I really implore everybody to listen to all of the
producers and what they have to say. You brought a
couple of clips as well, Andrew. Can I just mention
one thing? Of course. The enormity of your... of your
audience, of your listeners, of the No Agenda Nation, you
think Joe Rogan, you think Adam Carolla, you think that
the All In guys have these people sending in clips
and things? No. No. No. And if they did, they'd
be like, what do you know? I always, you know,
Joe would always say whenever I saw him, and I
haven't been there for two years, I hope he'll have
me back. Back again. When my book comes out. That's
another thing. End of November. I hope to have it
done. He would say, so tell me again how this
works. Like, your fans send you money and say, Joe,
they're not fans, they're producers. Yeah, but they're basically your
fans. No. No, in fact, more people send in a
donation with a hate note than you could know. It's
the best business model ever. You suck and here's 50
bucks. It's fantastic. No, they don't understand. They don't understand.
And I know that I truly believe till the end
of days There will be people seeing each other and
throwing it in the morning out there. Knight and dame
rings, ant pins will be worn, challenge coins will be
flashed. It's just one of those things. But, you know,
to me, it's like these people say, oh, why don't
you continue and do an AI version or something like
no. This is to me, it's the same as MTV.
Anybody who was a part of this show, and a
lot of people came in during COVID, You're part of
something that you probably can't even explain to your grandkids,
maybe not even to your kids. You won't be able
to explain and just say, yeah, it was a great
time that it was a moment in history. It was
actually quite a long moment in history. And you know,
you can't you can't explain that to anybody. But we
will all collectively know. Yeah. I mean, like on DHM
Plug, when we got the request that came in and
people loving the shirts and all the things that happened
each and every week with the limericks they sent in
or they're guessing the stock picks and all that, all
that that was going on. And then the... regular notes
and letters, different than your show, right? Different than this,
but how we've helped them financially understand the markets and
we did what we could to explain it to them
and all of that. Think about the... extraordinary reach and
the impact you made on the world. So seriously, congratulations
to you for all that you've done. And thank you
because you don't get the thanks. I'm thanking you because
you were a big part of, no, you were a
big part for me and for the podcast world. You
know, now everybody has a podcast, right? Everybody. We're a
pod. We're a pod. But you get a pod. We're
a pod. So everybody's got a podcast these days. But
the fact is that that whole medium and allowing for
voices to be heard, that's what you did. Voices to
be heard from anyone and to provide anyone that opportunity
is something that you should be very proud of. Well,
all glory to God. And my book will explain a
lot of this and how... My life has been steered
expertly without me knowing it. So thank you for saying
that. But I just believe I was the guy who
needed to do that. I'm not super brilliant. I'm certainly
not a great coding guy or anything like that. But
I am. But I the one thing I've always been
able to do is build community and. That was my
plan when I cobbled together the iPod and MP3 files
and Dave Weiner's RSS feeds with the enclosures. I knew
that the only way to get anything going –
was in a way an early version of no agenda
community, and I know some of these people still, Andrew
Grumet, still around, was if I made a show every
single day for them, because they needed something to test.
They needed a feed with an MP3, and if you're
building an app that is supposed to... grab an MP3
file and do something with it. You need it. You
need MP3. We learned some crazy things. Back in the
day when we were all still on... Because we were
basically... I think I had a cable modem, but that
was maybe... maybe 128 kilobits per second. It was always
on. It wasn't really much more than a dial-up modem.
We learned that it probably wasn't a good idea when
you subscribe to a podcast feed that it then went
and downloaded every single file in that feed. That was
a bad idea. Like, hey, my Internet connection's all clogged
up. It doesn't work anymore. I mean, really simple, stupid
stuff like that. But here we are. So a couple
of things. If you want to just run through some
of these, you want to start with Guess the Show.
I thought we would just kind of throw out some
old GCD stuff and all that. So I gave away
a hint of it there. But the first one is
called Guess the Show. And the question for the listeners,
what show is this from? Okay, here we go. Okay.
Oh, hold on. That's the wrong one. That's the answer.
I did this with John so often. You got it
just in time. You got it just in time. Here
we go. Guess the show. Guess the show. . Now,
that's the show music I'm supposed to know? Yeah, that's
the opening of the show. Let me listen again. Music.
Is it a radio show, a TV show, a podcast
show? It was a TV show, kind of. Play the
answer. Okay, here we go. Okay. Hi there, I'm John
C. Dvorak, and welcome to Cranky Geeks. Oh, of course.
This is our new idea. Oh, man. We're going to
put together a team every week, and we're going to
talk about tech issues, and we're going to try to
be as cranky about it as possible, and if that
polka music doesn't do it for you, nothing will. Yeah,
wow, I can't believe I missed that. The Troll Room
also missed it. No one got it. It's episode one
of Cranky Geeks, March 16, 2006. Topics discussed. MySpace has
a second-generation MyJournal. MySpace. Privacy concerns, online predators, and the
rise of YouTube. Well, nailed that. Oh, Daniel Brunetti texted
me. He says, it was cranky geeks. It was cranky
geeks. I know it was cranky geeks. Ha, ha, ha.
The other one is I wanted to pull up a
– I looked back in the DH Unplugged archives, and
I was thinking about what would be quintessential John. I
remember John as just this – he always says he
wasn't, but an Apple just – Not a hater, but
a... No, he was. He was a troll. He was
an Apple troll is what he was. And I wanted
to find something that was – that would be kind
of reminiscent of who he was. Now, let me set
this up a little bit. This is the – this
DH episode – DH unplugged episode 100. It was an
analysis of Apple's upcoming iPhone release in March 2, 2011.
But – It was right after Steve Jobs passed and
somebody had to take the range from there. So that's
the iPhone intro E100. The big issue, I guess, Tim
Cook is going to probably do the introduction, don't you
think? Either that or Ives, but probably Cook. But Cook
is a dull guy by comparison. He doesn't... He's not
like Mr. Excitement. He's kind of like Jack Benny. A
lot of the stuff he does is he has a
look. You know, he'll look. And... He's got the cadence
down. People expect that from him. They've seen him enough
times. They get him. They kind of know what to
expect. They know his style. Cook is an unknown pretty
much. And he can't possibly have the... I mean, Jobs
has basically been working on his stage presence since the,
I don't know, the early 1980s. And so he's had
30 years of it. And, uh, or close to it,
what, eight, nine, ten, yeah, 30 years of this kind
of thing, uh, And, you know, it's going to be,
I don't know what they're going to do unless they
bring in, I don't know what they're going to do
because everybody's going to be boring. I mean, there's not
going to be, even when Steve is sick, he's, you
know, got more on the ball or more charisma than
these other people. I don't know. So if you had
a choice, if you had a new product out and
you wanted somebody, you only had two choices. You have
two choices. I'll give you three choices, maybe. I'll give
you three choices of who could present this product, okay?
Assuming they all know the product, et cetera. You have
a choice of Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer, or Larry Ellison.
Now you have Steve Jobs who, like you said, is
boring. He tells the story. You've got that look. You've
got Steve Ballmer, which you don't know what to expect
out of him at any moment. He can take all
the shirts and start flying across the stage. And you've
got Larry Ellison, Mr. Classy, Mr. Erudite, Mr. I'm better
than everybody. Yeah, that's an interesting question. I mean, for
a product like this, Jobs is the best at presenting...
He's got a weird way of presenting. It's actually kind
of hard to put your finger on what he does
that's so good. Except, you know, he's got a lot
of presence, a lot of charisma. Balmer has actually less
charisma, per se, but he's got more energy, that's for
sure. But, you know, you don't really, he's more of
a, his best material is kind of clownish. So you
don't take it as seriously. And he's always, everything is
the greatest. I mean, it's like one of these deals.
It reminds me of wine newsletters. There's a wine newsletter
company or a wine company in Berkeley called North Berkeley
Wine. And everything you read in their newsletter, it's like
this is the greatest thing since sliced bread to the
point where it's crying wolf. You don't believe a word
of it. And Balmer has that characteristic. Ellison, I've actually
seen him a few times, and he's... he's interesting because
he's more intellectual i don't know i think you know
but i would pick job jobs jobs jobs jobs and
jobs who is that nasal gentleman that was talking with
him yeah i know you both sounded kind of young
there man that was that was kind of weird And
my final clip, my final clip, yes, no applause needed.
My final clip is the last Dvorak goodbye from DHU
Plugged on July 14, 2026. I don't know what the
whole point of that is. I have no idea what
you're talking about. Me neither. You'll see these things. You'll
see them. Okay. I'm sure I will. All right. Until
next week, you're happy and healthy. All right. Same to
you. See you. Bye. Bye. Yeah. I had a similar
goodbye after the show. It's like, all right, see you
Thursday. All right. Bye. Yep, that was it. That was
it. Just bye. I know. That's all I got, sir.
Beautiful, Andrew. Beautiful. We're going to play a mix here.
Now, one of the... Someone who's been walking along with
no agenda for a long time is Agent Orange. Dutch
military has always had interesting insights into the war machines
around the world. Except he steered me really wrong with
the quantum dots during the election, during COVID. He's like,
no, there's definitely quantum dots. But he and the Dutch
military sent in their goodbye song to No Agenda. Thank
you.
You answered the call Why so weak You stood up
tall Rain or shine You took your host Through the
noise You held the host You and John Made the
world think twice Made us question Made us laugh Made
us fight A call became a connection A connection Became
a friend To the producers To the ones who gave
To the artists To the ones who stayed Stand and
salute The last show tonight Independent voices Still burn bright
The show may end But the fire stays We carry
it on We carry it on We carry it on
Ask the second question Hold the lines Brothers and arms
Across the airwaves A community Never just a crowd You
kept the show alive Loud and proud Not many can
say What you have done Almost no one Has stood
so long It has been an honor, brother It has
been an honor, brother
Every episode, every word. Faith. Faith. But it was her.
Thank you very much. You know what that is? That's
no agenda. The Broadway musical right there is what it
is. Another failed exit strategy from the Curry-Dvorak Consulting Group.
We were going to do the musical. We talked about
it. Yeah, it's great. We're going to do the musical
along with many other things. Shall we dive into the
spreadsheet, Andrew, and start thanking some people because it's a
rather long list? Yep, yep, yep. I will... Are you
ready, sir? Yes, I'll kick it off. Starting with Sir
Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility in the Lands of the
Red Clay and the Cherry Trees. By the way, I've
always loved all of the night names. He's from Midland,
Georgia. Comes in, holy smokes, with a Rebelizer donation, $3,333.33.
Yes! India, Tango, Mike, standby, 33, 33, 33, Rubbleizer, out.
I've always loved all of the, everything that... The people
put together, including the Rubblizer donation, is just phenomenal. In
the morning, he says, with you, Adam, please accept this
final donation of 3,333, which brings me to Archduke status.
Can't think of a better way to sign off than
a Rubbleizer out and a ChallengeCoin donation, title chains, and
JCD ChallengeCoin request. Yes, the Rubbleizer coins will also be
sent to you. Everything's going to continue. I apologize. for
this late note, but I haven't been able to put
in words how much I will miss John, his thoughtful
theories and keen insights. Life has just not been the
same without him since his passing. I never met him,
but will miss him very much. Condolences to you, Mimi,
and the Dvorak family. The JCD Challenge coin will be
a great way for me to remember him. Thank you
for creating it and making it available. That's all Jay
and uh, uh, yeah, From the... Now my brain is
all mush. From the art generator. It'll come to me.
Your rotation with Rob, Dana, Jason, and Andrew... And, of
course, Matt has been great. Thank you for trying to
keep the show going. I'll be praying for you and
plan to follow you and Pastor Jimmy on WGTDT. Keep
moving forward, brother. If possible, let me get all of
these lined up here. He wants some ants. We can
definitely get you some ants, JCD ants, although we're going
to have to cut things a little bit short just
for brevity's sake. He wants some mac and cheese. which
we have as well, always at the round table, your
mac and cheese. He wants a biscuit for his birthday.
Holy moly. Okay, biscuit. Got your biscuit. He wants I
love my truck. Love my truck And what else does
he want Backup to the backup to the backup I
hadn't heard the backup to the backup to the backup
Requested very often So we'll get those ready I got
ants. I got ants. I don't know if we had
ants. We had ant invasion. I was thinking if you
desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them
to a powder like a fine, fine grind of black
pepper. We were having dinner and yeah, I got an
ant juice slave. can get used to mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni and cheese. Shatter
melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and
cheese. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
I love my joke and I love what I a
backup and a backup to that backup and a backup
to the backup to the backup. Yo, got them all.
The backup to the backup. No one, by the way,
If you don't know what's going on behind the scenes,
folks, what Adam does, this is not this DJ stuff.
This is genius. I'm not kidding either. I run podcasts.
I got a whole studio here, right? This is beyond
the scope of a normal human being. It's unbelievable what
you do. Well, you say that, but we'll see how
well I do on getting all of these jingles ready
for everybody. I'll do my best. Are you going back
and forth? Are you going to take some? No, let's
go back and forth because then I have actual time
to set stuff up. Yep. Next one is from Mackenzie
Salito from St. Albert, Alberta, Canada. $3,000. Woo! Long overdue.
Yeah, unbelievable. Long overdue. Please dedouche me. You've been dedouched.
You've been dedouched. I found the No Agenda show in
a real time of need. I was hit in the
mouth by Richard Grove of the Peace Revolution podcast back
in 2008. In the years to follow, I found my
fear in hopelessness fade. I found more complex social issues,
easier to communicate, and eventually, well, armed with once again
healthy... amygdala, able to effortlessly defend myself from the noise
of the M5M. It's been an amazing ride with you
boys. When I'm on a long drive or a flight
off to work and I find myself alone in another
isolated corner of the world, there you are keeping me
company or comfort me to sleep like hanging out with
old friends. The loss of John is that, the loss
of an old friend, and I will forever miss the
feeling of camaraderie from the area of the show. I
regret not speaking up and donating earlier, especially when it
came to the Ph.D. program, as I obtained my first
Ph.D. at the onset of COVID from the Universal Life
Church, in case I should need to write religious exemptions.
It was the best. It was the best. From my
fellow Canadians. He he ha ha. And I absolutely cannot
miss out on the Challenge Coin opportunity, as it will
add very nicely. to my collection from my work in
the field. Thank you, love you, mean it. Jingle requests,
climate gate, boom shakalaka, little girl, and original karma. Roundtable
requests, simply a serving of mutton and mead. Amen. Amen.
And let me see if I can find the, yeah,
here we go. We got them all. We got them
all. To the gate, to the gate, to the... boom
shakalaka yay there's a million boom shakalakas where are we
Dame Mamacon from Sylvania, Ohio $1,500 and she says no
jingles no karma well thank you very much Dame Mamacon
R.S. Bagwell, Louisville, Kentucky, $1,234.56. You see what I did
there? Did you see that? One, two, three, four, five,
six. Adam, all I request is jobs. Karma, the original.
No Trump. I've done this in the past 10 plus
years and karma continues to come through for me. Because
of this, I'm able to continue my support for the
best podcast ever. in the universe. Cheers, R.S. Bagwell. Jobs,
jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got
karma. Sir Aaron, Watsonville, California, also 123456. Thank you for
your courage all the years, all the time. JCD and
AC have held a strong... seminal influence in my life,
starting with JCD as a young lad in the Silicon
Valley ZD Tech TV days. A few years after 9-11,
then the years of questioning things in that time as
I was in high school. In 2007-2008, I found The
Voice. No agenda. I wasn't crazy. I remember back to
the 200.5 show, wanting to get so many friends engaged.
into it, but really hitting in the mouth was always
hard. We are an acquired taste. Shout out to Sir
Julian, Baron of the Santa Cruz Mountains. With this donation,
I'll reach Baron Hood, Sir Aaron, Knight of the Strawberry
Fog, Baron of Whiskey Hill, California. I appreciate this community,
the love, openness, and understanding. Let's continue the conversation and
keep moving forward. Thank you to Dvorak Thank you. To
the gate, to the gate. Music Wait, sorry about that.
Next, we have Alex from Bainbridge Island, Washington. Washington. 1,
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, $1,234.56 in the morning. I
hope this note finds you well. This donation of $1,234.56
is to honor the monumental benefit, the No Agenda Show,
brought myself and my family, but to the entire Gitmo
nation. First, allow me to give you, Adam, the most
deserved flowers while you're still here to smell them. You've
opened my eyes so much between the No Agenda show
and just as important, MoFax, MoFax, Adam Curry, an instant
bestseller. There is no monetary value that can equal the
knowledge that you have allowed us to explore. I'm extremely
grateful for that. Secondly, John C. Dvorak is an absolute
mensch. That's a good person. There is a mensch. It's
a mensch kite. It's a mensch kite. And it's still
heard in my house on a daily basis for hours
on a day currently at the end of the Obama
years, bitching about Earth Day and reporting all the mudflats.
Look out the window. Yep. Yep. Still there. Still there.
I have to regress and listen to the back catalog
in order to temper the emotions, knowing that there is
an... end for everyone and everything. And although it is
reassuring to know that I was able to be a
part of something this big while it was here. I
would like this donation to go to the love of
my wife, Allison. Ah, and the dedouching of our three
amazing children. You've been dedouched. Oh, he actually has three
listed out. Okay. Yeah, my son, Shepard, my two beautiful
daughters, Charlie and Edith, who have been listening their entire
lives. With 333-33 going to each of their executive producer
credits and the remaining to my smoking hot wife. Hey.
For jingles, may I please have Obama. John's chair gently
squeaks. And Dr. Kiki, it was worth it. Forever in
our hearts, in our homes, in our ears, thank you
for your courage. And rest in power, JCD. Alex from
Bainbridge Island. If there isn't need for a rescue mission,
when the world is threatened, the world needs help. It
calls on America. Thank you. And that's the story. Music
I tune into here The best media deconstruction While the
four-act chair Kelly squeaks Stories of lies and of I
got my flu shot a couple of weeks ago. Nice
little sore arm for a couple of days, but... It
was worth it. It was worth it. Crazy Dr. Kiki.
These are good. I like the old ones. Let's see.
I'll do these. I'll do three in a row here
for you, Andrew. Derek Winky from Clarkson, Michigan. 1221. 1221.
Nice palindrome. No note found. We did really search and
really worked hard on Anonymous, who wants to remain anonymous,
$1,175.23. And Brian Maddox from Plainfield, Indiana, $1,089. 33 squared
for the dynamic duo of Adam and JCE, truly the
best podcast in the universe. Thank you very much. All
right, we got Kelly Dalton from Tracy, California, $1081, $1,081.
In the morning, Adam and Dvorak family, with the sad
but bitter sweet news of no agenda wrapping up today,
I must show the value of the show by providing
a show number donation. Episode 1081 was the first show
I listened to after hearing about No Agenda on the
last episode of Unfilter, and I was hooked ever since.
Adam, thank you for all the critical deconstruction you and
John provided for all of us producers and prevented us
from being lost in the lame stream media's BS. Rest
in peace, John. Miss you already. If the table has
not been cleared yet, I would like to request Schnitzel
and Kirschwasser. At the round table. A Kirschwasher is a
booze. Isn't that the cherry brandy or something? I have
no idea what that is. No, a Kirschwasher. Schnitzel and
Kirschwasher. Extra hookers and blows away a plus. Yeah, yeah.
I wish to be knighted as Sir Kelmeister for Jingles.
Yak Karma for health and dating karma. And my favorite
jingle for going out with a bang, Noodle Gun. Looking
forward to the Party Line show. DHM Plug, Curry and
the Keeper, and we got to do this. All right.
We get to do this. Yeah, it was close enough.
I'm going to shoot in the face with my noodle
gun. You racist piece of shit. Oh. Oh. I got
my pasta glock locked and loaded. Pew! Pew! Pew! You've
got... Pharma. Love it. Sir Charles, Sandy Springs, Georgia, $1,052.62.
Dear Crackpot and the family of Buzzkill, thank you for
19 years of media deconstruction. I've been listening since I
was a teenager, and now that I'm in my late
30s, I think about what a different life I might
have lived if it were not for N.A. Thank you,
he says. Please play WTC7. Yes, a classic. Won't go
away. And a karma for me. I received a knighthood
during the 50% knight sale of Sir Charles Knight of
the Old State Capitol. I'd like to keep the same
name as my title upgrade. WTC7 won't go away. You've
got karma. I spent too much time searching for the
raw data. No help. No agenda. Help me remove that
frame and frame the media put on the facts. And
for that, I will be forever grateful. Context really is
everything. And the context you and John added to the
news will be sorely missed. But there's more you've given
me. I'm currently involved in the setup of Rabble Records
at rabblerecords.com, a value for value record company and a
podcast that is aiming to give life to go live
on the 29th. You gifted the concept of value for
value along with this and many other things. to exist.
I've donated before, but need to fix the fact that
I haven't come close to knighthood. Please knight me, Sir...
Violence. V-E-V-E. Surveillance. Surveillance. Surveillance. Surveillance. Surveillance. Silly me. If
that's not wordplay, duh, it's not. It's a raffle it
is. There will be no agenda shaped whole in a
lot of lives in which a minuscule in comparison to
the John's shaped whole in your lives. Did I read
that right? There will be a no agenda shaped hole
in a lot of lives, which is minuscule in comparison
to the John shaped hole in your lives. Thank you
for the 19 years. I wish you luck in your
path forward. And we'll listen on podcasting 2.0. Oh, yeah.
That's another podcast. I do. On Friday. I forgot about
that. Yeah. Common sense. MD of Dix Hills in Dix
Hills, New York, 1033. I know that. I grew up
next door to that. Yes, Long Island, along with 33
cents. In the morning, Adam and the No Agenda family,
this donation is long overdue. I've been a regular listener
since 2020. The immense value you and our beloved departed
JCD have brought through the media deconstruction has been nothing
short of essential. As an ER physician, we have so
many medical people looking at the world with common sense.
I found this. community comforting in 2020, and it offered
validation when it felt like few others shared those views.
Beyond that, the show has expanded my understanding of global
events and geopolitics, giving me confidence to educate others who
rely on single source narratives. I'm excited for the next
chapter of the show, and I know I echo the
entire Knowage of the Nation, hoping you drop in from
time to time to share your wisdom. wishing you all
the best in your next phase of life and thanking
you for everything over the years. No jingles, just karma.
And with this donation, I'm proud to enter as a
knight of the Noah Jenner Roundtable. Please refer to me
anonymously. Hmm. as Sir Common Sense MD of Dick's Hills.
To kick off the roundtable feast, I'll take some treehouse
IPA and a lamb chops, followed by mutton and steak
with a side of cream spinach and a bottle of
scotch. Do you know how hard it is to order
all these things for the roundtable? To finish it off,
dulce de leche cake. Cognac and a cigar. Wow, you're
a hug at the table, sir. You're a hug at
the table. You've got karma. That's great. Next is from
Anonymous from somewhere in Washington State. $1,024. Thank you for
everything. As this instant night donation rounded up as an
even two times ten to the tenth power, 1024, qualifies
me for knighthood, please knight me Sir Kilobyte for the
round table. I request rare ribeye steak and a polar
seltzer water. Yes. 1024 is a kilobyte, just so you
know. Yeah. I got that. Louis Burns, or Louis, I
think probably Louis Burns sounds better as a DJ name.
Tomball, Texas, $1,000. I've been listening for a very long
time. Would like to finally become a knight of the
round table. I need a solid dedouch. You've been dedouched.
Yes, you do, given my long time listening. I would
like to be knighted as Sir Buzz. of Greater Woodlands,
Texas. God bless both families. Thank you. Yep. RF Willis
from Palm Bay, Florida. 1,000 on the nose. And JNK,
so nothing going on there. I didn't feel like doing
the accounting. Many, my knight name be Sir R.F. Willis
of the Space Coast. My roundtable request is buffalo chicken,
mac and cheese and peppermint tea.
Thank you, Adam, Dvorak family, and all the cis admins,
jingle and clip makers, art generator, troll room producers, and
Doug. Adam, I will see myself over at We Get
to Do This. Nice. Thank you, RF. The Tim Man,
the Timon, the Tim Man, Tim Man, I think the
Tim Man, Wentzville, Missouri, $1,000. John Yoo and... JCD have
done so much good. I'm sad to see it end,
but you have caused me to donate. D-douche. You've been
D-douched. And instantite me, Sir Me, the Tim Man, 11th
Hour Night in the Vineyard. A drone again, please. A
drone again. Please. Good one. Good one. I may butcher
this. Thomas Makukas from Provincetown, Mass. Adam and Mimi and
family. One final no agenda value for value donation around
$1,000 so I wouldn't have to do the accounting. Please
knight me Sir Tom or Thomas. No pronounced Tom or
Thomas of the No Intermarried Guys. So I finally joined
the other half, Sir Jake or Jacob, of the Roundtable.
As a listener since episode one, I can still put
into words what 19 years, I can't put into words
what 19 years of the show has meant. Thank you
to you, John, and your families for everything. While I'm
sad we never get to meet John, I'm consoled by
three things. One, you're going to be a good one.
Getting John to laugh out loud with my donation note
about my experience as a summer intern living in a
tiny apartment with who is now Alec Baldwin's current wife.
That's episode 1717. Wow. I don't even remember that one.
Number two, both of us being in the small number
of people who knew John's true since in the time
of 2021 when we had dinner in Austin with you
and Tina and you were in the middle of the
night. And you spilled the beans and then you swore
us to secrecy. Yes, I do remember now, of course.
Yes, Tom, sure. And number three, realizing there's been five
years since 2021 and that enough of the excuse to
plan a trip to Texas if it convinced you to
to go to dinner again. Come to Fredericksburg. Yeah, come
to Fredericksburg. Come on. Wagon train to Fredericksburg. No jingles,
but how about prayers and then a karma? And if
possible, a final playing of the Gizmo Nation anthem at
the end of the show. show. Sir Tom or Thomas?
You know, I remember these, the married gays. They were
nice guys. We had a fun time. We were living
in Austin. I'm telling you, you guys would love Fredericksburg.
It's the die for. It's fabulous. You've got prayers. You've
got karma. Anonymous comes in with $1,000 from San Francisco,
California. You guys have helped me more than I could
explain. Thanks for everything. Please knight me as Sir Keeper
of the Keys. We shall. Dan, Nathaniel Twilliger. $1,000 in
the morning. I wasn't sure how to start this email
with anything other than condolences to Mimi Buzzkill Jr., John's
family, friends, and you, Adam. John was a special person
which touched a lot of people with his insight and
commentary going all the way back to PC Magazine. For
me, you'll be truly missed. I have been a longtime
boner and an intermittent listener who is making what is
to be first and last donation to the best podcast
in the universe that I ever listened to. I started
listening around 2012 when my friend Les Altman hit me
in the mouth at work. I would listen as often
as I could, and then we'd discuss the podcast on
our breaks. It's like a book club, I guess. For
five years, we went to do that. We would do
that until I started working on the railroad in 2017
and had to follow their rules on no electronics use.
I had to say those five years of listening to
you and John helped me keep a sanity in this
crazy world that sadly has only gotten crazier. I sent
a check for $1,000 to claim my peerage, my seat
at the table, and to secure my name in the
sacred halls of no agenda, supporters, producers, and nobility. If
it is not taken, I would like to be known
as Sir Twig Knight at the last moment, wandering protector
of unclaimed lands. And probably it's not taken, by the
way. And a final thought. Thank you to the Dvorak
and Curry families for supporting Adam and John all these
years. I bid all of you, the No Agenda team,
Nobility, and listeners, a very fond farewell. Twilliger Battleground, Washington.
Yes, and since we, I've kind of timed it out,
it's time for another end of show mix before we
continue with these donations. Just to lighten the mood a
little bit, this one comes in from the one and
only Baron Derineau. Baron Derineau.
In the universe, no agenda We're the producer, no agenda
We're at the next part No agenda will never really
be gone No agenda through us and we'll live on
Value for value, the only way Time, talent and treasure
come what may Only producers, no listeners here Artists with
style and pizzazz And of show mixes with razzmatazz Hoping
we still might play the speed No agenda, the best
damn podcast No agenda in the universe No agenda, we're
the producer No agenda, we'll rock the next part No
agenda, we'll never really be gone No agenda, through us
and we'll live on No agenda, we'll never really be
gone No agenda, we'll never really be gone No agenda,
we'll never really be gone No agenda, we'll never really
be gone No agenda, we'll never really be gone No
agenda, we'll never really be gone No agenda, we'll never
really be gone No agenda, we'll never really be gone
No agenda, through us and we'll never really be gone
No agenda, through us and we'll survive Connection is still
protection and we'll never be gone No agenda, we'll never
really be gone No agenda, we'll never really be gone
Let's keep the spirit alive No agenda, the best damn
podcast No agenda, in the universe No agenda, we're the
producer No agenda, we'll rock the next part No agenda,
we'll never really be gone
into the And thank you to you and Larry for
jumping in for those six shows when John passed away.
It was really awesome you guys did that. Really appreciate
it. We continue with our thanks, highlighting all of our
producers who wrote in their notes. Anonymous is in Novi,
Michigan. $1,000 sent in an actual typewritten note. Thank you
for No Agenda for everything you and John have done
over the past 19 years. I was an early listener
having found the show from the very beginning because of
John. I wandered away for many years but came back
in 2021 at a time when listening to the show
had a profound impact on a major personal decision in
my life. Since then, I haven't missed the show in
five years, though somewhat shamefully I've never been able to
do it. donated until now. I was heartbroken when I
heard of John's passing. Like so many others, I never
had the privilege of meeting him, yet he had a
greater impact on me than many people I've known personally.
I'm sending $1,000 as a small token of my appreciation
for John and for your dedication and the work the
two of you have done over all these years. Please
name me Sir TJ of the Four Sisters. Best wishes
to you in the next chapter of your life. life.
Thank you for carrying on the work you believe in
and for everything you and John gave to your listeners.
And in the handwritten here, thank you for choosing to
do God's work in your next chapter. Adam, JCD Challenge
Coin can be sent to the address below. Thank you
very much. Yes, sir. Thank you. Just over the transom,
Andrew, Patrick Stewart passed away today. Oh. Captain Picard. Come
on. Yeah. Sorry. Bummer. Oh, there you go. More bad.
Just keep on giving me more bad news. Next is
William Lyon from Oak Forest, Illinois. $1,000. Simply thank you.
Instant night name. Sir, thanks and goodbye. Round. See, this
is good. Round table meal. Cigarettes and alcohol. Now you're
talking. Now you're talking. Sir Fudge Fountain from Kalamazoo, Michigan,
$888.88. And he says, no agenda has changed my life
and the world. Eternal gratitude. 73s, the Kilo 8 Tango
India Yankee. Or for JCD and Mnemonics, Kevin 8 Tollbooth
Irresponsible Yuletai. Yes, 73s from Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie.
Of course, I got my ham radio license over 10
years ago after John got his... John was always just
a, what is the lowest level? I forget what the
lowest level is. SSB? No. I became a general, and
I just the other day renewed my license. So, yes,
thank you. You did the CQ, CQ, CQDX. Yeah, CQDX.
Yeah. The No Agenda Hams are also quite a lovely
community. I'm sure. and they can talk all times of
the night with a big antenna. Yes, sir. Wonderful. On
the 80 meters. It's crazy. Next is from Viscount Dude
named Jeff, Protectorate of the Land. Westlake, Ohio. Anonymous. Oh,
well, that just killed that. Yeah, no. Viscount Dude named
Jeff. Congrats on 19 years. We're looking over my donations.
I was $831.80 short of dukedom. This donation completes that
upgrade. I didn't take an Earl upgrade during the JCD
tribute shows. I will be looking forward to my JCD
challenge coin. Still waiting on the rubberized. It's coming. Challenge
coin is coming. Everything's going to be there. A little
backed up there. I'll admit I haven't caught the show
much since JCD passed. Adam, you and John taught me
a lot and added pieces of knowledge to my life
for which I'm forever grateful. I'm not sure how I'm
going to fill that void. Thank you for your courage,
jingles. Amy Garterdam. Goodman. Goodman. Amy Goodman. Goodman. Goodman or
God. Amy Goodman. Well, he's misspelled. It's Amy Goodman. Clip
inbound. I was just employed to read. That's all I
was here for, okay? And stay safe. Amy Goodman clip
inbound. There you go. Next up, Raymond Port. I know
Raymond from the early Daily Source Code days. In the
morning, $825. In the morning, my dear Podfather, forgive me
for I have sinned, he says. It is only on
the last day and the last hour that I will
try to make amends. Today marks the end of an
era, the last No Agenda episode hosted by you and
John in spirit, personalized today by Andrew. An amazing journey
which I've been a part of from the very start
19 years ago. The no agenda journey coincides with my
move from the Netherlands to Norway. Not sure what this
means for my future here now that no agenda stops.
The media deconstruction by you and John has forever changed
my view on the world. The media and twice a
week boosted a deeper understanding and unraveling of the shadow
world playing the high stake power cards game. Thank you,
thank you, thank you, X. What to do with the
sudden gap of two times three hours per week? Well,
I and many others have been through the AC podcast
closures before. Daily source code, MoFax, Booster Graham Ball, the
With Adam Curry podcast, name a few. And there's always
been a strong follow-up. There's podcasting 2.0 and having Curry
and the Keeper podcast restarted is fantastic news. And then
the big one. we get to do this podcast, you
move on to the God casting arena. This truly is
full circle. Thinking back to us meeting in earlier. October
2004 on the Dutch A4 highway both stuck in traffic
me listening to one of the first Daily Source Code
episodes and you recording one from your Audi A8 it's
true I was recording a Daily Source Code in a
traffic jam in my car and all of a sudden
this guy is honking I was like, hey, I've listened
to your show it surely was good God casting your
unavoidable future path presenting you the magnitude of the invention
later known as the podcast and the reach it brings.
No jingles, no karma as this note is way too
long already. Actually, people have been pretty good with the
notes, I would say. I decided to donate into a
knighthood to mark the end of the NA era. I
can't trace back many of my previous smaller donations. I
see no other option than to fill up from the
one I could trace back, so here's $825, kindly asking
to become part of the No Agenda Roundtable as Sir
Ray, Dutch Knight of the Northern Lights. All the best,
my friend, with this N.A. ending, which serves as a
divine WGTDT beginning. Love you, no homo, big kiss. Thank
you, Raymond. You know, we got, just to let you
know, this whole next generation, what you're doing, I mean,
he brought the Jew on for this show. You know
what I mean? Yeah, of course. We got the Old
Testament, the New Testament. We got it fully covered here.
Fully covered. Hey, I'm grafted in, brother. I'm grafted into
you guys. Yes. Yes. Next is from Commodore Earl Silverdude
of the Silver Dolphins from Eldersburg, Maryland. $818.60. As we
say in the Navy, when one is departing a ship
or duty station, fair winds and following seas. Best of
luck with all you do, Adam. And I'll take two
challenge coins, please. One for me and as a gift.
Commodore Earl Silverdude. Silver Dude of the Silver Dolphins. Matthew
King, by the way, Navy guys, sub guys, I mean,
we've had everybody work with us as producers. Matthew King,
$777.66, and he says he's donating two 388.83s, which is
that total, so I can see the front and back
of these amazing coins at the same time. I have
been an 11-11... Since August of 2017 with this donation,
it puts me over for a night ring, and I
would like the extra $1,000 to go to my beautiful
wife, Amanda, so she can have her ring. No need
to give me a night name as a king that
would be... As a king, that would be a demotion.
I was donating because I love the show, but now
I want something to remember JCD with. Lastly, I would
like to ask everyone to check out and support Josh
Howard's Dead at 17 revival number two comic on Kickstarter.
Could you please put the URL address in the show
notes? I will. It's a Kickstarter. Okay. Last time Josh
turned the big 5-0 on Monday, we'd like him on
the birthday list. Thank you, Adam and John, and proud
to say your brother in Christ. Matthew King, giving the
remainder of my balance to my lovely wife for her
ring. No knighting needed as a king. It would be
a demotion. You doubled there, but we got you. No
problem. Next is from Sir Lairon. And Dothan, Alabama, there's
so many cities that I never heard of, which is
great. Oh, yeah. For 19 years, the No Agenda show
has been my favorite source of $750. For 19 years,
the No Agenda show has been my favorite source of
entertainment and information. I miss John, and I will miss
the show. Am I going to be the most informed
person in the room now? Well, maybe, because I will
see you all at the No Agenda community at the
podcast mentioned in the newsletter. I am truly excited for
the future. future to come for you, Adam and the
Dvorak family. With this donation, one more time I get
to be a producer of the best podcast in the
universe and claim my title of Duke of a Little...
Chuck to watch. Chuck to watch. I think it's Chuck
to watch. Yeah, I think you nailed it. Chuck to
watch. Christ is king. Ray Martin, Dothan, Alabama, a.k.a. Sir
Lahren. Cody Blair says, hello, ITM, no agenda nation with
$744.66. It is with great honor that I make these
donations to achieve my knighthood, join the Order of the
Ants, and receive the highly coveted and incredibly bittersweet JCD
Challenge coin featuring one of my absolute favorite photographs of
the man himself. That's the salute. I've been listening to
Noah Jenner since discovering Adam through his appearance on Joe
Rogan around the COVID era. Ever since, the show has
been a wonderful source of media deconstruction, laughter, and perhaps
most importantly, a sense of belonging among like-minded people. I'm
incredibly grateful for all these years of entertainment, enlightenment, and
camaraderie. I look forward to whatever chapter Adam has written
for himself next. As a spiritual person who appreciates the
love of God and the teachings of Christ, I have
faith that this next chapter will be a meaningful and
fulfilling one for Adam, especially following the loss of his
longtime partner in deconstruction. Adam, you are one hell of
a guy. So, thanks for being all our partner in
crime. Speaking of JCD, it goes without saying how much
John meant to all of us. In many ways, he
felt like a fatherly, perhaps even grandfatherly figure. He would
go, hey! Although I'm certain he'd absolutely hate that description.
Yes, exactly. Nevertheless, he was someone I generally look forward
to hearing from twice a week, and his unmistakable wit,
skepticism, and occasional grumpiness will forever be missed. In his
honor, I've taken it upon myself to collect each and
every one of his books. So far, so good. I
even managed to acquire a signed copy of Dvorak Predicts,
along with... with several additions featuring some rather entertaining photographs
of John on their covers. What a handsome lad. As
No Agenda enters a new era, I send my love
and gratitude to Adam, John's family, and everyone throughout No
Agenda Nation. Thank you for creating something that has meant
so much to so many of us. It is an
honor to receive my knighthood as part of this extraordinary
farewell. For my knighthood, I would like to be known
as Sir Alief. Alief, keeper of the Sugarlands, for the
roundtable, I humbly request plenty of mutton and mead along
with a case of John's favorite wine. May our glasses
always be full. Love and light to everyone in the
morning and peace be with you all. Here's to the
next chapter, ITM. And thank you for your courage. Cody
from Sugarland, Texas. Very nice. Next is from Sir Smelliet,
Morristown, Arizona. I don't know if it's Smell-A-Lot or Smelliet.
Smelliet. Smelliet. I'm pretty sure Smelliet. Morristown, Arizona. It's been
691 episodes since I was hit in the mouth, and
it's been such a joy listening for all this time.
Thank you for everything, Sir Smelliet. Jeff Zaba, 68423, no
note, so I'll pick the next one up. Daniel Carothers
from Wauxhall, North Carolina, 667.66. ITM, congratulations on 19 years.
With this donation, I complete my damehood. Daniela. And I
started by becoming a member of the Order of the
Ants. Please deduce it. You've been deduced. My heart is
full of gratitude and love for the show that has
been such a large part of my life for these
past eight years. My now husband hit me in the
mouth all those years ago, and we could not have
prepared for the impact both you and John would bring
us, and me especially, especially. as I grew into the
adult I am now. That's kind. Your insights into media
deconstruction have helped inform how I navigate the world and
interact with the latest new sensations blaring from megaphone of
the Internet Town Square a million times over. Thank you
for your courage and many blessings with wherever the road
takes you. Stay safe. With love, Dame D.D. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. D-D-D.
Next up is Kevin Vogeltas. Vogeltas. $600. First, it's Dear
Adam and John. Well done, my friends. Thank you. What
a ride. What a time. What a wonderful thing of
art, talk, news and community you created. The best podcast
ever? Well, yes, of course. Undisputed, one of one. But
greater than that, certainly one of the best news hours
of all time. Certainly one of the best radio talk
shows of all time. What a joy it's been to
share all these hours with you over these years. Thank
you again. We're all so proud of you, and I
hope you are proud of yourselves. I hope you realize
what a special and important thing you've created in the
No Agenda show. Simply extraordinary. My wife and I have
listened for so many years back in the 300s. We
will miss you. My only regret is that my wife
and I had the opportunity to meet John at a
nearby... My only regret is that my wife and I
had an opportunity to meet John at a nearby meet
and greet a few years back. And we couldn't make
it that night. I wish we could go back and
fix that. So we could have told at least John
in person how just very special you both are and
were to us. Nevertheless, They say all good things must
come to an end, at least in our earthly affairs.
It is right and good that the worker is allowed
to rest when the work is done. Adam and John,
may the Lord bless his soul. You've certainly earned your
retirement. My donation... This week of $600 will finally put
me over $1,000. I'm sorry it took me so long.
Looking back, this is a small amount of value for
the enormous time, talent, and treasure you both spend on
creating the new Agenda show. I would be honored to
be knighted Sir Kevin of the Employment Lawyer. Adam? If
you're ever in the New Orleans area, or they say
they're at New Orleans, please email me or call me,
text me and my wife, Dame Rochelle, the debt-slaved emancipator.
We would be pleased to take you and Tina out
and show you the town. Okay. Sincerely. These little things
are not lining up for me. Kevin Vogel. Thomas Tucker.
Poway, Poway, Poway, Poway, California 53373. Thank you for the
podcast and congratulations on 19 years. When a man has
finished, he is just beginning, and when he stops, he
will be at a loss. Ah, that is, of course,
Cyrak, Cyrak, the book of Cyrak, 18, 18. Verse 7,
73s. Thank you. Very nice. Next up, Yar Moore from
Ramat Gan, Illinois. Is that Ramat Gan, Illinois? Interesting. $511.12.
The third time's a charm, they say, or in this
case, the challenge coin. So here's the last ever sheepishly
shipped... Shapes shifting shekels for the show donation. They got
the right guy. You did the book and I got
this. Exactly. It's perfect. Making me a Jew baronet just
in time to bid farewell to the No Agenda show.
Mazel tov, by the way, may I say. Thank you,
Adam, for making this show and setting an impossible standard
for everyone else. Thank you, Jay and Mimi, for managing
things behind the scenes. And to the one person... person,
I could share this experience with Eric. I like you
more. than a friend. How nice. Sir Zog of Elwood,
Baron of the De Plain River Valley in Elwood, $500.
And so this curtain closes and the next open, he
says. I've been a listener starting in the early 200s
and the show has been part of my life ever
since. I miss John and will miss the show after
today. Godspeed to the entirety Dvorak family, to the Curry
family, to all the Knights and Dames and Godspeed, to
even the douchebags and the folks who never experienced the
show. All our requests is a double up karma, not
just for me, but for all of us. Much has
been said about the show and the impact on all
of us. It truly was catching lightning in a bottle,
and I feel fortunate to have been a small part
of it. The show has genuinely improved my life, both
through the not-match. I've gained and the fellow producers I've
met. Through this, the impact of the show will continue,
and I will remember the great times the show brought.
I hope the relationship the show has created will endure,
and specifically to Dame Courtney, we will get that motorcycle
wired. No, there's some code. Hard to not be sad
at the show ending, but as other producers have mentioned,
we should all be happy it was and that we
were able to be part of it. ITM to all
and going forward, may we all be well and all
do well. Double up, Karma. You've got... Double up! Karma.
Next up is Eduardo Crow, $500 in a handwritten note.
Yes. Dear New Agenda, this year has been a roller
coaster for the whole NA family, but especially for you,
Dvorak and Adam. Thank you for all that you've... Done
for 19 years. Please see my check for $500 to
qualify for the JC Challenge coin and true up for
my knighthood balance that appeared the length of the –
span the length of the show. Cross out that word.
Slowly contributed via PayPal. The auto checks and somewhat over
now $500. But put on the... on the I don't
know the page put on the for years and I
put on the transfer transfer some years ago transfer transfer
transfer sorry for the delay and Godspeed to all what's
it say Pax Christy Pax Christy yes Eduardo Ed Crow.
Thank you, Eduardo. Sir Eric is naked in Seattle, Washington
500. I've been a listener since the Twit days when
Adam produced a handgun on the stream and Leo Laporte
peed himself. hilarious but not as funny as the multiple
times Leo posted his dick pics live on the Twitch
stream reviewing the latest whatever phone of the moment good
times I've been reading JC these columns in PC mag
before I got scooped up by the feds for writing
a war dialer back in the 80s No, that's not
John's fault. I'm just piecing my timeline together. I sorted
that out and was able to expunge my criminal record
before joining the U.S. Marine Corps. That's good. Congratulations. Yes.
After my honorable discharge, I've been a dude named Ben
named Sir Eric is Naked, doing good for the Internet
community. Pinky swear. Well, I miss John. I appreciate how
the No Agenda community rallied in support of his family,
your family, our family. I loved the cacophony of guests
last Sunday. It was chaotic but joyous. I love you.
You have such a great circle of friends. None of
them are my actual friends. I don't hang out with
these people. No, no. We don't talk unless it's a
show. Exactly. Why waste any of the energy? As John
would say, wait, you're wasting good show time. Good content.
Good content. Good content. Yes. Next up, Mark Canoff from
Portland, Oregon. $468. This donation earns my knighthood right under
the wire. Thank you for your 19 years of the
best podcast in the universe. I will miss the show
dearly, but feel so privileged to have been along for
the ride. Oh, thank you so much. That's nice. Who
is this? I know this person. Wait, do I have
a name? Line 41. Line 41. No, 40. It's 40.
I did 40. Oh, here we go. Sir Harry Pilgrim.
Yeah. There we go. Yes, Guyton, Georgia. Of course I
have. Sir Harry Pilgrim 468. He's been walking with us
for a long time. Adam and the No Agenda crew,
congratulations on your new path. And while I will certainly
miss you on No Agenda, I'm excited about what comes
next. I was worried that DH Unplugged might suck without
John. But J.S. Dvorak is just about as entertaining as
his father. With this donation of 468, I would like
to claim my JCD Challenge coin and will proudly deliver.
display it next to my USMC, that's the Marine Corps,
coins. This donation also completes my journey up the peerage
to Viscount. Since moving from Virginia to Georgia, I have
yet to update my title, so I'm relinquishing my previous
protectorate of Massaponics and the Rappanock River and will be
From this day forward, known as Sir Harry Pilgrim, Viscount
of the Coastal Empire. Ah! On my first trip to
the round table, I requested malted barley and hops so
I could prepare handcrafted ales and lagers for the knights
and dames. When I visited last, I noticed the supplies
were running low, so I'd like you to refill the
beer-making supplies with malted barley and hops so I can
continue plying the peerage with artisan handcrafted small-batch libations. No
jingles, no... karma fair winds and following seas and there
it is as you cast off into your future sir
harry pilgrim the baron of masoponics and uh we're going
to play another end of show mix here this is
bill mountaineer and this is what he put together i
think he actually sings on this one
Yesterday in the morning, he announced it was done Adam
said the plans were made and the show was through
I woke up this morning and I wrote down this
song While there was still one show left to say
the truth I see a child, I hear him complain
I hear Adam say he was the pirate of the
plane Though I never met them, they always felt like
friends But I always thought that I'd hit them again
Now I understand the reasons, and I've had a different
plan And I wish him the most success as he
has in the week But still I wonder if I
Thank you. Thank you. ♪♪♪
to you that is strike number two on Spotify and
Whenever we get something. Yeah. No, I mean, this show
will never make it on Spotify. We have removed this
episode from your podcast due to the licensed music being
played, even though it is completely fair use in a
parody. But OK, we'll leave that for what it is.
Next up, Scott North from Fullerton, California. Do we do
him? No, not yet. In the morning to the Curry
and Dvorak families. Like many producers, my heart is still
heavy for the loss of JCD and more so now
for the conclusion. I still am having a hard time
with this, by the way. What's going on? Daddy's gone.
It's been a while. Yeah, no, I hear you. I
hear you. This does not compute, you know? Mm-hmm. Anyway,
he says, my heart, he's 444-45, Scott North. He says,
my heart is still heavy for the loss of JCD
and more so now for the conclusion of the No
Agenda show. However... I could not let this moment in
time pass without collecting a JCD challenge coin and securing
my knighthood. My first recollection of the No Agenda Shower
was when Adam was a guest on a certain tech
show. Quote, netcast, speaking about value for value and threatening
to shoot drones out of the sky. As part of
the generations who grew up watching Adam on MTV, this
made me think of two things. Number one, wow, Adam
still has great hair. And two, wow. I really need
to go check out this other podcast. After my first
child was born in 2015, I began listening in earnest.
I needed something to keep my mind busy during late
night bottle feedings and on this long commute as a
mobile dude named Ben. The six plus hours with you
and John every week informed, entertained, and protected my amygdala,
especially when I was a kid. as times changed and
the M5N grew increasingly one-sided and contentious. I listed along
with the whipsaws, nat pops, and great questions and left
every time a journalist reported on a glitch or used
33 as a statistic. Listening to new agendas has kept
me healthier and happier for the last 11 plus years,
especially during the COVID lockdowns and has helped me learn
to observe of the world around me more carefully. Despite
all the talk of exit strategies, I had hoped we
might get through another election cycle together, but sadly, it
wasn't meant to be. I was heartbroken when John passed,
and it was a comfort to see how everyone rallied
around you and the Dorak family during that time and
in the months since. Thank you, Adam, for continuing to
run this race and for finishing strong. May God bless
you for your current and future projects. Please pronunciate me,
sir, unfinished. With Lagavulin and Bone and Rib Eye at
the round table. That's one of John's favorite PD Scotches.
Yes. Jingles, as long as I have yet to be
officially de-douched. May I get a de-douche? You've been de-douched.
And F cancer for my late father. And at the
top of the day, end of show mix in honor
of John and 19 years of no agenda. All my
best, Scott North. Yes. I was going to say something.
Yes, I got the F cancer, but I also have
this one. But at the end of the day, they're
backing him. You know, they're backing. Come on. at the
end of the day. At the end of the day,
John, if someone wants to get anyone, they can get
them. At the end of the day. At the end
of the day, it's more important that we have entertainment.
At the end of the day. So, at the end
of the day, who's going to pay for the real
loan? It's going to be taxpayer money. At the end
of the day. At the end of the day, that's
going to be up to Valerie Jarrett. At the end
of the day. At the end of the day, isn't
that it? At the end of the day, all this
money is owed to bankers. At the end of the
day. At the end of the day, I think it's
good. At the end of the day, as Americans, what
we always do is we always say, At the end
of the day. So at the end of the day,
it's not actually the health care. It's the... At the
end of the day, you can't deny I had to
put less gas in. At the end of the day.
At the end of the day. It's crazy. We're all
anti-COVID. semis. At the end of the day, at the
end of the day, you get, I think it's 4%
at the end of the day, starts to run together
at the end of the day, you kind of forget,
right? At the end of the day, at the end
of the day, you know, John, you and I are
both in the audience business at the end of the
day. At the end of the day. So at the
end of the day, she can say, hey, I told
you so. At the end of the day, at the
end of the day. But I don't say at the
end of the day. I said it once, I think
ever. We were so good with each other. Like, hey,
you're saying at the end of the day, it's too
much. Okay. And then we would nail each other. Ah,
you said it. You said this. Whatever word it was.
was. I do believe. I do believe there's another one
like it, yeah. Stop me, no! You've got... Karma. Chris
Marble comes in from Clearwater, Florida, $444.44 with a lengthy
note. ITM, I can only imagine how many times you've
already said this today, but sorry in advance for the
long note. This note is four years in the making,
though. Oh, okay, so let me get the business out
of the way first. My most recent donation was for
the combo 15th anniversary. 15. episode when you had the
double donation special. I finally had my note read after
three episodes of goofs, but was not knighted. Oh, boy.
We'll correct. I didn't want to draw JCD's ire by
writing in to correct this without donating, so I waited
and waited, and here I am, regretting not having taken
care of this sooner. I'll simply be Sir Chris Marble
and ask for shrimp quesadillas and Jägermeister at the round.
table. My only question is, does this make me a
black knight or what? Yeah, what the heck? Go ahead.
In the years since that episode, I lost my job
of 10 plus years, bought and sold some real estate,
moved from Commie, Massachusetts to Florida, and finally got married,
elder millennial here, there is hope people, to the beautiful
non-vax woman of my dreams who is now carrying my
child. It's truly been a ride. I began listening to
No Agenda in 2020 after your first JRE appearance while
I was in Tampa. Thank you. Last four shows since
the donation of late 2022. Well, letting go of the
show is going to be very hard. It's poetic in
a way. You came into my life right when meeting
my future wife was impossible and exited just as swiftly
after we got married and pregnant. John's timing is especially
impeccable. He passed exactly a month after my wedding, right
before episode 1888. Just a few months later, he finally
crossed over 100,000 followers on Twitter and Apple, announced both
a folding iPhone and touchscreen MacBook. Yes, maybe McDonald's will
fix their burgers next. I hope that anyone – I
love when people – these callbacks are great. I hope
that anyone in the Tampa Bay area would reach out
to me on Facebook or Instagram, username KingMarble. I would
love to make new connections here, either personal or professional.
Also, anyone in home birthing slash homeschooling communities. Oh, yeah.
My wife also lost her job two days after her
positive pregnancy test. So please hit me with your strongest
American-made dose of karma as I navigate some difficult financial
waters. Please throw some Rev Al in there. Hold on
a second. I'm going to do some respect for you
then. I could have gotten that one teed up, couldn't
I? Rev Al, love on your way out too in
case no one else asks for it. You're the first.
Love, you mean it. Love, you mean it. Thank you.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma. Next up, Sean Bergeron from Alexandria,
Virginia, $444.44. Rest in peace, JCD. Kind of a later
NA listener. He irked me with his dislike of OS2
and Linux in the early mid-90s. I liked OS2. John
always thought it was a good OS, just that he
thought it sucked. Well, there you go. Sir Chris, $444.44.
Adam and Jay. I'm a knight and listener since show
number seven on the Dvorak Uncensored blog, Push Me to
No Agenda. I'm known as Sir Crawler from Madisonville, Louisiana.
I sent a Bitcoin donation of $444.44 to help push
the final edition of No Agenda over the finish line.
I'm a listener to We Get to Do This and
look forward to the upcoming... upcoming Party Line show. As
a fellow follower of Christ and someone praying for Adam
for years, well done, my good and faithful servants. Matthew
25, 23. If I can get my favorite Jesus
Go Italian girl, shut up, slave. Yes, that is my
niece, Sabi. Blessings to Tina, Mimi, and Pastor Jimmy. Forever
change for the better through no agenda from Sir Chris.
Shut up, slave. Stay zitto, schiavo! Oh, boy. Is it
Dvorak and Center? That's where he used to put all
of our stuff on there, right? That was the beginning.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was a horribly designed website.
No, a piece of crap. And he was going to
fix Dvorak.org slash NA, the donation page. But we all
know he lost the password, so it would live on
in infamy. With all the old crap, the old PayPal,
everything is all old. Oh, gosh. Oh, boy. Next up,
Sir Matt of the Northeast Ohio, $431.63. Jingles, he would
like prayers, karma. I've been listening since early 2009. I
will miss the twice-weekly news deconstruction that kept many of
us sane over the years. It has been a pleasure
to have Adam and John a part of my life
in the last 17 years. As the saying goes, all
good things must come to an end, and man... Was
it a fun ride? This $410 donation plus fees is
a nod to HTTP status code 410. Gone. The resource
was once here, but it's no longer available and won't
be coming back with this donation. I move up the
percentage, the peerage ladder and become a baron. Congratulations. Thank
you for your time, energy and courage all day. all
these last 19 years in the morning, Baron Matt of
Northeast Ohio. You've got prayers. Praise God, amen. $431 from
Seronymous of the ADF-C Arapaho County. He says he's upgrading
to count, and a JCV challenge coin is in Aurora,
Colorado. Thank you very much. Very nice. Little John Candies.
Oh, yeah. 420. 420. 420 on the button there. Adam,
thank you for all that you have done for the
community. God bless you and the Dvorak family. No need
to actually include this note in the final show. Too
late. You'll be missed. And best of luck. Christopher and
Meja Graves from El Dorado County. 420. And this guy
totally was stoned when he sent this. I'm going to
shorten this one a little bit. Rest in peace, JCD.
Rest in peace, best podcast in the universe. I hereby
claim 1916 EP credit and JCD challenge coin. Pray it'll
get past South African customs. It should. I'm so grateful
for having the Noah Jenner show in my life now
for the better part of eight years. I was a
relative latecomer having first heard John's raspy voice on Twit,
whereas curmudgeonless bemused the other panelists so. Somehow I didn't
catch on to the no agenda promotions back then and
had to rediscover John and discover you. We didn't have
MTV growing up in South Africa by way of the
fake ologist. Yes. About three years down many a rabbit
hole. The show that put you two together can never
again be replicated as an early adopter of podcasting with
an ear for voices and high production values working in.
The show felt tailor-made for me. Finally discovering it was
like a homecoming, and I was hooked. Last year we
had the opportunity to stay in the Netherlands for two
months. We finally got to attend the Noagent meetup in
the Heidelberg Mirs. We had lovely weather. I met several
producers including Arno, Martin, Mark, Voidzero, Sebastian, and others. Conversing
with them in Afrikaans slash Dutch was a real treat
for me. We even got a shout out from our
wonderful host Irma on show 1804. I was thrilled to
hear my... My son to no end when he heard
her note read out by you on the air. I'll
keep trying to get Irma to invite me to the
Lowlands Telegram group so we can keep in touch. One
last thing. I've been working on audio and speech for
many years, specializing in text-to-speech synthesis. I've been following your
AI journey with great interest. I'm currently working on an
AI dubbing startup, Camb.com. dot a i c a m
b dot a i where i'm the lead developer of
our live stream dubbing products i want to apply our
system to the no agenda live stream have it translate
the show to dutch and share some samples with you
for fun but salad never got around to it the
show is particularly challenging with all the voices interjections and
overlapping speech yes we are ai proof but we might
be the best But we might be the best out
there in doing this kind of thing, and we're doing
it live. Very curious about CurryCaster.com, of course, and wondering
what a potential integration would look like. Oh, man, this
is why I need more vibe coding. I will miss
John and will forever wonder what you two would have
said about all the future bull crap will certainly have
to endure. Groeten uit Kaapstad from Peter. Thank you, Peter.
Next one, I may need a little bit of rescuing
here. Michael Denver Heun from Riesenhout, Netherlands. Michael van der
Hoorn in Rijsenhout. Rijsenhout. Yeah, Fiorella and Mike, in the
morning, thanks for the value. Enjoy your break. Thank you
for not giving me any more of those words to
read. Baronet Sir Flip from Winterherr, Switzerland. Winterherr, Switzerland. ITM,
dear Adam and Dvorak family, losing JCD and no agendas
like losing a family member. Thank you so much for
your hard work over the years, for your mental sanity,
and the courage to build everything that's given us so
much and will. live on. Best wishes, Adam. Rest in
peace, JCD. God bless you all. Baronet Sir Philip is
out. Thank you very much, and may God bless you
all. Philip Zirin. Thank you, Baronet. Dame Susan from McKinney,
Texas. And she puts in a note. She says, Dear
Beloved at No Agenda, perhaps around spring of 2022, my
firstborn, Elliot, told me he got most of his news
from No Agenda. It took me three or four listens
to become devoted to an amazing community that I would
have to come to treasure. I want to make a
$404 donation to get the JCD Challenge coin I can
give to my son who brought me here. Ah, that's
nice. Thank you for all the insight over these years,
and I hope our paths continue to cross down the
road ahead. With love and much gratitude, Dame Susan. of
the Saldner Wheel. And there's Dreb Scott. He is an
Archduke. He lives in Oceanside, California. He's been walking with
us a long time as well. 401-09. Adam, he says,
thanks for letting me be a little part of the
show for a few years with the cloud chapters. Now,
it was not a little part, man. He did this
before AI... came along. Dreb Scott did the, he did
transcripts for like 10 different shows. Wow. Wow, that's impressive.
Chapters with art, the whole thing. I couldn't miss out
on the JCD challenge coin. Thanks for the amygdala shrinkage
over my last nine years of listening. I've loved hearing
your faith journey and will continue to follow along with
We Get to Do This and Curry and the Keeper,
your LDS brother in Christ, Dreb Scott, Archduke of the
Cloud Chapters, no jingles, no karma, from Dreb Scott. Thank
you, Dreb. I'm gifting you the next one. Oh, wonderful.
Oh, man. Peter van Aden. Sounds like a Dutch guy.
$400.91. Congratulations, Adam and Dvorak family and all the co-hosts
of the best podcast in the universe. Adam, what you
and John created with no agenda over the past 19
years is truly unprecedented. What started as two guys discussing
what was happening in the world and how the media
shaped our perception of it turned into a movement of
small amygdala family members all around the globe. It was
clear to all of us that with John's passing, the
show would never be or feel the same again. Although
I thought you had found your mojo with Brunetti, Dew,
Calacanis, and occasionally Matt Long. And Horowitz, of course. Yes.
Yes, Jesus is my exit strategy. Yes, Jesus is my
exit strategy. while badgering Leo and the grouching about the...
Thank you. I'm not sure... What the future holds for
No Agenda, but I will definitely miss your voice, your
analysis, your production skills, your stories, and your worldview. It
has been a joy listening to No Agenda, and I
know that after October 29th, they'll be dealing with a
bit of post-series depression, just like I did after watching
the final episode of Friends. Wow, okay. We're up there,
man. That's not good. That's not bad. Rest in peace.
Oh, wait. Where am I? Because that's what no agenda
was for me. Tuning in twice a week to listen
to my friends. But now the titles are changing. Yes.
Rest in peace, John. It will be an honor to
receive his challenge coin. Godspeed, Adam. Good luck with all
your new projects. I wish you the best in finishing
your biography. It's coming. And making the movie with Brunetti.
Oh, yeah. Podcast the movie. Podcast the movie. movie it's
coming man it's coming and my love to the Dvorak
family and all the co-hosts of in echo voice piece
please okay I can do that the best podcast in
the universe the best podcast in the universe Oh, yeah,
we got that on demand. P.S. What is the rumor
here about you returning to Dutch radio with the room
for an ankle? Could the Dutch really be that lucky?
You know, that is true. There's been some weird, some
weird rumor that I'm going to start a show that
we did 43 years ago. Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know.
I don't think that's going to happen. Let's see. Then
he wants some Bingo Boom Shakalaka. Bingo Boom. Hold on.
There's a million of those, too. Shakalaka. Yep, got that
one. The titles are changing. We'll do that at the
end when we actually change the titles. And end of
show, Savage Curry wraps up. Now, we're going to end
this. We're going to do the mixes. We're not going
to do that. We're going to do the mixes the
way we planned them. Are you arguing with yourself, by
the way? I am. I'm just talking to myself here.
Kind regards, Peter van Aden from Friesland Boppe in the
Netherlands. This is a jingle. This is a jingle. Don't
look over here. Nothing to see here. Ooh, look at
that. Dingo, boom, shakalaka. There we go. Okay, those are
the jingles he requested. Good stuff. Thomas and I are
$400.91. Dear Adam and the Dvorak family, the No Agenda
show has been a staple in my life for years.
Unable to sleep most nights, I turn to podcasts to
keep my mind from dwelling on the negative thoughts. The
dulcet voices of Adam and JCD. Along with their uncanny
ability to step back from the headlines and offer another
perspective, helped me keep sane, especially through the COVID years,
which were traumatic. So many people depended on me to
save their livelihoods while institutions seemed intent on destroying ours.
I will be forever grateful for the support that you
showed and you provided, which helped me navigate the lunacy
of the pandemic. and save them all. Wow. I should
have become a knight some time ago, but only have
now decided on my title. Sir Tomalot, Defender of the
Shed, Banisher of the Opossum. A little karma, whether it's
goat, yak, goat, doesn't matter, would be appreciated. Wishing you
the very best in your next chapter. Sincerely, Tom Anaya.
You've got... Karma. John Donovan, $400.91. No note. So I'll
pick up Sir Tarheel, who also comes in with $491.
I think these are 388.83s plus fleas, so it's a
challenge coin donation. Sir Tarheel says, more sad news for
the community. I've been listening for 18 of No Agendas,
19 years. I'm listening to the anniversary episode. episode now
and look forward to the final episode with sadness. We
will all miss the deconstructed and pure fun of listening
to the show. Thanks for the show. Podcasting, podcasting 2.0
headbangers ball and all your endeavors. Good luck and Godspeed
and all your future projects regards. Matthew Farrell, sir, Tar
Heel Baron of Oak Island and all the sandbars of
Cape feet. River. By the way, did you listen to
the 19th anniversary show? Sometimes we do shows. I don't
really listen to my shows. I listen to that. That
was a train wreck. Yes, it was a total train
wreck, but that's what made it so cool. That was
wild. Do you know how difficult it is trying to
find A bathroom to get a stall and be quiet
in and talk on a podcast in an airport? Well,
I presume the non-binary bathroom wasn't all that full because
no one ever goes in there. It wasn't. I figured.
And by the way, you know, I was surprised it
was 19 years. I'm coming up on 20. on the
Disciplined Investor Podcast. March will be 20 years. Yeah, you
beat us, man. You beat us. Yeah. From Sir Jeremy
Johnson, $400.91. Another challenge coin in the morning. Thanks for
the memories. Finally up to barren status. Congrats. Rest. Request
a JCD Hot Pockets if you have time in the
morning, exclamation point. I have one, actually. Hot pockets. And
Jeremy sent in an ender show mix, which will play
momentarily. But first, we thank Viscount John Noonan for his
challenge coin donation. Adam and the Dvoraks, I could go
on and on saying how much I have appreciated this
show and how much it has helped me. You've given
me far more value than I've given you. Adam, you
are one talented. and mofo and to me family says
Viscount John Noonan Charles Bosch, he writes, this is my
final donation towards knighthood. Looking forward to the ring and
the JCD challenge going to remind me of the greatest
podcast in the universe. Wish you all the best in
the future. Endeavors, Adam, Godspeed. I would like to be
called here with Sir Charles of the Lowly South, Tomahawks
and Rye. You got it. And there's Dame Patricia, who
I think is Dame Patricia Worthington, with a Challenge Coin
donation. You helped our family make sense of the pandemic
and hold strong to the truth. May God bless you
in the Dvoraks, and may your futures be blessed. With
love, Dame Patricia, with the practically perfect penmanship and family.
And now we're going to take another quick break for
Baron Jeremy Johnson's end of show. show mix. A toe
tapper for sure. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, The
best podcast in the universe. upon the screen back when
the music came in green the pictures changed the years
flew by but radio refused to die there came a
voice, a friend named John two microphones the game They
questioned everything they heard Listen to this back that word
to ride by. TV spot I'm watching And so much
fun And though the final I don't know if Andrew
made it back yet. He was going to take a
bathroom break, so I'll just continue until he returns. Let's
see. We have Chris Mitzlaff with the Challenge Coin donation.
Adam and friends, I'm glad that I found this roller
coaster, and I'm sad for the ride to end. The
Challenge Coin and my night ring will serve as a
good memory. Going to miss the hell out of this
show. Zach and Ashley. Next one's from Zach. Oh, you're
back. Oh, beautiful. Back? Yes. Just got to get a
cup of coffee, a cheeseburger. I'm back. Yes. Next one's
from Jack and Ashley Williams. $400.91 challenge coins and impossible
to convey the influence no agenda had on our marriage,
family, and friendships since being hit in the mouth in
2020. Thank you both for the leaning. Thank you for
leaning into your giftings, the fruit it has blessed many
generations, Zach and Ashley Williams. Benjamin Hasselbring, Challenge Coin. Dear
Adam, I've been a listener since the early days. When
I was a young man in graduate school, it's hard
to put in words the positive impact you and John
have had on my life over the past 19 years.
Best of luck with all future endeavors. Thank you. Sir,
Chris Burge from Dallas, Texas, $400.91 again. I'm honored to
donate to the final No Agenda show. I have had
many email correspondence with JCD over the years, and I
was always excited to see a reply from JCD in
my inbox. I was always surprised when I got one,
by the way. I felt honored when he read two
of my BOTG emails. Boots on the ground. Butch the
Red, yeah. Emails verbatim on the show. He also referenced
my other email several times. You did a lot of
those during COVID. COVID was the best thing. COVID, yes.
COVID, yeah. Thank you, John C. Dvorak. I will cherish
my JCD challenge coin. Adam, I will likewise donate when
you make an Adam Curry challenge coin. Thank you. I
believe my donation elevates me to the baronet. All right.
Beautiful. Sir Matthew Wells with the Challenge Coin. Adam, I
can't let the final show go by without saying thank
you. I got hit in the mouth in 2017 when
I heard you on InfoWars. I got to go back.
I got to go see Alex again. Since then, No
Agenda has been part of my week. Every Thursday and
Sunday, it gave me media deconstruction, a lot of laughs,
and a community of producers who think for themselves. I'll
admit that in all my years of this week, I've
been a part of my week. As a producer, I've
only managed to hit one person in the mouth, Phil
Kuzmavoski, but I'm proud of that one. Over the years,
I was proud to be an executive producer of episodes
1394 and 1500, and becoming a black knight on November
3rd, 22, is still one of my favorite memories. Being
part of the value for value model made me feel
like I had a real stake in something that mattered.
It's true. So I'm sending this final donation of 38883
plus fees to see the show off as an executive
producer of its last episode. I'm also doing it to
honor the memory of John C. Dvorak, and I'll proudly
add his challenge coin to my collection of three other
No Agenda challenge coins. It will mean more to me
than any of the others. I'd love one final dedouching
for the road, please. Fish, fish, fish, fish. You've been
de-douched.
Single request, Sir Reverend Al Supercut, and you're going to
need a Bitcoin. I'm going to miss this show more
than I can put into words. Nothing will replace it.
Thank you for all you've done for podcasting, amygdala shrinkage,
sanity management, and above all, thank you for your courage.
73s in the morning, Sir Matthew Wells, Black Knight of
the Austin Petty Cabbies. Oh, yes, I know him. Keto
9. Mike Golf Whiskey. Resist. We must. We must. They're
all jitty about a shutdown. The Tortoise in the race.
Then co-author of Hubris. YouTube Hubris. Lead singer Bono. Fran
Drescher. Siganoi Weaver. Suspect Jahar Sanat. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh.
Rush Limbaugh. The show Rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice
Sonia Sotomayor. Ms. Mike Muckery. Yesterday, Antonin Scalia. Kim Kardashian
and the Republican candidates. Both K. Row and Benghazi. We.
ranked behind Latvija, uh, La Vita. First down... Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan
to college students in Beijing. He's getting lunch at AAA
in Iowa. Bain is appropriate. The GOP's tax day giveaway
to millionaires. Why was traffic problems Email sent the environmental
projection agency and what sequestration has done It's gonna break
loose and you're gonna need a bit going Oh, God.
That's great. That's great. You know, is it possible that
the No Agenda stream will be redone as the No
Agenda stream? Clip loops dot com or something. No, no.
The clips up there. No, no, no, no, no. We
got to end it, man. We got it. I hear
you. The shows will be available from forever in the
archive for sure. Yep. Next up, Sir Big Papa Moose,
$400.91. Looks like I made it to the count level.
I absolutely love the show and I will miss what
it was. Hope to see what it does when it
continues and what it will continue to be. Can I
get an F, the EU, if it's not too much
trouble? Adios from Dame Rhonda and Sir Big Papa Moose.
The Count of Southwestern Kansas and the Texas and Oklahoma
Panhandles. Fuck the EU. What's up? Elizabeth Barich says, Challenge
coin. This is a surprise switcheroo, though, for my smoking-out
husband, Jeff Barich. He hit me in the mouth back
in 2016, and we love listening together. The family that
listens to No Agenda Together stays together. I know he
has always wanted to reach night status, and I can't
wait to add JCD's challenge coin to center stage of
my challenge coin collection. Please grant him the name of
Sir. Thank you. Hosts should have a podcast together. They
provide great info and are hilarious. Hilarious. Yeah. Hilarious. That's
really not going to happen. No. Impossible. I mean, I
could be... I could tell you convincingly. Next one's from
Sir Stregelicious. Stregelicious. Stregelicious. Stregelicious. Struggalicious? I think so. Challenge
coin in the morning. Though I'm sad to see the
show go, I'm happy to have been able to be
a part of the best podcast in the universe. This
challenge coin donation will get my coin and baronet status
to the baronet Struggalicious. Can I... Get prayers karma? Yes,
we can get you prayers karma. Hold on one second.
It's prayers instead of karma, technically. You've got prayers. Prayers.
And there's Dame Cattybones with a challenge coin donation. I
team, Adam, thank you and John for 19 years of
keeping us sane. Our lives are better because you were
in them. I wish you continued success and happiness. Thank
you for everything. Good luck to Mimi and the kids,
too. Love, Dame Cattybones. Brian Maddox, $400.91. Challenge going. Rest
in peace, JCD. God bless John's family, and thanks for
all the value and laughs. Phil, the pool water guy.
Challenge going. Dear Adam and the Dvorak failed me in
the entire knowage in the nation. Thank you for all
the deconstruction, the laughs, and the face palms, but most
certainly the amygdala shrinkage. Phil, the pool water guy. Next
up is Casey Von Heel. I miss my JCD. His
passing only months after my father's was a lot. Okay.
One star would not recommend. I've been in the midst
of a long gestating story in which I have given
John and Adam his often requested cameo. You try to
do something nice for a guy and then he dies.
I don't know if you've ever finished the story, but
after hearing Adam's reasons for leaving no agenda, I was
inspired to carry on all. Also, mainlining, we get to
do this, helped. PJ is the one I called Dr.
Feelgood. The book I called Woe to the Vanquished, an
alternate history tale about the Viking invasion on northern Japan's
shores. Hey, Dana, it's Prime IP for the new dev
schedule. More movies. More stuff. Let's get it going. I've
cast JCD and Adam as... Chortling Viking warlords John the
Joke Killer and Adam the Fair, my Norse version of
the Stoller and Waldorf, will make Stanleysk appearances as long
as the story continues. So far, for any interesting nights,
dames, and douchebags, email casey.vanheel at gmail.com, and I'll gladly
send you a digital black-and-white version. Also, for anyone else
comics curious, visit personofmeritcomics.com, and I'll send you our digital
or physical book or books. at the standard value for
value exchange rate. Nice. For the roundtable, may I suggest
at least one episode of Yo! Agenda with Rob Dew
and Dana Brew. To John and Adam the Clans, Curry
and Dvorak, and to all Gitno Nation, we love you.
And there's nothing we can do about it. There's nothing
you can do about it. Casey Von Hilt, person of
Merit Comics. sent from my iPad. Nicholas Gregorchick, Gregorchick, Gregorchick,
Gregorchick Challenge Coin. Dear Adam and fellow producers, first of
all, may I humbly request a dedouching. You may. You've
been dedouched. I've been a listener since February of 2022
when I first heard John yell, fix my potholes. After
some story of the government wasting our tax dollars, I
immediately knew I was among like-minded people. As many other
producers have stated, John's passing has truly affected me in
ways I would never have thought, and I continue to
mourn for someone I never actually had met. I pray
every night that the Lord looks over you and Tina,
Mimi, Jay, the Dvorak, And John, of course. I will
truly miss no agenda. being an integral part of my
life for the past nearly five years, but I'm thankful
that I found the show when I did and will
continue to listen to you on We Get to Do
This. And I've also recently picked up DH Unplugged. If
I may ask, and it hasn't already been overplayed, can
I get my all-time favorite Noah Jenga jingle, John's Mac
and Cheese? Yes, with the cheap cheddar mac. Melted together.
Thank you for all the laughs and enjoyment throughout the
years. Nicholas Gregorchik. You slaves can get you the mac
and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni and
cheap cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Hey, everybody. Nice. The
letter J at ChallengeCoin. Dear Adam and the Dvorak family
and host of Bittersweet Congratulations on the 19 years worth
of no agenda shows. John's passing still weighs on me.
I first knew him from the Silicon Spin show on
Tech TV. I got to know him better years later
on his frequent appearances on the early twit podcast, which,
by the way, that's where I met him. I followed
him in 2007. to No Agenda, Cranky Geeks, and finally
DHM Plug shows where I will spend hours a week
listening to him. John was plain spoken, gruff, and a
time prickly like a cactus. There would also be times
when he was thoughtful. Like the time when I sent
an anniversary card during one of this show's anniversaries. I'd
forgotten which one it was, but of course, most anniversary
cards can buy, you can buy the store for wedding
anniversaries. I sent the mildest one I could find as
a half joke for the show's anniversary. Come to think
of it, I should have leaned in more to the
joke and sent the most romantic card I could have
found. Anyways, John must have been moved by the jester
and read my note on the card, even though the
enclosed check would have not qualified for a read. It's
also with a heavy heart that I must acknowledge the
end of no agenda show. Yet I must also celebrate
the 19 years of media deconstruction, amygdala shrinking, Costco wine
recommendations, and useful tips, and wacky shenanigans the two of
you brought on twice weekly. Minus the brief experiment with
three shows weekly. When did you do that? I think
we might have done that. Yeah. We talked about it
a lot. We kept saying, hey, if you donate more,
we'll do three shows. I'm not sure we actually did
a third show. We might have. We might have.
One, maybe, but then decided, no, there wasn't enough time
in between to watch C-SPAN. Yeah. Since I tend to
procrastinate, I finally time to claim my barren status. The
accounting is attached. Since most of my territories around where
I live have already been claimed, and I would like
to keep my whereabouts a bit more secret, I have
two ideas for the territory of my barreni. My Barony.
Barony. My Barony. My Barony. It's like my Barony. My
Barony. My first choice is a more abstract one. I
would like to become the Baron of the final minute.
Protector of all who would find inspiration for the crunch
of the 11th hour. However... If the peerage committee insists
on the barony of the location, my second choice with
the Baron of the Hono City. That's in China? I
guess. Hmm. Baron of the Hono City. Oh, a fictitious
city where the events of the anime Kill la Kill
take place. Oh, I got it. Okay. Okay. It's also
the origin of one of my show's favorite jingles, The
Fear is Freedom, or simply put, Pig's Jingle. I would
like to hear that jingle one last time, please, from
time to time. I still play that original version that
I sent Adam all those years ago. I was both
shocked and honored when the jingle was played for the
first time and chuckled at John's very confused reaction. that
Adam enhanced the original version with the marching track, and
the rest is history. I am not sure how many
times that jingle was requested. It was a lot during
the first years of its introduction. I'm just honored that
I was able to make a small mark on the
best podcast in the universe. Best of luck, Adam and
the Dvorak family and the future and in your future
and your future projects and podcasts. In the words of
another great anime from the creators of Kill La Kill,
Gurren Lagann, your drill is the drill. that will pierce
the heavens. Best regards, the letter J. I remember. Thank
you. That was a classic. That's how all these... I
don't think I made a... I made the ants. No,
the fisting nuts. I think everyone else did. I might
have added the marching pigs here. It's too much to
remember. But we remember Sir William, who wants a challenge
coin. He says, N.A. has become an important part of
my life and a weekly routine seldom missed. It will
always be the best podcast in the universe. I've been...
I've been listening since late 2015. My first donation was
January 2016. John always read my name with capital L,
small A. Which I will never forget, and part of
the reason I couldn't pass up getting his coin. Adam,
all the best to you. I will miss you in
deconstruction mode, but will continue to listen wherever you are.
Thank you for all you've given and shared over the
years. Regarding peerage, if my calculations are correct, I've reached
Barron status. So if that's the case, I'd like to
be referred to as Sir William Barron. Aaron of Central
Michigan, if it's still available, you got it. Unfortunately, I
could not validate. I don't recall what I should receive
at the table, so please just give me the usual,
including mutton and mead. No extra J's. A little K
would be appreciated. Thank you, and ITM from... Bill, thank
you very much. Commander J. The Plumber, $400.91, another coin,
from Karlsruhe, Germany. I'm sorry, I killed that. Reading text,
whatever that means. I will deeply miss the show. Uh,
there's like a getting, getting direction here. I will deeply
miss the show and the media deconstruction. All the best
to you, Adam and the whole Dvorak family. Although I'm
very sad about the end of the new agenda show.
I'm a bit curious about all the new projects. Which
will emerge from this 19 years long journey? Maybe with
some mediated construction here and there? Sincerely, Commodore J. the
Plumber. Typical German. Here's your reading text. Read this. You
will read it and you will read it exactly as
it is written. Paul Fellner, dear Adam. And with this
donation, my cumulative contributions, finally, I reached the baronet threshold.
He's also getting a coin. Despite bracking up several executive
producer credits over the years, I've somehow managed to wander
the kingdom this long without... being officially knighted. Oh, that's
horrible. Evidently, the roundtable paperwork got lost somewhere between the
hookers and blow and the mutton and the meat. It
happens. So before you ride off into the sunset, I'd
be honored if you'd personally rectify this egregious oversight by
knighting me, Sir Politics, baronet of the fake news feed.
After all, it would be a shame to hit the
threshold and still be title-less. On a more serious note,
thank you for the countless hours of laughter, insight, and
perspective. What you and John built together was truly one
of a kind. In the morning, indeed, no jingles, no
karma. Commodore Paul Felner, Doctor of Education, Baronet Elect of
the No Agenda Roundtable. Nice. I'll take this next long
one. Jacqueline Smith. Jacqueline Smith. $400.91. Is that the Jacqueline
Smith, like one of the Charlie's Angels? Of course it
is. We have all the still ladies here. Ah, that's
beautiful. Sir Scovey, Grand Duke of the Piedmont, with a
challenge coin donation. Thank you for 19 years of excellent
media deconstruction, he says. You and John set the standard
for an outstanding product. I also laughed a lot. I'm
honored to have reached Grand Duke during the Currie and
Dvorak era and my PhD and Commodore certificates. My night
ring and soon the JCD challenge coin will continue to
be displayed with honor. I have a jingle request for
your consideration. The Rubberlizer jingle. Yes, that's true. My donation
for the show does not warrant the jingle. However, allow
me to take you back to episode 1468. On that
show, I made a Rubbleizer donation, but that was before
the Rubbleizer donation was a thing. Oh, hold on a
second. We have to we have to correct that. No,
don't we? Yeah. At the time you remarked, that's the
longest rows of threes I think the show has ever
seen. That was after you interrupted John's read of my
donation note to announce that Ivana Trump had died. What
timing? Oh, yeah. No offense will be taken if you
choose to decline. Of course I'm not going to decline,
but it seemed worthwhile to ask given it's the last
opportunity. Thank you for your courage, Mr. Curry. Thank you
to the wonderful Dvorak family for all of the behind-the-scenes
work to make the No Agenda the best podcast in
the universe. Still listening at 1x speed, as it should
be. Sir Scovey, Grand Duke of the Piedmonts. India, Tango,
Mike. Stand by. 33. Bravo. There you go. Love that.
Next up, Alexander Broadfoot. $490.91 Challenge Coin. I started listening
to the show in 2013. Coming from Twit, I have
been a reader of JCD's articles since the 1980s. He
was right about the mouse, by the way. I started
a monthly $33.33 PayPal donation on April 1st, 2018. Though
I earned a new agenda knighthood in 2000. I kept
putting it off sending in my request to be knighted.
I put it off so long that I am now
at barren status. And JCD gave up waiting for me
and exercised his unfortunate exit strategy. Now that the show
is ending, I want to be knighted while Adam still
has the sword. Challenge coin is icing on the cake,
and that will be a great reminder and of a
tribute to JCD. In light of my procrastination, please knight
me, sir, can you? Baron of the White Mountains. I've
enjoyed the years of deconstruction both Thursdays each week and
will miss the show during Going Forward. Am I messing
this up? Yeah, a little bit. Both Thursdays. Both Thursdays.
What's both Thursdays every week? Well, we used to say
we're twice a week on Thursday. I guess, yeah. That's
what we used to say. Yeah, losing John was devastating
and it got me. I messed up. Losing John was
devastating. I am glad that Adam will continue some deconstruction
from a different perspective with Pastor Jimmy on We Get
to Do This. Thanks to both Adam and John for
the years of insightful deconstruction and so much fun in
the process. Would you please play the FOMR clip in
honor of John and his love for the Zephyr? His
economic reports were great. Five cards, eight cards. Hoi hoi
and such, Alex Broadfoot. Yes, hooey hooey. And it's a
foamer, but I'll actually do you better. I'll play two
clips. Yeah! All right. Yeah. One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, car train. Woo. Woo. Woo.
Woo. Woo. Woo. Calm down. Woo! Listen to that horn!
Yeah. Yeah. I haven't heard that one in ages. Before
we continue, we'll do another end of show mix. This
is a classic, and he re-sent it because it still
applies today. This is Secret Agent Paul who did many
of the great No Agenda end of show mixes and
jingles that we used throughout the years. You'll recognize it
immediately. We didn't light the fire. Maybe it was no
agenda that did. We'll be back in just a few
minutes. Enjoy.
Thank you. This is the New York Times. It's a
global warning and it's in the morning. Listening to no
agenda. The show is too long because they added this
song. Arab Spring Rising, call it advertising. ISIS, crisis, another
what's to put. Sean Penn, Haiti, save or create. Adam
lends a free, can't just suck it on soot. Climate
gate, disbelief, Adam's got a pet pee. North Korea, Disneyland,
Dianne Sawyer drunk again. It's really funky, moon based, but...
Thank you. Another FBI crisis to burden Just murder me
Adam's vicarious Edward Snowden Thank you Satan Safe space feelings
hurt Techno experts Eating bugs Yeah, no noodle For Monsanto
Listening to no agenda Never forgotten
♪ Ain't you no agenda ♪ But now I'm resigned
to always being behind Sudan, Iran, Turkmenistan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Uzbekistan,
Kazakhstan, and before, Pakistan DHS, AQAP, TSA, HSBC, LGBTQ, IA,
LMLP Dishing out the calmer, Obama drives a clutch car,
man-made global warnings Need a trigger warning Chelsea, Manor, Bruce,
Jenner Every man enslaved, scanners, not Marie Mac and cheese,
everywhere that's 33 This ain't no agenda Be a donor,
don't become a boner This ain't no agenda Now I
must unload another episode 2012 Kony, Rooney's a chabrony Superstorm,
Sandy Hook, Sarah Palin wrote a book Anderson Cooper, Sanjay
Gupta, Tech Grouchy, Dr. Fauci, Banks, Browns
Climate guy, mic check, occupy. Secret Agent Paul, thank you
so much. All those things in there, like Coney 2012.
I mean, I couldn't. It was amazing, all the stuff
that we've talked about throughout the years. And I'll just
say, you know, we're... we're ending this show before this
midterm election, I got to tell you, I'm happy because
already it's like, Oh, we're going to have a blackout.
Oh, there's going to be a world war. Just after
almost two decades of doing this, trust me, it ain't
going to happen. Everything will be okay. If you feel
the world is spinning, just look down at the ground.
It'll all stop. And Justin Poole, Pooleks, The P-R-O-U-L-X with
a challenge coin. He says, ITM Adam and crew wishing
you the best in the next chapter for you all.
Keep doing amazing things. This donation brings me to night
status with two previous 333.33 donations. Let me be known
as Certificate of Participation of the North Canyon Lake Hills.
No jingles, no karma. That's a good one. That's a
great name. That's a great one. I love that. Sarah
Henley. Sarah Heine. Sarah Heine. Heine. I think it's Heine.
It's Heine. Let's go with Heine. Let's go with Heine.
Let's go with Sarah Heine. She gets challenged going. This
donation is my husband, Bobby's 45th birthday. On November 2nd,
we have treasured all the last stories and insights from
both JCD and Adam. Since we started listening in 22,
condolences to the Dvorak and Adam. We thank you for
everything. Big, beautiful hearts. Andrew Kluber with a challenge coin
donation. No notes. Thank you, Andy. Yeah, Andy Verreal. Villa
Real. I think it's Villa Real. Villa Real. Yes. You're
so good at this. You're so good at this. I've
been around, baby. I've been around. Villa Real. Yeah. Challenge
coin. Long-time listener, first-time donor, thank you for all the
analysis and insight. Rest in peace, John. Good luck to
your future endeavors. Adam, but also please give me a
jobs karma. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for
jobs. You saw. Lawrence Turnbull, Challenge Coin, thanks to John
Adam for the years of media deconstruction lessons. He says,
I'm going to miss the show very much. It's been
a while since I donated. Can I please, please get
a de-douche? You've been de-douched. Rest in peace, JCD, and
rest in peace, No Agenda Show. Kim Hillage, Challenge Coin,
no note. Ryan Jones, Challenge Coin, no note. Michael Henderson,
Challenge Coin. With a note, I've been man overboard for
several years now, but I always read every newsletter and
have been sending $5 a month for more than a
decade. Never bothered to total it up. One last hurrah
for the Curry and Dvorak families and the No Agenda
Nation. Thank you so much. That's nice. Long time. That's
great. Yeah. Very dedicated. Sir Mad Hatter, Knight of the
Fifth Column and Baron of Alabama. Uh, Adam, I appreciate
all you do and John did over the years. The
show was my North Star, my anchor to sanity in
an ever insane world. While I haven't been as active,
my wife Dame Jamie has kept me apprised of all
I need to know. While I'm sad that the Red
Book is being closed, I know that you and the
rest of the No Agenda family will continue doing great
things. If I go request a jingle, I'd love to
hear my daughters. Don't eat me, Joe Biden, one more
last time. Thank you for your courage. God bless you
and the No Agenda family. Sincerely, Sir Mad Hatter and
Dame Jamie. Don't eat me, Bo-Jaden. You're scary, Joe. scary.
Oh, Jaden. Oh, Jaden. Chris Corriveau, ChallengeCoin ITM. Thank you,
Adam, for all the great years of media deconstruction. To
everything there is a season and a time to every
purpose under heaven. Ecclesiastes 3.1. With this donation, it's also
from the birds. With this donation, my consistent sustaining donations
through the years easily makes me a knight. I would
like to be known as Sir Chris of Drift. with
Texas and the unincorporated territories. No agenda will live on
forever in our hearts and minds. Hope to run into
you one of these days when visiting Fredericksburg to thank
you in person. Chris and Leslie of the Fluffy Bottoms
Farm. Thank you. Nice. Dan Doering, another challenge coin. Thank
you, No Agenda family, for everything. This donation is for
my wife, Jamie Doering, who has come to love the
show as much as I have. She has a birthday
on November 4th. Please add her to the birthday list.
Thanks again. Rest in peace, JCD. She's on the list.
Sir Dan of West Central Ohio, Challenge Coin. Adam and
the Dvorak family have been listening for about six years
now. Unfortunately, the news of John's passing arrived a few
days before I left on vacation to Florida, and the
news of the show ending arrived while I was in
Europe. The only good thing about this is that it
gave me time to think about it. Thank you. not
to have the show to listen to twice a week,
but I will follow Adam on WGTDT and Curry and
the Keeper. I will also listen to the Dvorak's new
podcast, Party Line. Thank you for giving us the No
Agenda Show for the past 19 years from Sir Dan
of West Central Ohio. Is Curry and the Keeper confirmed?
It's coming back. Oh, yeah, it's confirmed. Yeah, it's coming
back. Very nice. It's coming back. Good. I want to
get those Salmon Yeh newsletters. That's right. You know? Next
is Sir Craig Porter. Challenge coin. Thank you for your
courage for the past 19 years. I'm sad that it's
come to an end, but I'm happy to see all
the support. 73 Sir Craig Porter of the Ronin, Las
Vegas, Nevada, N7FSN. November 7, Foxtrot, Sierra, November. Patrick Henry.
Hello, Patrick. Challenge going for you. In the morning, the
show meant a lot to me. I will always miss
it. I will continue praying for JCD and his family.
Thank you, Adam and John, for creating the best podcast
in the universe. Pat. David Villieu. Villieu. Challenge coin? You
don't think it's Villeux? Yes, Villeux. Of course it's Villeux.
Villeux. Milieu, Villeux. Simply saying, T-Y-F-Y-C, thank you for your
coverage. Yes, Sir Morgan. This donation brings me to Baron
status, and it will get a challenge coin as well.
I request the title of Sir Morgan, Divine Madman of
Fircrest, Baron of the Narrows in the South Puget Sound.
I can't thank you enough for the years of deconstruction.
deconstruction, insight, amygdala shrinkage, and laughs, no jingles, no karma.
Ryan Geist, another challenge coin. Thank you, Adam and John,
for all the years of media deconstruction, entertainment, and insight.
Can't be overstated the amount of joy, entertainment, and value
the two of you brought to all of us in
the No Agenda Nation. I've been listening since the first
JRE appearance. And who is that? Joe Rogan experience. Oh,
Joe Rogan. Yeah, Joe Rogan experience. Yeah. And no agenda.
I'm getting a little bit punchy. A lot of words,
a lot of words. And no agenda is because it's
a big part of my life, my wife and my
daughter as well. As much as much we all want
the show to continue. It cannot be the same without
John. And as hard as it may be, I think
this is the right way to go forward. I'm looking
forward to all the future projects from Adam, Tina, and
the Dvoraks. Best of luck, and thank you for your
courage. Hopefully, I got this in time for the challenge
coin. Please bestow the damehood on our human resource, Maggie.
She will be Dame Mags. Rocker chick of the raccoon
forest. Throw in some from Al Sharpton if you can.
Ryan. Thanks to you, Ed. Is this Crown Hall Day
2? We are watching. That was Attorney General Eric Holder,
ABD, about some Republicans at home are already beating the
drums of war. Today, the Pentagon refuted that claim. He
said the Americans... American people do not want him to
quote, they do not want him dwindling his thumb. You
can get a gig as a contortionist. Intervenous fluids and
pills coated with gelettin. We don't leave our women or
men in uniform. behind. It's a monument to the hubris
of Dick Cheney. Representative Raul Ara Labrador. Years of abuse.
I personally apologize to Mr. Peabody. Just asked. Soon to
be former congressman. Democrats are outright jitty. CIA's counter and
counter-tour Counter-terrorism. No travel. No travel. Shinsketti. Why do I
always mess up his name? Shinsketti. I love my critics.
I have fun with that. Oh, man. What a staple
of the show.
Rev Al. John always groused how much money he was
making compared to us. And there's Lee Pereira with a
Challenge Coin donation. No, no. Thank you, Lee. You taking
Tom Hesseman? No, I'm doing it. Challenge coin. This is
from Tom Hesseman of New Hope, Minnesota. Need to have
the JCD challenge coin. I'd also like to claim my
overdue knighthood. Call me Sir Valance of Hennepin County. I'm
going to miss you guys. Oh, thank you so much.
Let me see. Thomas Schaefer with ChallengeCoin. Thank you for
your service. I'll do Sir Brian the Slow and Steady
Knight with the ChallengeCoin. Thank you, Reverend Sir Brian. And
I'll take on Commodore Sir James of the Derby, Derby
City, Ph.D., ChallengeCoin donation, ITM. It was tough to hear
that no agenda will be. know more after tomorrow's episode.
I've missed neither an episode nor a donation segment since
Adam hit me in the mouth on Joe Rogan experience.
However, I get it. It just can't be the same
without the immortal JCD. I wish both the Dvorak and
Curry families nothing but the best going forward. The team
of John and Adam brought so much to so many
for so long. This donation gets me to baronet status,
but that's not important. I look forward to the JCD
Challenge coin. I collected several of my years in the
Army, but kept very few. This coin will go alongside
the couple that I did hang on to. Until we
meet again, no jingles, just karma for the entirety of
No Agenda Nation. Jim Turner, Commodore, Sir James of the
Derby City Pesach, PhD in Louisville, Kentucky. Nice. By the
way, this is... Hold on, hold on, Carmen. Sorry, sorry,
sorry. You crashed the karma. Yep, go ahead. Do I
do it again? No, no, go ahead. Go ahead. It's
fine. It's fine. These are the kind of shows, this
length is where the Sony headphones come in very handy.
Oh, you want comfortable cans, man. You want comfortable cans.
I know. I apologize about stepping on the karma. It's
okay. I'm sure it's okay. Joshua Bile. He's getting a
challenge coin. Thank you, Adam and JCD, for 19 years
of media deconstruction. You two got me through the ups
and downs of my life. And for that, I am
truly grateful in the morning. Paul Hobbs comes in with
a challenge coin donation, no note. And Sir Brent Dombrowski
of Castle Rock also wants a challenge coin, according to
the donation level. Adam and the Dvorak family, thank you
for the last 14 years that I've been listening to
the show. A big thank you to the Dvorak family
for sharing all the heartfelt producer notes. I'm not sure
I would have made it through 20 minutes, let alone
two shows without breaking down. The ham call out hit
me the hardest. That was tough for me too. I'm
sad and relieved about... Thank you. past, but I didn't
get them since I didn't feel they were earned. I
feel I've earned this one. I look forward to the
new shows and wish everyone the best. Sir Brent Dombrowski
of Castle Rock. Sir Nick, Knight of Knoxville's 33rd degree,
like many, I wept when John passed. It was more
of my hope that his soul was preserved beyond the
veil. But I prayed about it pretty vehemently, and within
a day I was overwhelmed. A sense of peace passed
over me that everything was okay. I will always remember
towards the end I heard John say, I'm sorry. I'm
not a Christian. While that isn't going all the way,
it's something that hinted at a lint spark still kindled
within. Thank you for both your fortitude, reliability, and discipline.
To be a man others want to emulate is to
live a worthy life. To be a man who wants
to emulate Christ is to live the highest life. Adam,
I recorded my first episode of Meridian Hour. Find it
at meridianhour.com and on subspec.rss.com. I took your advice a
while ago on how to start a hyper-local podcast and
bought the gear. But yesterday I buckled down, recorded, and
posted. Yep. I will gather Christian guests in Knoxville for
news, perspectives, and stories of faith. If you want a
Jew, just call. Meridian Hours every Wednesday. Well, we get
the same first part. Dial a Jew. We get the
first part. Dial a Jew. We get the first part.
That's it. Meridian Hours every Wednesday at high noon because
it's high time for Jesus. With love and gratitude, Sir
Nick Knight of Knoxville's 33rd degree. Good job. Keep it
going. Tony C, Challenge Coin. I'm a big fan from
way back before the Hot Pockets Tour when I met
Adam in Fredericksburg, Virginia. I wish I could have met
JCD, too. No jingles, no karma. Just wishing all the
best to the Curry and Dvorak families from Tony C.
Kerry Jackson, Knighthood. This is on top of a monthly
$50 bank check since... August of 2024 should put me
over the 2000 to get my knighthood on the last
show of the world's best podcast. No jingles, no extras,
just best wishes to the Curry and Dvorak families. Nice.
Daniel Spruill, Challenge Coin Donation, no note. Sean Roberts, thank
you for your courage and rest in peace, JCD. Truly
the best in the universe. Thank you to all. What
a long and strange trip it's been. And. Count Dr.
Sir One Awesome Jason, PhD, says ITM Andrew and Adam
and the other hosts. Congratulations to you and your family
on the birth of Cleo. Jay, Brennan and Dvorak family
on the birth of Nora Evelyn. And my niece Ashley,
her husband Isaac, and her family on the birth of
Ella Grace. She was born premature but healthy on July
7th and is doing well. While Ashley was hospitalized with
pre-eclampsia, Eclampsia. Oh, that sucks. Family and friends were able
to visit and stay at the Ronald McDonald House to
my list. And I'm adding the Ronald McDonald House to
my list of annual contributions. Yes, Tina worked for them
for years. Dvorak, thank you for sharing John with us
for the last 19 years. I heard somewhere that no
man is truly dead until his name is no longer
said. JCD will live on and overshadow. and all who
were touched by him. No homo. Adam, good luck in
your future endeavors. I look forward to seeing where life
takes you. Andrew, thank you for your personalized investment advice.
He's a customer. I guess so. You mean, yes, yes,
of course. Yes, no, I owe him. With these donations,
I do believe I've reached the level of count. He
would like an... Al Sharpton. Hold on a second. I'm
going to do respect again because we've done a bunch
of sharpens already. Karma for all rev. Al Jingle. Thank
you for your courage. Count Dr. Sir. One awesome. Jason,
PhD. Red Knight of the Order of the Heart and
Order of the Ants. Thank you. R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma.
From Sahil Amin. In the morning. Thank you so much
for 13 years of the best podcast in the universe.
This donation is a special donation in honor of Suril
Amin. From his brother and sister, Sahil and Shafali. Surreal
is the person who first hit us in the mouth
on an episode of the No Agenda Show. Surreal was
an avid listener to many podcasts, and as our older
brother, he often forced Quote, forced us to listen to
whatever he was listening to by controlling the speakers on
our family computer. Although we didn't admit that for some
time, we grew to enjoy the days where he would
download the latest episode of No Agenda and play it
while the two of us worked on our homework. Over
time, the three of us grew, they were young, I
guess. Over time, the three of us grew into huge
fans of not just Adam and John, but the entire
No Agenda community. We would discuss fan art, engage with
producers on Twitter, and before we knew it, random jingles
started becoming vocal stims and inside jokes, and we would
share with each other almost on a daily basis. With
the No Agenda show coming to an end... We are
so happy that we've been able to be a part
of something so unique and refreshing. With the three of
us beginning listening to the show, we were still in
grade school. Oh, my gosh. That's young. Well, there's an
explicit on the show, by the way, just to be
clear. The show generally changed the way we came to
approach the world. The three of us would not be
the people we are today without the influence of John,
Adam, and the No Agenda producers. That's pretty heavy, huh?
Thank you so much for 19 amazing years of dedicating
your time, your talent, and your treasures with us, the
No Agenda listeners and community at Lombo. large and thank
you to our brother Surreal for being one of the
first listeners. We now give him the gift of being
one of the final producers. Here's to No Agenda Nation
and JNK. No jingles, no karma. Sahil and Shefali Amin.
Yes. Wow, so many beautiful notes and many more to
come as we close out the final episode of the
No Agenda Show episode 1916. But we're going to take
a little bathroom break here. with Melody and his end
of show mix for this final show. It's the end
of an era, but our vision is clearer. Thanks to
the No Agenda Show. Thank you for your service to
Gitmo Nation. Adam and John were quite the sensation. You
trained a generation of human resources and found... your exit
strategies. Nineteen years. What could have been better? You had
it down to a letter Not bad for just a
comedy show But it's time to move on To bigger
and better things Music Jesus is calling and the future
rings. So goodbye for now. All fighters ain't adios in
73. Mofos, producers and such. No agenda nation is made.
Very best. We love you very much. We love you
very much. There's nothing more to rehearse Adios, mofo. Yo,
Melody. Last call, he says, for the best show ever.
in the universe. Cloud Pemble with a challenge coin donation,
388.83 plus fees in Eugene, Oregon. Oodles. Oodles of thanks
go out to Crackpot, Buzzkill, and all the producers of
the best podcasts in the universe. Please deduce. You've been
deduced. Jingles, there's no winning and the JCD Ghost Donates.
Oh, there's no winning. We don't like to foster a
competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. Now everyone hug
and share a secret. Thank you. You've got... Donate! Donate!
Donate! It's Parma. Troy Haskin, Challenge Coin. Dear Adam, in
addition to donating for the JCD Challenge Coin, I started
a monthly $33.33, magic number, donation back in 2018, and
I've quietly attained barren status. Accounting attached in CSV format.
Thank you. I apologize. Handy. Import, import. Thank you. I
apologize for the delay, but the email notification informing me
of my value for value was always enough until this
final hour. If possible, I would like to attain my
knighthood baroni. Yes, Barone. What do you call it? You
call it Barone? Barone. Barone. Barone. Barone. He proclaimed Baron
Troy of the Midwest, of the Mid-Southwest and received a
deduce. You've been deduced. You've been deduced. I'm not usually
one of those gush over parasocial relationships, but over the
15 years I've been a producer, you, John, and Noah
Jen have become a cornerstone of my life. No matter
how baneful the day or cold the night, the show
has been my ultimate protection from the tumult and cacophony
of the world. For that... From the bottom of my
heart, thank you for your courage and thanks to you,
John, the keeper of the Dvoraks and the whole Noah
Jenner Nation for theirs. I will miss John like the
uncle I never had. And I look forward to the
new adventures, the show and shows that carry the legacy
forward. Love and light, Troy Haskin. Sir Steiner of Spokanistan,
challenge coin. Thank you for the infotainment and community. No
endings, just beginnings. Le roi est morte, vive le roi.
This will put me into Barney. I claim the Chalet
River Valley. One last goat karma to enter the Regency.
Sir Steiner of Spokanistan. Thank you for your courage, he
says. You've got karma. Nicholas Schroeder. Sir Nicholas Schroeder, Ph.D.,
the Forgotten Jedi, Sergeant at Arms, Protector of the Roundtable,
checking in for one last executive producer note. I can't
believe it's over. After all the failed exit strategies, here
we are today. A reminder of Ecclesiastes 3.1-8, beginning with,
for everything there's a season and a time... For every
matter under heaven. Thanks to all the cast and crew.
For making this work all these years. I've learned so
much from both the talent. And the producers. Especially in
the darkest of times. The show has been a beacon
of light. Teaching us all to sift beyond the obvious.
And find deeper deconstructed truths. Thank you for your courage.
See you all at the round table. I'll have my
usual order of, let's see if Adam can finally say
it right. Yeah, you do it. Kashasha. Shasha and my
Brazilian hottie love and light no thank you Nicholas Christopher
Mangan challenge coin in the morning he says thank you
for your courage Adam and John COVID and Joe Rogan
brought me to no agenda Adam and I returned to
Christ within two weeks of each other and I look
forward to your next podcasting adventure Adam my JCD challenge
coin will live next to the uncorroded double A battery
from 1997 that I pulled from my VHS cassette adapter
while listening to JCD's Best of His Summer. Happens to
dance lives. They don't make them like they used to,
and they certainly won't make another No Agenda podcast. Thank
you for everything. Best of luck to you, Adam. Thank
you. Very nice. Sir AJ Reistad, this count of... Idaho.
We say Viscount, actually. You say Viscount? Yeah, Viscount. Don't
ask me why. You say... You say Barony. I say
Barony. Okay. This count it is. Yeah. $400.91 for a
challenge coin. With our beloved John, Claude left us a
giant hole that was created in the universe that could
never be filled. My deepest condolences to Mimi. Eric and
Dee, JC and Jesse, Jay and Brennan, and Adam and
Tina. Thank you for all the sharing of John's wit
and wisdom with us for all of the 19 years.
As I have all the previous No Agenda Challenge coins,
I'm compelled to acquire the final offering in honor of
the greatest buzzkill of all time. I wish I could
swing 33, the big one, the 3333.33, the big giant
donation for the ultra-inclusive Rubbleizer Challenge going, but I am
not Uber Associate Producer Dane Brunetti, J. Cal, or Andrew.
For the best podcasts in the universe, thanks for the
wonderful memories and the media deconstruction, Sir A. Jay Reistad,
Viscount of Idaho, Baron of Yellowstone, and the Treasure Valley
of Idaho, and Gitmo Nation. Sir Otter of the Flatwater,
challenge coin. Love the show. I found it far too
late, but perhaps it was the best time. Everything happens
for a reason. Good luck, Adam. Long live JCD. Title
change, Baron Otter of the Flatwater, $3,600 total. Thank you.
And wants a Sharpton. Man, we're running out of Sharptons
to play here. What do I have? We have a
classic here. March for economic justice today in Lower Manhattan.
Reverend Al Sharpton will be leading the march on Wall
Street. The movement is a call to action to urge
corporate America to resist the Trump administration's anti-DEI push. The
march starts at the African Burial Ground near Foley Square,
then moves up. to wall street but resist we much
we must and we will much about that be committed
and he also requested prayer prayers prayers You want to
take the next big one? Sure. Carolina Garcia, Challenge Coin,
ITM Adam. I was hit in the mouth by my
dude named Ben. Husband won in 2011. My first donation
was back at show 593 where John complimented me in
my penmanship. Yes, he loved good penmanship. Then and throughout
COVID, God... Then throughout COVID, God, my family, and the
No Agenda show kept me sane while working at the
hospital. Unfortunately, I had to take the jab. On the
plus side, my husband and I were enlightened to have
our kids homeschooled during the pandemic, and they were spared.
It was around this time that I started sending weekly
donations. I believe there was a show where one of
you mentioned to donate the amount of 2020 in honor
of the COVID year. I thought it was such a
great amount, and then with every year change, I kept
increasing it, but I stopped at 2024. I like those
numbers. And I kept donating until John's passing. Now my
current weekly donation is 2222, monthly 8888. Thank you. In
the past year, I kept thinking of writing again and
handwriting it extra nicely just for John, but the convenience
of the recurring donations kept holding me back, and unfortunately,
it's too late now. As a family, we are devastated
that the show is ending, but you guys have been
such a part of our lives. My son getting in
trouble at school for saying douchebag, my daughter always humming
the jingles, and my husband. and I telling each other,
did you listen to No Agenda yet? We are very
grateful for the time you gave us for all the
lessons, tips, laughter, and hope. We're especially happy for you,
Adam. We rejoice when you accepted Jesus Christ as your
Lord and Savior and are grateful you are working for
the kingdom. Throughout the years, I've donated $6,115.85, plus today's
donation of $491. My family and I would like to
be part of the round. Well deserved. I would like
to be known as Colombian Dame in the Garden State.
My husband, Juan, would be known as Sir Juan of
the Round Router. Our son, Christopher, would like to be
known as Sir Corvus. And our daughter would like to
be known as Dame Michidi. At the Round Table, we
would like Colombian empanadas and cordaditos. Cordaditos. Now, what is
that? It's a coffee. It's actually a sweetened Cuban coffee,
a couple of shots of Cuban coffee, some milk on
top, some sugar. Oh, yeah. Cortadito. Cortadito. Delicious. Cortadito. That's
right up my alley. They have been ordered for you,
the cortaditos. Don't worry. I'll screw it up during the
ceremony. Cortaditos. Yeah. From the new agenda shop at Challenge
Coin. There you go. Not sure if this will be
great, but it was an honor. Best wishes to the
Curry and Dvorak families forever. Thank you for your courage.
Thank you for your courage. I know that you guys
really did that as a labor of love and it
is so appreciated. Thank you. Dame Gina and Sir Gator,
Challenge Coin. ITM has been an honor sitting on the
NOAA General Roundtable all these years. We look forward to
listening in on what comes next for the Currys and
Dvorak's. God bless Dame Gina and Sir Gator of the
North Texas Swamps. Dave Retner.
I write this with heartfelt sorrow, not only because this
is the last No Agenda show, but also because of
the empty space in my heart from the passing of
John. I have been an avid listener of the show
since one. I've been here since DSC. What is the
Daily Source Code? By the way, I'm a hybrid. I
know what these things are, by the way. I just
don't see them written like this all the time. I'm
a hybrid shrunch folder. I'm a hybrid shrunch folder. I'll
keep this note short. I have shed more than one
tear for John and Dvorak's family, as well as Adam
and Tina and the whole No Agenda family. I have
smiled and laughed at all the memories of John. It
reminds me of something that someone said to me when
their father passed away in 2026. Someone said... You can
cry that they are gone or smile that they have
lived. I've done both. Since I heard of John's passing,
I have, however, smiled and laughed a lot more than
I have shed a tear. I would just like to
pray a blessing over the Dvorak family, the Curry family,
and the whole No Agenda family as we enter the
new chapter of our lives. With this donation and all
the past donations, it's only fitting that this last show
I become knight. Accounting below. I respectfully request the title
of night of that bullcrap.com. In honor of John, in
retirement I found that you have even more bullcraft to
deal with than you were when you were working. Best
to you and the Dvorak family with this new chapter
of your lives. Jingle Request, the best podcast in the
universe. 33 is the magic number. And boogity, boogity, boogity,
boogity. Boogity, boogity, boogity. Night to the bullcraft. crap, Dave
Retterer, Eve Evergreen, Colorado. Wow, that's the best podcast in
the universe. Magic number. Yeah, yeah. Magic number two. Look
at it, look at it, look at it And there's
Manuka Gold from ManukaGold.com. And they say, from the Manuka
Gold family, ever since our partner Dennis Cato introduced us,
No Agenda has been one of the most fulfilling, fun,
and rewarding parts of our company's history. We will forever
be grateful for all the episodes that kept this company
while we worked on shipping orders and all the listeners
who have been so very kind, enthusiastic. and supportive of
our family business. Thank you for the memories, Adam and
John and the whole crew. From the bottom of our
hearts, we cannot thank you enough. You made a genuine
difference in our lives. ITM forever, and check them out
at ManukaGold.com. Thank you. Sir Paul Schneider, Baron of, nope,
sorry, back up. Robert Rock. Thank you for your courage.
There you go. Challenge coin, yep. Sir Paul Schneider, Baron
of Edmonton, challenge coin. Please credit me as Sir Paul
Schneider, Baron of Edmonton. So done. My accounting says I
became an Earl in January without noticing. So I'd like
to take this last chance for my title upgrade. Thank
you for all you and John have given us over
the years. Sir Bryguy. Uh, challenge coin. Please, uh, blessings
as a new chapter begins. No agenda kept many of
us sane as the media tried to spin us out
of control. You both touched innumerable lives and should be
taking solace in that legacy. Hoping to hear John say,
that's bullcrap. One last time. Sir, Brian, you know what
Dvorak says? He says bullcrap. There you go. Charlie Gitson,
Challenge Coin. John and Adam, I've been wanting to donate
for such a long time, I was not going to
miss this opportunity to do so in the very last
episode. I've been a dedicated listener since Jacob hit me
in the mouth when I was telling him I was
listening to Joe Rogan. He suggested for me to listen
to your first episode of the Joe Rogan Experience. Well,
that was just released the day before. I listened to
it, and I was hooked. I have not missed an
episode of No Agenda Since. You both were there for
me. Wow. I leave for work Sunday night and listen
to your show the whole way down. I return home
Thursday after I lock up the store and listen to
the Thursday show on my way home. I did this
for almost a year while I was working for the
previous owner and trying to buy his company. I'm super
grateful to say that I am the new owner of
Crater Chainsaw, and I just hit my one-year anniversary on
the 24th of October. Congratulations. I should have started donating
after show 1838's tip of the day when John recommended
an electric power washer. My dream was to donate and
pitch my sales ability to John. I wanted him to
put me in as a tip of the day. Call
Charlie at Crater Chainsaw for any of your steel outdoor
power equipment needs. I can hear his voice now. Yeah.
I miss listening to John every show. I can still
hear it in your voice, Adam, that you miss a
lot. I will always keep his challenge going with me.
Adam, I accept your exit strategy from no agenda. I
pray that you continue to do doing what you do,
what you and I will start listening to. We get
to do this and hit some people in the mouth
for you. My favorite jingle. I was waiting for it.
is the shape-shifting Jews. I was going to play it
no matter what for you, Andrew. Thank you. Throw it
at the end of show mix. I'll do it right
now. I'm no knight, but I'm happy to stick around
and help the kitchen and crew get the event ready
at the round table. Thank you. And this is from
Sir Paul. Yeah, beautiful. Sun's going down. My horns may
be starting to come out any moment now, so I've
got to adjust. Let me adjust my headphones here. I'm
sorry, gas bastard of upper Petrolia. Upper Petrolia. Yes. A
challenge coin donation for my son who dedouched me straight
into nighthood. Adam's departure from the show and its effective
end borders on some sadness as losing, on the same
sadness as losing John. It had me rerunning the shows
that brought me into the milieu. They were Adam's appearance
on Twist. I remember that show, Twist. Yeah, this week
in startups. Yep. And the subsequent, I remember that way
from way back then, that was in the beginning. Yeah.
And I was always like, how was Leo not unhappy
about this? He was. He was unhappy about it. Yeah.
And the subsequent 10-10-10 episode of No Agenda, I recommend
that all re-watch the Twist episode. At that time, I
was a ride-or-die Twist fan. Adam's insights were much deeper.
Then were weird aliens. Sorry, Tyler. The episode foreshadowed Ronetti's
descent into the companies. The slow breakdown of big media.
The subsequent decentralization of everything. The power of a .co
URL. And the concept that Adam would be a good
televangelist. Yeah, baby. I randomly listened for you. I randomly
listened for years, but COVID cemented the habit. In any
case, as much as I appreciate the whole B-team's excellent
contribution to the corpus, John and Adam – I think
that's some in there somewhere. John and Adam has created
some of the best asymmetric intimacy in the universe. Yeah.
It is interesting to ruminate on that concept. And so
many of those relationships are woven through my lived experience.
Maybe I'm just being set up for the AI avatars.
Greatest thing, thanks to John and Adam and a heck
of a job to the entire value stack in all
FEMA regions. And thank you for your courage. Maybe all
fuel be high test. Sir gas bastard of upper petrolia.
Yak karma, please. Yeah, we got some yak karma for
you. There you go. You've got... Karma. Okay. Onward to
Ray Javier. The challenge going. We miss getting to hear
what the boys have to say, but we are so
grateful to catch this wave with you all and ride
it to the end. Can I get an I love
my truck jingle and some baby-making karma? Thanks for everything.
Ray Javier in Davis, California. I love my truck. You've
got... That should do it. I feel something's coming. Alexander
Smith from Anchorage, Alaska. If the roundtable permits, I humbly
request the moniker of Sir Ray of the Salmonberry Flats.
Yeah, so granted. Spencer Christian, thank you for many years
of media deconstruction. Sorry I didn't pass more insights from
the SCIF. The No Agenda is my favorite podcast. I
will miss it dearly, and you'll be getting a challenge
going. Very nice. Another challenge coin for Darren O'Hara. Hi,
Adam and JCD's family. Thank you for the last seven
years. I wish I'd found you sooner, but I found
you at the right time. Thank you for helping my
family and me get through COVID, its aftermath, and for
keeping my amygdala small. Thank you for Andrew for first
introducing me to JCD through the DH Unplugged podcast and
ultimately leading me back to no agenda. Hey, there you
go. I never claimed my knighthood from my double donation
bonus all the way back to show 1500. Time definitely
flies. I would like my knight name to be... Hmm,
Sir Shredsley
Protector of Malmoth, June Lakes, and the Eastern Sierras, Slayer
of Fresh Pow, and Sworn Enemy of the Lift Lines.
For the round table, I'd like medium rare prime rib
and a finger of buffalo trace. Lastly, it appears the
baby-making karma worked last time, see? So I'd like to
ask for more baby-making karma again today. Thank you to
all the guest hosts who have helped to keep no
agenda going in these past few months. Thank you again,
and thank you for your courage. And the best, all
the best, and Godspeed, Darren. You've got... Karma Michael Wilson
and Hunter McBride both get a challenge coin. They did
not leave a note, but Carl Miller did. He says,
I'm a longtime shoplifter, sending in an even longer due
first donation. My plan was always to insonite myself when
I got debt free. And though I'm not there yet,
this seems more important to do now. I found you
guys during a very low point of my mental health
due to a half botched spine surgery just before COVID.
Okay. it without you. So count me as one life
saved or created, and my human resources as two created.
On the morning of July 23rd, I got up to
drive to work as usual, and at 4.30 a.m. as
a 41-year-old blue-collar man, I was crying listening to episode
1888. When my time comes, if something even half as
beautiful as Adam's eulogy was, for John has said about
me, I know all of this has been worth it.
I truly cannot thank you enough, and if I've earned
anything the last... I've learned anything the last six years,
six and a half years. It is that nothing is
guaranteed in life, not even life itself. All good things
must come to an end. Even death can bring great
new beginnings. I would like to request a JCD Hot
Pockets. A baby-making karma. Wow, the baby-making karma is getting
going. It's crazy. Okay, JCD Hot Pockets. Oops, hold on
a second. Where's my JCD Hot Pockets? There it is.
And if possible, one last, what are you drinking after
hearing a can of? I don't have it. That was,
we could only do that live. It will never be
enough, but thank you again, Carl Miller, Wontage, New Jersey.
Hot Pockets. You've got... Karma. Christopher Perry, a $491.91 challenge
coin. Best wishes from Sir Selvarin. We need another hangout,
but oh well. Best BetJCD thinks it's a cool challenge
coin to end the show, but I also suspect he's
thinking, geez, for that price, they should dip each coin
in my ashes before shipping. It's gruesome, but I love
it. Sarcastic the Nomad, long-time listener. Glenmore, Pennsylvania, $400. All
things there is a season. Thank you for your courage,
says Sarcastic the Nomad. $400. We're off the challenge coins
here, I guess. Anna Anonymous Smith from Water... Water... Watervliet.
Have you heard that town before? No, of course not.
Okay, New York. I'm in New York. I must be
upstate somewhere. Watervliet, New York. In the morning, heard about
the show through Alison Morrow and discovered that whether some
of us agree or disagree on the topics at hand,
there is one thing we could all agree on, be
it in the form of media A deconstruction. A laugh.
An alternative perspective. The most interesting of clips. Love the
glitter conspiracy. A tip of the day. Or... Community Tay.
Community Tay. Community Tay. Community Tay. No agenda is always
providing value of the utmost quality. Please dedicate $200 of
this donation to my father, Mr. Smith, who taught me
to follow the money and indirectly introduced me to the
show. Happy birthday, Dad. Please de-douche us both. You've been
de-douched. I'll do it one more time. You've been de-douched.
And if possible, a don't eat me Hillary Clinton or
Bo Jiden for him would be awesome. Thank you, Adam,
the Dvorak family, guest host and the producers for this
amazing show as well as for your courage over the
years. On to the next adventure. Sincerely, Anna Anonymous Smith.
Don't eat me, Hillary Clinton. Luke Minnell, Los Angeles, California,
$400. Thank you for your courage, Adam. As always, love
and light from Luke. Sir Tinfoil Viking from Portland, Oregon.
In the morning, this donation isn't for me, Sir Tinfoil
Viking, but for my three-year-old niece, Tilda. The last donation
of $400 brings her to Dame, accounting below. Please knight
her as Dame Tilda Von Tinfoil, the Little Valkyrie, Guardian
of the Seven Mountains. She's half Norwegian, half German, and
lives in Bergen, Norway, which I've had some great pinky
whale. They're delicious. The cities of seven mountains. For the
round table, she would like pizza and hot chocolate, of
course. Best regards, Sir Tinfoil Viking. Great. Nice. Nice. Isaiah
Seeker, Clark, Missouri 400, ITM Adam and Andrew. Over the
past 10 years, Noah Jen has gone from show with
the funny jingles that dad made us listen to in
the car on long drives to my primary news source.
It felt like the only place I can go to
get the full story without the smug elitism of the
M5M legacy media or the outrage of the culture. war
economists. The show has also connected me with so many
other great shows and products. Shout out to Grumpy Old
Ben's Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, Who Are These Podcasts, and the
Dabbleverse. I've been a monthly supporter for years, but with
John's passing, I felt convicted that over all that time,
I've never sent a larger donation or a note. I
still kept putting it off, but this being the final
show, I knew it was my last chance. Then when
I checked my records, I found that I was almost
exactly a challenge coin donation away from knighthood. Coincidence? I
think not. If it pleases the peerage committee, please knight
me as Sir Seeker of Central Missouri and have a
JCD wine pick ready at the roundtable. Also, if there's
time, please play the clip of Reverend Manning yelling about
Kellyanne Conway being a money shot and having jungle fever.
That's one of my favorites. Thank you to the Dvorak's
and all the guest hosts for making Noah Jenner the
best podcast in the universe. I meant to make this
announcement. Please forgive me for being so tardy in bringing
forth this announcement. Remember Kellyanne Conway on the sofa there
in the Oval Office with 100 black men standing around
her? And she got in her money-making position. Make sure
your money makes up. She got that money. That's a
show-off money shot. Woo, Jesus. Woo, Lord. Look at that.
That's a money shot. Ken Ann Conway in her money
shot. But you know, I forgot to inform you that
the reason why she got into that money shot money
shot without being asked is that Kellyanne Conway has got
jungle fever. She couldn't. Jungle fever. Jungle fever. Jungle fever.
Jungle fever. Jungle fever. Chunga, Chunga. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
wonderful Oh, Manning. Manning, another classic. Oh, that's unbelievable. Next
one is from Zachary Metzinger. Hello, Adam and the Dvorak
family. How could I pass up the opportunity to gain
knight status for your final show while also scoring the
JCD challenge coin at the same time? I'd like to
be knighted, Sir Vivid, never having accepted the vax in
my life. I'll be missing my biweekly crackpot and buzzkill
fix, and I'm not sure if something this great will
come our way again. Hoping to show your views on
the next moon landing during Artemis 4. Please add St.
Phippet. St. Fulin Brew. What does that say? Please add
St. Fulin Brewin and a nice, ripe Camerabere to the
round table. Camerabere is a cheese, but I guess it's
a... It must be a wine. 73, Zach. November 0
Zulu Golf Oscar it's an acquired taste Sir Lawrence of
Dystopia sent us a final show letter which I have
a scan of ITM Adam before the plane gets off
the ground you must fist them When the stewardess comes
back around, you must fist them. When JCD puts on
a frown, you must fist them. Musical break. Now fist...
I wonder what the music is supposed to be. Now
fist them into shape. Shake them up. Oh, it's Taylor
Swift. Get them straight. Palm forward. Oh, no, it's Mickey.
Oh, hey, Mickey. So fist them to your head. Try
to select them. Not too late to fist them. Fist
them good. Before no agenda closes down, you must fist
them. You can never choke them down unless you fist
them. Everything is fake and gay until you fist them.
them. I said fist them. Fist them good. Oh my
goodness. Thank you for some great no agenda shows, Adam.
Fair winds and following seas to
On your next adventure, whip it. You're right. Whip it.
That's what it was. It's definitely whip it. Yeah, Devo.
May God bless you and keep you and yours. Final
parting words, never get off the boat. Absolutely GD right,
unless you're going all the way. Adios, mofo. Sir Lawrence
of Dystopia, Baron of Maxwell Park. Wow. Fist him. Fist
him, good. Jason Fabuck from Kingsville. Where is that from?
Canada? No. Is that? Ontario. So Ontario, they've got to
put the state in. That's why, yeah. Adam, for years
now, the New Agenda Show has been a constant companion
to me each week, helping me in the life beyond...
in my life beyond anything I can explain in a
short message. Learning how to think critically about the things
going on in our world and bringing a sense of
peace in these crazy times we live in is a
tremendous blessing. Adam, it's been incredible to see you grow
into Christ grow in Christ and to see the change
in your life. I'm so happy to hear you'll continue
to do shows with both Tina and Pastor Jimmy. I'll
be listening along for years to come. I could never
express how much a hero you are to me and
how much you have helped me in my life. That's
nice. John was a big influence in me as well.
emailing me back and forth. This is why he had
no time to email us because he was doing for
everybody else. No kidding. Um, Helping me through some career
choices and encouraging me to take a chance on my
work. When John passed, I felt like I'd lost a
true friend, even though I had never met him in
person. So many people say that. Yeah. I'm a professional
comic artist, and John helped me see the value in
leaving the mainstream and pursuing creative ownership of my work
and career through the new company, Ghost Machine. As an
aside, I think listeners would enjoy my comic series called
Rooks. Exodus, and the work we're doing through Ghost Machine
at Image Comics. Adam, a pack of long overdue books
are on the way. Of course, books are also available
on Amazon. Lastly, can I get some prayer karma or
job karma for my comic series so I can continue
to bring new readers in to support our books, as
well as for some of the media deals? We are
looking to make... It is tough going on on your
own, but the incredible benefits and creative fulfillment of owning
your own work and work schedule are priceless. God bless
Adam and Tina, John and the Dvorak family, and all
the listeners of the show. Long live no agenda. Jason
Fabek. Thank you very much, Jason. And we're going to
take another minute. musical interlude break here mainly because Phoebe...
He needs karma. Oh, I'm sorry, yes. Prayer. You've got...
prayers. Thank you for remembering. Tina is out at the
moment and Phoebe really needs to pee. She's been in
the studio the whole time. Now she's looking at me
like, Dad, I need pee karma, please. Can you help
me out? So we'll be back in just a few
short minutes. And if there's a silence, it's because it
took a little longer for Phoebe to pee. Stay tuned.
Four minutes on the phone line. Think we ought to
make a show. You bring what you're thinking. We'll see
where this thing goes. London calling California. Two chairs, a
little room Who knew how many people Would be listening
soon Raise the brow. Tell us now. Opposite corners. Coffee
getting cold. Another thread pulled loose from what we've all
been told. Get my nation wakings. Clash upon the wall.
Northern Silicon Valley. Taking one more line. We'll be right
back. With a suspicious pen Tiny little amygdala Enormous appetite
We knew the cues, could hear the grin before we
heard the sound. Somewhere on a long drive do side
with the bull home range stick where the A little
worse for hay Every solemn moment was a chance to
misbehave. Living on the McEntees, watching numbers climb, bingo, boom,
shakalaka, right on, borrowed time, jobs and jobs and jobs
again. Some karma for the road, a respectable request, and
then comes the gold, Adam's teaching Skyler, words a bird
shouldn't know, done it. Clips. We wanted more. A thousand
little callbacks. Another at the door. The chair became a
star with followers to spare. Only here could people plan
a meetup for a chair. 19 and through the world.
to look Hello Thank you. While the rest of us
drove home A meet up in a city where you
thought you were alone You recognize the greeting Someone pulled
another chair The people in your headphones suddenly were there
John, I thought we had another Thursday Another thing you
tell us we got wrong Another little tip before the
ending Another laugh to carry us along I hear the
empty space between things Where your answer always used to
fall Adam, take a breath, we're here and listening Thank
you both for making that first call For the ships
we work together For the miles beneath the wheels For
the kitchens and the headphones For the way familiar feels
For the people making pictures For the songs For the
names you stopped to stumble through You made us part
of every day One more morning show Pass the coffee.
Raise the cup. Nineteen. to looking With you, let the
laughter travel on We'll be here when the song is
gone Two guys on a phone line A world they
never knew John, we saved your place here Adam, there's
a place for you Leave a chair beside the table
Let the coffee carry on Somewhere somebody greets a stranger
In the morning And a friend says it best And
a friend says it back. Just Baker, one more morning.
Thank you, Just. He's done a lot of the end
of film matches. That was great. I love that crowd
thing going on. Yeah, I know. Isn't that good? Isn't
that good? Yeah. Of course, so Phoebe, all she wanted
to do was eat grass. I hate it when that
happens because you know she's going to puke in my
studio. That's what's going to happen next. Didn't pee. Only
wanted to eat grass. Okay, so I just made it
back. You'd be a good girl now. Good girl. Okay.
We hope. Dame Janet of TP Wyoming sent us $400.
We thank you. And she sent a beautiful card. May
your heart find healing in the fond memories. Deepest sympathy,
she says. I know you're still missing John and more
than any of us, but I'm happy you have so
many good stories. Memories. So many good and often humorous
memories. Thank you. Humorous memories to bring you some comfort.
Think of him often. Laugh and cry. And God bless
all of you as your lives take this new direction.
Much love from Dane Janet of TP Wyoming. And she
says, I'm excited about the Challenge Coin. Please tell Dane
Burnetti I would love learning more about and his Hollywood
exit. Oh, exile. Exile. One last time. Oh, I love
my truck. Of course we can do. I love my
truck.
I love my truck And I love what I Wait
And I love what I do Oh, the dog She's
going to purge I can tell it's happening I love
my truck She is not happy. All right. Here we
go. Eli the Coffee Guy from Bensonville, Illinois. Words cannot
really do justice to all this show has done for
me and so many other producers. You guys have been
with me through countless trips as a road warrior and
corporate spook. You lifted my series with your humor during
dark times, kept us all sane during COVID, and kept
me company through the long hours of starting a coffee
roasting business. I have nothing but gratitude in my heart.
Is this the guy with the coffee? Yeah, you like
the coffee guy. Yeah, the gigawatt. No, I got the
coffee. You have the gigawatt. You are coffee roasters. Yeah,
I got that. Yes, I'm here. Adam, you and John
created something amazing, the community you built over the past.
the years as almost a school of philosophy. Now it's
up to us, the producers, to carry on the torch
and keep it alive, whether supporting shows in the No
Agenda universe like D.H. Unplugged, the Millennial Media Offensive, or
Planet Rage. I'm also excited to hear what you do
in your next chapter, Adam. Seeing you How you've evolved
from crackpot to the man you are now gives me
hope of my future self 20 years from now when
I'm your age, old man. Thank you, Mimi. Thank you,
Mimi, Jay, and the whole Dvorak family for supporting the
show behind the scenes. It's a testament to the man
John was that he is and loved and loved. That
he is loved and missed by so many. And thank
you to every producer who made this the best podcast
in the universe. Jen and I appreciate all the love
Gigawatt Coffee Roasters has gotten from the No Agenda community.
Thank you for being part of our journey. Let me
make a cup right now because we have it in
the machine. But the journey isn't over. Visit Giggle at
CoffeeRoasters.com and sign up for our newsletter, and we'll do
our part to keep this community going. While you're at
it, use code ITM20 for 20% off your first order.
I'll say it one last time, at least here. Thank
you for your courage and stay caffeinated. Eli, the coffee
guy. Thank you, Eli. Jen, thank you so much. Herbert
J. Rader, Youngstown, Ohio. Challenge coin 38888. No jingles or
karma or any acknowledgement on air. Too late. I'd like
to get a JCU challenge coin to memorialize my appreciation
for both of you guys. Did over the years. It
was lightning. in a bottle. Commander Sir Harrison of the
Rednecks from Mississippi, from Beaumont, Mississippi, a challenge going in
the morning. Too much to say here. Thanks for all
the fish. This puts me over $4,000. Haven't bothered with
the upgrades. First time asking for jingles. Sharpton nonsense mix.
JCD bullshit and F35 karma I don't think he had
did he ever say he might have bullcrap he says
bullcrap no I think he might I think I might
have one and F35 karma I think I actually let's
see what we have music President Trump said that because
of the killing of Al Bagdagi, Bagdagi, that the world
is a better place. Hold on. That's all bullshit. Bagdagi.
Oh, here you go. You've got it. There we go.
Jonathan Cho, Cho, 38883. Thank you, Jonathan. Sir Wukash of
the Iser Valley. Says, thank you for your courage, Adam.
Best wishes on your future endeavors. I've reached Baron level
some time ago. I guess this is my last chance
to get recognized. Please name me Baron Wukash of the
Isar Valley. Thank you for your courage, Dvorak family. Rest
in peace, JCD. Challenge coin on the way for you.
Yep, another challenge coin, Xander Walachia. from Newton, Pennsylvania. With
this final donation, it takes me over the top, so
I want to get knighted. Sir Xander Wallachia of Newton,
Pennsylvania. New Town. New Town. That's not Newton. So Xander
Wallachia of New Town works for me. Adam, I started
listening to episode right around 488. Thank you so much
for 13 years of entertainment and enlightenment. I miss John
a lot. Two requests. No agenda karma works, so baby
making karma, please. Also, please add my daughter Alexandra to
her birthday listing. She turned three today, October 25th. Thank
you for your courage. You've got... Ah! karma. Thomas Babin,
38883. What an amazing run for No Agenda, which has
been a significant part of my life since 2011. The
unique, informative and entertaining banter between you and John is
irreplaceable. I wish that the exit strategy would have turned
out differently and that John could have been here for
the 19th anniversary. But thank you so much for everything
over the years. No jingles no karma isaac elliott 388883
challenge coin for you and carl schneider says with a
challenge coin donation. First off, I respectfully ask for a
dedouching. You've been dedouched. Though I've donated many times, I've
never received one. You got it now. I don't know
what I could say, anything that hasn't already been heartfully
said, so I'll keep it short. I'm grateful I stumbled
upon your show around 2009 after rediscovering a note I
wrote to myself a few years later after hearing JCD
mention it on Twitch. Thank you for the education and
media deconstruction, tech tips, and practical political analysis that helped
me navigate through the countless bullcrap over the years. Adam,
please consider some sort of tech blog to write about
your latest discoveries in tech. I have learned many tips
from you over the years, from Linux to Graphene OS
to recent AI usage tips and will certainly miss them.
I look forward to receiving my JCD coin and will
always carry it. Lastly, this final donation puts me over
the limit for knighthood. I would like to request the
title of Carlos of Lake Bay if approved. So dumb.
No special request for the table. Sad to see the
end of no agenda. God bless you all in your
future endeavors. Carl, Carlos Schneider, Lake Bay, Washington. Sir Scott,
a challenge coin. Thank you for everything. Words cannot convey
how important no agenda has been to me. Forrest Martin,
Parachute, Colorado. Challenge coin. Note in email. We looked. I'm
sorry, brother. Could not find it. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Sir
John of South London, all the way from London. Thank
you, my fine bloke. Hi, Adam and Dvorak family came
for the media deconstruction, stayed for the banter and camaraderie.
Though I'm sad to see the show draw to a
close, all good things come to an end sometime. Thanks
to all the recent co-hosts for helping Adam and the
Dvorak family These past few months. Best to leave it
on a high, so I wish you all the best
for the future. Please request karma for the entire No
Agenda family and all producers. Regards, Sir John of South
London. P.S. Any chance the Jingle Collection could be released
as open source so we can relive the good times?
No. That's not the same. We heard this before. No
chance. Not happening. Stop. Come on. Sir Derek, Challenge Coin
out of my TM. Thank you for 19 years of
no agenda. The show will be missed. You and JCD
have been a staple for me since show number one.
Looking forward to more. We get to do this. Huntsman
and Jobs Karma for my business, Fire Barriers LLC, please.
Love and light from Sir Derek. You've got karma. Sir
Barron, Ph.D., Gust Kadaver. That's pretty nice. I like that.
Kadaver. Kadaver. Kadaver. Kadaver. Kadaver. Kadaver. In the morning, Adam.
And you say the Jews always have the chaz. Now,
there's plenty of chaz you got going over there. Yeah,
the chaz of rye. In the morning, Adam and the
John C. Dvorak family, thank you for your courage. Thank
you for hitting Sir Kadaver and James Bienbust. In the
mouth of bringing the Gitmo lowlands nation together. A lot
of new sir and dames will teach each other with
respect and shrink the miglias. So thanks for hitting people
in the mouth during Wuhan virus times. With utmost respect.
What does that mean? TKX. I don't know. I don't
know what TKX means. TKX. With other respect, TKX. Thank
you for your courage. Maybe shorthand. Every end has a
new beginning. Mic drop. Sir Barron, PhD, ghost cadaver. David
Aralane's challenge coin. Dear Adam... Thank you and John for
your dedication all these years. You guys rocked hard. I
bet John and his family at the L.A. meet up
back in 2015 and hope to meet you one day,
too. Please knight me, Sir David, EA of Extended Reality,
XR. Shout out to my wife, Helen, baby Sonia, and
listener friend, Abraham Marokin. I'm well overdue on claiming knighthood,
and now is the time, Podfather. Please, in case you're
going to be a little bit. include OxyCAN ball string
cheese for the roundtable. Why not? Best regards, David Erlans.
Yeah, not that this was lined up anyway, but next
one is another challenge coin from Sir Juclaw and Dame
Mary Moon. Adam, been a great ride with you and
John, but alas, all things must pass. We'll be honored
to own a JCD coin along with other stuff we've
bought from this tip of the day. Thank you for
your work, brother, Sir Juclaw and Dame Mary Moon. Sir
Nicholas, thanks for everything Adam and John. Figured I should
get the challenge coin, ask for some family building karma,
as it may be the last chance to get some.
You got it, Sir Nicholas. You've got karma. Elaine Primesburger,
dear Adam and esteemed guests, I have been a loyal
listener ever since my now husband, ex-husband, graciously hit me
in the mouth about 15 years ago. Adam and John
have been constant companions through many life transitions, and John's
passing and the show ending definitely represent another. Well, this
is my first and unfortunately last donation, my longstanding $33
donation.
$0.333 monthly donations qualify me as a baroness, better late
than never. As Adam was in years past, I am
a fencer. No. You did fencing? Yeah, I was pretty
good at it. Putting up fences or with a sword?
With a foil, actually. With a foil? A foil, yes.
A foil. A foil. Wow. With the whole thing, with
the white thing and the... Yeah, the whole thing, the
mask, everything. Wow. En garde. It's kind of gay, but
okay. So I would like to be known as Worth...
True. ...as Dame Elaine, Lady of Sabres. And I'd like
to claim Washington County, Minnesota as my protectorate. It permitted...
I would like to also request an Obama no, no,
no jingle. Back when these were first being played, I
actually had to stop listening to the show at work
and during my commute because I would laugh so hard
I cried. I can't think of a better way to
close out my listening experience than with one more. The
impact you have had with all of us is incalculable.
And very invaluable. Many thanks and many wishes. Soon to
be Dame Elaine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey. Hey. You
know, he just did that again, by the way. Have
you heard his recent... Oh, really? No, no. We just
did it. When, uh... something about Trump, something, something. You're
not going to do that. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no. I've been watching you by now. No, no,
no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Come on. Where
was I? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
Hey, listen. We had another one, too. I thought we
had Obama mariachi, maybe. Mariachi, mari, mariachi. No, I can't
find it. Sir Economic Hitman. There he is. Thank you
for your courage, John. I haven't been a listener for
nine years, long enough to prepare me for your departure,
but just barely. Title upgrade to count, Sir Economic Hitman.
Thank you. Another challenge going from Sir Mr. Bob Dobolina
from Franklin Tanishi. This is Alex Pellegrino, a.k.a. Sir Mr.
Bob Dobolina. I think I'm a Baron of Viscount or
Earl by now. Who knows? That's what he says. I'm
really, really sad to see the show end. When I
moved from California to Tennessee, I did no soul. You
guys kept me company while I worked to make new
friends and build a life here. I'm genuinely grateful for
that. There's no replacement for no agenda. With that said,
what other podcasts would we recommend beyond Planet Rage, guys?
DH Unplugged. DH Unplugged. Discipline Investor, maybe. Yeah, Discipline Investor.
Yeah, look at those. I'm thinking out loud. I'm thinking
out loud off the cuff. Oh, and Adam's stuff is
great, too. You listen to that. No jingles, no karma.
Warmest regards, Bob D. Yes. He said, could you take
me out with the Mr. Dabolina hook? Yes. Oh, yes.
Mr. Dabolina, Mr. Bob Dabolina. There you go. Timothy Perez
is in Terrell, Texas. Challenge coin. ITM Adam. Long note.
I want to say thank you for the many years
of sanity, information, entertainment you and John have provided for
me for many years. I started listening in 2018, made
an executive producer documentary. donation in March of 2020 for
show 2012-27, requesting Jobs Karma. I had less than three
months left at the job. I was in with no
solid prospects in sight. By June 2020, my fortunes had
changed and my company put me on a new career
path that has since seen me grow substantially, both professionally
and financially. Jobs Karma worked for me. I feel a
little guilty after doing so well for a couple of
years that I finally started a monthly donation of 33-33
in 2022. There's so much to say about this podcast
that meant to me and the two Thursdays a week
sanity check that you provided – But that would be
a very long email, unlike this one, and I'm sure
you have plenty to go through today. The one thing
I will say is that after reading my executive producer
donation note, John stated that he was curious about what
kind of work I actually did. I'm sorry to say
I never followed up with an email to tell him.
I'm sure he would have found it interesting, but I
won't go into it on the air. Huh. Today I
donated $388.83 for the JCD Challenge coin and to be
an executive producer for the final show. Additionally, I'm requesting
my official knighting and peerage title. I never actually requested
a knighting when I crossed the $1,000 threshold. My total
donations to date, including $388.83, comes to $2,521.65, which makes
me a baronet. I request. the title of Baronet Sir
Tim the Traveler as I am constantly on the road
and really haven't found a home yet. I request tamales
and taquilla at the round table and a full Trump
Pelosi jobs karma for all Noah Jenner Nation that need
it. that need it out there. Attached accounting. Adam, best
of luck to you and your future endeavors. Thank you
to both you and John's family. God bless. Soon to
be knighted. Sir Tim, the traveler. And let me just
see. Pelosi, Trump. I don't have that one on hand.
Here we go. Wait. Is it Trump, Pelosi? Pelosi? Trump
Pelosi jobs. I got Pence and this is weird. How
come I don't have jobs karma? This is frustrating. Trump,
Jobs, Karma. I feel bad that I didn't have this
one on hand. Well, I'll just make one on the
fly. How's that? Jobs, jobs, jobs. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and
jobs. Let's vote for jobs. There you go. Did it.
Did it, did it, did it. Do we actually know
real quickly why and how you got the name Crack,
besides the fact is obvious, Crackpot and Buzzkill? Yeah, we
had a producer on the last show who actually claimed
to have told us that, that I was like a
crackpot and John was like a buzzkill. It was early
on in the early shows, but I don't remember who
it was. Nothing we did ever came from us, Andrew.
It was all from the producers, all of it. Clearly.
Clearly. No, I know both of you, clearly. So next
one is Brian Roediger. for Challenge Gordon. Godspeed, Buzzkill, and
God bless you, Crackpot. This has been a season of
loss for so many, but we look forward to what
comes ahead. Thank you so much. so much, Adam, for
your many years of service. You've truly been a light
in our dark world. L and L. Love and light.
Christopher Benfield. Jingle. Trains good, planes bad. Trains good, planes
bad. Yes. Thank you for all the years of keeping
us sane, John, and you... were with me through COVID
and most recently my divorce. There's never been a better
help to me than to hear your voices twice weekly.
God bless. dame jeanette of the lone star sky uh
challenge coin is fitting to that obtaining the jcd challenge
i want one of these by the way uh it's
fitting that obtaining the jcd challenge coin would make me
baroness jeanette of the lone star sky rest in peace
jcd fellow producers thank you for your courage may we
all live long and prosper jingle request Bless the drivers.
There is no such jingle as bless the drivers that
I know of. Bless the drivers. Bless the drivers. No,
I don't remember any bless the drivers. Sorry. We will
move on to Luke Rush with a challenge coin donation.
Adam and friends in the back office, long-time listener, first-time
donated. De-douche me, please. You've been de-douched. De-douched. As a
Gen Xer, I'm probably in the minority when I say
that I grew up as a homeschooler without MTV, but
with PC Magazine. So when I found No Agenda, I
knew who John was, but really had no idea who
you were, Adam. As I've heard from others so far,
I'm not the only one who now realize that they
probably waited longer than they should have to donate, but
wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to see the
original iteration of the show off into the sun. said.
I found y'all a little bit before the scamdemic, so
I was well prepared for the madness to come, and
the show had a tremendous influence on keeping me level
and my amygdala in a healthy state. It has been
my only appointment podcast since I started listening, and I
will continue to listen wherever it goes. I was immeasurably
shocked and saddened by John's loss, and I'm saddened by
your moving on, Adam, while at the same time. I'm
very happy that you're doing so to further your faith
and serve the kingdom of God. You will remain in
my prayers, and I will follow you till we get
to do this, to continue to partake in your unique
worldview, but with a godly spin. Yes, his agenda. I'd
like to hear John introduce Raven from Reseda. And also,
you've got prayers. Yeah, we got Raven. from Reseda, and
you want some prayers. Yes, we have all of this
at our beck and call. It's amazing. God bless you
and everyone at No Agenda both on the mic and
behind the scenes for years of invaluable insight into our
crazy world truly one of a kind I have more
microphones than I already need but I do believe that
I look forward to snagging a curry one all the
best Luke Rush Beach Park Illinois music from Reseda. Here
she is, Raven. Give it up. You've got prayers. This
is better all you know. We get a quick dog
puke update. She is she's laying down and licking herself.
So puke forthcoming. We have another challenge coin from anonymous
in the morning. I've been sustaining at $11 and 11
cents donor since 2011. PayPal never canceled my subscription. Despite
reaching peerage in 2016, I've yet to pursue knighthood. And
with this acquisition of the JCD challenge coin will be
a baron status. So please knight me, sir, Crastinator, and
twice promote me to Baron of Southwest.
Woodland Hills. Mutton and Mead is fine. I'll graze on
everybody else's requests. My condolences to Adam, Andrew, Dvorak, family,
and the entire No Agenda Nation. JCD is greatly missed.
It's all been said, so I'll declare my profound gratitude
for the show and community. May John's memory be a
blessing. I raise my chalice and I scream, L'chaim. L'chaim.
Angel will know how to pronounce. Angel will know how
to pronounce. L'chaim. Like that. You know what I'm saying?
No jingles and no karma. Thank you for your courage.
Sir, be boop. 3-88-83, please credit Sir Beeboop. You're doing
the peer stuff. Please upgrade me to Baron Beeboop. You
got it. Truly a deep sense of gratitude for all
the creativity and thoughtfulness that you put into our show.
Our family wishes you the best. I'll do Sir Infinitus
since he wrote War and Peace. Adam and JCD, the
show has meant a great deal to me since I
started listening in 2019. It became part of my daily
weight loss routine. I ran every morning and always had
at least an hour of the show to listen to.
It helped me spread out my week between shows. I'm
going to miss hearing your voices on those runs before.
heading into work, even kept up on my boxing skills
by punching everyone in the mouth on behalf of the
show. It's clear that John's absence left a gap that
couldn't be filled. The shows over the past months have
been strong, but it just wasn't the same. It's not
a criticism at all, as each one who filled in
offered something new and amazing. It's like the Rolling Stones
without Mick or Keith. Ending on a high note is
the right legacy. You never noticed that the drummer left
in the Stones, did you? Ending on a high note
is the right legacy for the show, and I'll be
listening with open ears for whatever comes next from everybody.
everyone involved. You and John set the standard for podcasting
and media deconstruction. More importantly, you built a genuine community,
a worldwide family of people who listen, questioned everything and
stayed unplugged from the usual media noise. That community of
like-minded peoples is as special as the show itself. It's
a testament to your hard work and the respect we
collectively had for you both. All of us in the
peerage are losing our kingdom and more, importantly, the two
kings we chose to serve. It's sad, but that's life.
Cherish the people in front of you because you never
know when the next curveball is coming. Life is short.
So let's all just make the world a better place.
I wish you the best on your next adventure, Adam.
John, give the good Lord a piece of your mind
about what needs fixing down here. To John's family, thank
you. He meant a great deal to so many of
us, and behind every great man is usually a strong
family and support system. To the rest of Noah, Genda
Nation, let's keep the meetups going. Again, thank you for
everything, your sacrifices, your tenacity, and your courage to call
out the bullshit. So looking forward to the challenge coin.
Once it arrives, I will have a permanent spot. It
will have a permanent spot on my work desk right
next to my signet ring and wax. Please forgive me
and de-douche my wretched soul for my gap in donations.
You've been de-douched. You've been de-douched. Please also play Noodle
Gun and, of course, my favorite fisting nuts or ants,
simply because I miss John's voice. Oh, man, we've played
that so many times. Even Tina's sick of it now.
Fisting nuts. We'll do a little bit of that. I'm
going to shoot you in the face with my noodle
gun, you racist piece of shit. I'm going to shoot
you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist
piece of shit. . I got my pasta glock locked
and loaded. God bless you all. It's for Infinitis and
the entire Infinitis Medical Technology family. John, tell us your
peeve about the fisting method of eating snacks on an
airplane. I see this on the airplane, and it's very
annoying, and I think it will result in fights breaking
out because it's just so annoying for me. to watch.
nut in his mouth from his fist. Then he does
it again. He shakes and throws and shakes and throws.
It is annoying as hell to watch. My dad does
that. Of course he does. Gregory Garsher, the 3-88-83, which
is a challenge coin. Sarong 33. All good things must
come to an end, and this is certainly the end
of an era for the No Agenda Nation. We have
missed John and will now miss Adam, at least as
it pertains to No Agenda. Many thanks to Mimi, the
Dvorak family, the Curry family. God bless you all. I've
been listening to this show since the 700s, and it
wouldn't be right to let John's challenge coin slip through
my fingers. I look forward to displaying it proudly and
not being one to leave money on the table. I'm
taking this opportunity to give my smoking hot wife, Shelly
Gardner, her well-deserved damehood. Please name her and dame her
Dame Lell of the San Diego Shires. Cheers. Sarang. by
account of the insane Diego and surrounding waters. Hey, Andrew,
can I just thank you again for doing this with
me, man? This is so kind of you to sit
through this and do all this. And you're a good
cold reader, man. You're good. I have a lot of
training. Sir Karis. Thank you. You're the best. Sir Karis
Challenge Coin. Thank you so much for 19 years of
amygdala shrinking media deconstruction from Sir Karis. Nothing can ever
replace you and John's twice a week on Thursdays. ITM.
And I'd like a Challenge Coin, please. Yes, it's on
the way for you. Adele Guadanga. Gwendagna. Gwendagna. In the
morning, Adam. Yep. No agenda has been part of my
life and sanity since episode one. The, uh... What's DSE?
Daily Source Code is my first podcast. Yeah, that they've
been following. Really. Wow, that's a long time. What year
did that start? 2000. You know what? We just are
putting up the dailysourcecode.com. The whole archive is coming back.
I think Wow. 2004, I believe. Wow. Early. Daily Source
Code is my first podcast. I've followed John since the
tech TV days. You and John were able to capture
lightning in a bottle and never be duplicated. I was
floored at the news of John's death. He died on
my late brother's birthday and was buried on my late
mom's birthday. Wow. I've been donating monthly since the early
days, and not only have I amassed enough for old
knighthood, but also for baron. I wish to be knighted,
sir and such, and the central Piedmont of the central
Piedmont and claim my home office for my barony. Not
Baroni. Request Timbitz, if you know, you know, and pour
over a dark roast from the Giga White Coffee Roasters
for the roundtable. I'd like to hear John's bullcrap. and
an R2D2 karma. I wish you and the Dvorak's well
in the future and your future endeavors. This show will
be missed. So long and thanks for all the fish.
A reference to Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The future, barren and such of the central Piedmont. You
know what Dvorak says? He says bullcrap. You've got... Karma
Sir Tetchy Tech. Sad to see an era end by
moniker. Sir Tetchy Tech was based off of JCD and
Cranky Geeks. It got a laugh out of him for
trying to pronounce it. Thank you for giving us this
time for no agenda. And he says, you got ants.
We got some ants. Is he going to play it
or is he just saying? I'm going to play some
ants karma. Yeah. You've got ants. That's got to do
that. That's good. Read Cornelius Challenge Coin. And Stuart Fawcett
from Liverpool. From Liverpool. Let's say underneath that. Mercy side.
Mercy side. Mercy side in Great Britain. Thank you for
your interesting, thought-provoking, and regularly amusing conversations over the years.
You've kicked my company twice a week on my commute
for, I think, the last 14 years. The show is
amazing, and it will be hard to replace. I shall
give the Curry and the Keepers a listen and try
to fill the void. I wish you every success in
your new projects. Rest in peace, JCD, Stuart Fawcett, Sir
Z Anonymous. Liverpool in the UK. Yes, beautiful. Very nice.
Sir Column F. End of an era, he says, for
a challenge coin donation. I got my wife as well
as my best friend onto no agenda. Too much to
capture. All good things must come to an end. We
will miss the show. Be well, Sir Column F, Jobs,
Karma, or prayers, please. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's
vote for jobs. You've got karma. Sir Raptor, Black Knight
of the Sun Sphere. Another challenge going. Thank you, Adam,
John, and the families for your past 14 years of
sanity. In the morning to Sir Danimal, Brother Bill, and
soon-to-be Knight Cook. This donation takes me to the title
of Viscount. I choose to retain my name and the
Sunsphere as my territory. Sir Raptor Black Knight of the
Sunsphere. Sir Jay Codicini, Baron of South Austin, Challenge Coin,
thank you for your courage. No agenda has been a
biweekly part of my life since 2010. A sad day,
but what an incredible legacy JCD will always be missed.
Adam, I'll hear you around. Jay Codicini, Baron of South
Austin. Jeffrey Sewell, another challenge going. Adam and the Dvorak
family have been listening to new agendas from just before
the time that Adam came on Twit, denying the moon
landing and putting out a gun freaking out to Leo.
I just started listening to John even earlier by syncing
single-digit episodes of Twit with iPodder to an SD card,
then playing on a SanDisk, Sansa E100. By the way,
I still have my original MP3 player from Diamond Rio.
Oh, wow. Nice.
Yeah, yeah. I should light it up one day and
just see what's actually on there. I've been a dollar
away from becoming a knight self-blocked by selecting a knight
name for a while with this donation. Please knight me
Sir Jeff the Integrator. I would appreciate jingles, Atlas Shrugged
by Ayn Rand, and Jobs Karma. Thanks for no agenda
keeping me sane, Sir Jeff the Integrator. All right. All
right. Amen. Atlas Shrugged. By Ayn Rand. Let's see. We
are at Alec Townsend. Hallelujah. Words can't describe all of
our sadness. Wish all of you the best. Rest in
peace, JCD. I will listen to all I can from
the No Agenda family. Loving Pastor Jimmy, and we get
to do this. Anything Reverend Al. Well, that makes it.
That makes it very easy. I'm getting slower as the
hours drive. Hello? Hi. Oh, that's it? That's the end
of it? That's it. That's it. Oh, I thought there
was a little bit more of that. I'm sorry. Josh
Magnuson, a challenge going in. Sir Doc Nelson and Doc
Peach. Doc. Challenge going. The universe will never be the
same. To everyone who has brought a part of the
best podcast of the universe, who has been a part
of it, of the best podcast in the universe, thank
you. From the bottom of our hearts in the morning,
I will carry my coin in my car, always riding
shotgun. Goat Karma, Sir Doc Nelson and Doc Peach. You've
got... How am I? Silent Night of the 100 is
next, 38883. So many legendary live performances streamed over the
course of 19 years. Thank you for your courage, for
the art, for your service, for the community you inspired.
It's been an honor and a pleasure. Onwards and upwards,
Silent Night of the 100, Ian on Gabe. Javier Vasquez,
one more time for the good times. This takes me
to the roundtable. Please knight me as Javier the last
knight. Celebrating the best podcast in the universe. Incredible run.
Oh, I'm sorry. Was that it? Yes. I was working
ahead. We're getting a little punchy. No, I was trying
to work ahead. Mitch and Whitney Copley challenged coin. I
tell you, my wife Whitney and I humbly requested deduced.
You've been deduced. She went from complaining about the grumpy
old man on that podcast I forced her to listen
to to laughing hysterically at the antecoats. of JCD. From
long car rides, binging the show, to meetups, you and
John have given us more memories and so many memories
and sanity. We'll have to rely on the catalog to
teach our newborn human resource about media deconstruction, hoping to
start working on human resource number two, ASAP. Praying for
both families and their new ventures. Thank you for your
courage, Adam, and rest in peace, JCD. sincerely mitch and
whitley copley jingles obama you might die no sweat off
my balls and human resource karma you might die no
sweat off my balls you've got karma i guess there's
a dude named ralph Dear John and the entire Dvorak
family, Adam and the Curry family and all the No
Agenda producers, I will be forever grateful for having found
No Agenda. John and Adam taught me so much about
media deconstruction, how to read past the surface level of
news stories and gave me so much useful advice since
I found the show 11 years ago to the Dvorak
family. Thank you for everything you've done for the show,
and I wish you success with the new show. To
Adam. I'm looking forward to your next adventure, podcasting. I'm
enjoying We Get to Do That. This, this, this, this.
Well, it's the ones from before. It was that. It
was the ones that we had, the new ones. The
new ones were this, the old ones were that. And
I will look forward to the show with you and
Tina. The show since John's passing highlighted how unique and
special the show was because of both of you. to
the guest host. Thank you for stepping up under such
difficult circumstances. I enjoy the shows and I applaud your
efforts. This challenge coin donation also helps me to Earl's
status. I will be proud to be Earl dude named
Ralph Note accounting attached. In honor of John's tip of
the day, can the menu at the roundtable include a
case of Costco wine and rotisserie chicken? Of course, only
that chicken that should be touching the top there. Regards,
dude named Ralph. You bet. Sir Joss DeSilver. My birthday
is November 1st. This donation completes another knighthood. Please knight
my friend Dustin Rood, whose birthday is on November 26th.
Thank you for 19 awesome years. Please give me enough
cancer. Enough cancer! You've got karma. David Arelani's Dear Adam,
thank you and John for your dedication all these years.
You guys rocked hard. Met John in L.A. in 2015
and hope to meet you one day, too. Please knight
me, sir. David EA of Extended Reality. Shout out to...
Wife, Helen, baby, Sonia, and friend, Abraham M. Baroness Sarah
Rupert and Sir Jonathan Rupert from Oakland, California. This donation
is to complete the original sucker baby, Violet's Damehood. I
think it was Trap Baby. She and JCD had a
special bond. It proved that opposites attract. She is a
bubbly, chatty, ABBA-loving seven-year-old. He was an ABBA-hating, buzzkill tech
grouch, yet he had a soft spot for her. Yeah.
This challenge coin is beautifully done, and Violet will feel
so special to have one. Please have Pizzeria Violetta, Sweet
Little Pig, and Old Kaz beer at the round table.
That's for her parents, obviously. I've listened since the first
episode of Never Missed One. We are very sad to
see no agenda come to an end. However, we're looking
forward to see what the Dvorak family has in the
works with Party Line. We wish we could join the
meetup in Albany, but sadly, no kids allowed in bars
in California. Thank you for your courage. Baroness Sarah Ruppert
and Sir Jonathan Ruppert of Pizzeria Violetta, please play Adios
Mofos. For Violet, adios. Yeah, Phoebe, it's tough luck now.
You had your chance. Adios, mofo. Sorry, babe. You can't.
You got to pee on the rug. That's what you
got to do. Oh. That's what it is. Dr. Don
is getting a challenge coin to the Crackpot family, family,
buzzkill, and recent co-host of No Agenda. Thank you. Thank
you for everything you've shared with the No Agenda nation
over the last 19 years. I wouldn't be the man
I am today without the thousands of hours of knowledge,
insights, and media deconstruction this show has provided over the
last two decades. You saved my and Dame Audra's life
during this pandemic and brought us even closer in union
as a couple and with Christ because we know agenda
together. I will forever cherish the value the show has
provided me. And with this final donation, thank you with
value in return. Based on my accounting, we have over
$4,000 in donations banked. Wow. Hmm. I highly ask that
my smoking hot wife, Dame Audra, be upgraded to Baroness
Audra of Legoland. I'd like to be upgraded to Dr.
Don Baron of the Blind, Beards, Barbecue, Bricks, and Body
Slams. And since it's the last show, I would love
if my guide dog, Akron, can be knighted Sir Akron's
of the Barkin. He's a good boy, and dogs are
people too. I truly love everyone that helped make the
show the best podcast in the universe, and I'm forever
grateful for having you in my life, and I look
forward to following you in our various journeys. Kindest regards,
Dr. Don. Baroness Audra and Sir Arkin. P.S. Adam, your
Steve Jobs coin is in the mail, along with New
America 250-cent pieces. Nice. Thank you. We have Michael Rinneker
from Dubuque, Iowa, with a challenge coin donation. Sir Jack
Ash from Snohomish, Washington, with a challenge coin donation. And
Sir 10CFR50B from Troy, Idaho, a challenge coin donation. He
sent in a note. He says, and this is, I
guess, a printed note. In the morning to Adam Dvorak-Clan
and guest host. That's you, Andrew. Enclosed is a donation
check for 38883, which finally puts me over the line
for a barren title as well as an awesome JCD
challenge coin. No jingles, no karma. Adam, an answer to
your confusion last month while reading... My order of the
ANSTO Nation note, my CER 10 CFR 50 Appendix B
title is reference to the federal quality assurance requirements for
nuclear power generating stations, an industry in which I've been
involved, contractor, employee and business owner. He owns a nuke
for over 45 years now. Interested parties can contact me
via LinkedIn in Russia. rushingqualityconsulting, LLC, or email. RQC-LLC at
protonmail.com. Actually, RQC-LLC. Oh, thank you. RQC-LLC at protonmail.com for
quality assurance oversight of all your nuclear projects and or
program development supports. This donation requires a title change from
the one requested last month. Regardless, Stu, Sir 10 CFR
50 Appendix B, Baron of the Palouse. Got it. Not
to be read aloud. No. Why would he fit that
at the bottom? There you go. There you go. Oh,
gosh, that's funny. Next is Dame Rita for a challenge
going in the morning, Curry and Dvorak families. I wish
you all the best as you move forward with great
talents. Thank you for your courage, Adam, as you made
it. to the 19th year finish line. You and JCD
have been a great buffer while teaching us media deconstruction
skills. Much appreciation for your wisdom, laughter, and entertainment. I'll
be checking out these new endeavors ahead
Thanks and long live no agenda nation. Love and light.
Dame Rita, Duchess of Northern Nevada Basin and Range. She's
the best. Let me see. We have... Martin van Ettinger
from Lopik in the Netherlands. No need to read this.
Ha! Tough luck. So the four more years real in
the end. But still, thank you and good luck, Adam.
Okay, there you go. There you go. Sir, Texas Comrade,
jingle request, Foamer, putting on the fritz, and FDU. A
bittersweet donation after years of getting hit in the mouth
that... show, this show leaves me with a small amygdala
and a strong bullshit radar. I'm eternally grateful to Adam
John and the unsung heroes of the No Agenda back
office, which get a lot of credit. Thank you all
so much for making a huge impact in the many
lives of the No Agenda nation. Your teachings will continue
to live on in the community you have built for
many years and hopefully many. generations. By the way, can
I say something here? That is the essence of life.
If you could leave something that can be brought to
many generations to come, that is what I think is
a successful life. That's just a side note. I think
he put that piece right here. Right? Yes, nice of
you to say. I would like to selfishly request the
last former, then put it on the fritz, followed by
F the EU. Wishing you all the best, Sir Texas
Comrade. Oh my God! Listen to that horn! Before and
after 2000. Russian president. Hold on, hold on, that's the
wrong one. Putin on the Ritz. How come I got
the wrong one? Is this it? This is it, I
think. Music Come, let's mix where John Benesta walks with
kids. Oh, I mean pizzas in his midst. Booted on
the Ritz. node runner tristan from dease in belgium comes
in with a challenge coin donation dear adam please deduce
me on this very last episode of the greatest podcast
in the universe you've been deduced And call out node
runner Troos as a big fat douchebag. Thank you for
helping me navigate this clown world, which only gets crazier
and crazier. I'm extremely sad. No agenda is over, but
I'm forever grateful I got to experience it. Please send
prayer karma for JCD, the Dvorak family, the Curry family,
and everybody who contributed to Nodew. no agenda. Can I
also get prayer karma for our dear node runner Eric
who passed away just a few weeks ago after a
few weeks after JCD. I can't believe how sad I
am for losing two people I've never met in real
life. John and Eric, thank you for the smiles and
Adam wishing you all the best with your future endeavors
from node runner Tristan in Belgium. You've got prayers. Prayers.
Sir, Circumstance from Rancho Palo Verde in California. Thank you
to JCD. Rest in peace. Thank you, Adam. Thank you
to the guest host. Thank you, new agenda producers and
back office. Good luck in your future endeavors. Crackpot. How
about an ACC challenge coin to complete the set? I
don't know. Single request, JCD Donate. Thank you again, Sir
Circumstance. Yeah, I'm going to do the spooky donut everybody
hates with this energy chime. Donate, donate. You will obey.
Patrick Mele, Bountiful Utah Challenge Coin. Thanks for 19 years
of great content. I've been a 33-33 a month producer
for over 12 years. Sounds like it's time to cash
in on some layaway knighthoods. You and John knighted my
son, Sir Gage, for his 18th birthday back on show
974, which had the unfortunate name of... I poop. Please
knight the rest of the family today. Sir Patrick, Sir
Salvatore, Dame Kirsten, Dame Maddie. I look forward to following
your next chapter and that of the Dvorak family. Love
is lit. Amen. Fist bump. Patrick Mele. Scott W. Snyder
from Waterford Township in Michigan. Dear Adam, I'm making this
donation as a sincere thank you for all your knowledge,
education and entertainment, both John and you have provided over
the years. Over the years, No Agenda has been much
more than a podcast. The show has created a community
of people willing to think critically, question narratives and engage
with the world more intentionally. In my honest opinion, the
fact that it appeared to crack from time to time
with people coming and going showed the strength of the
independence of thought and critical thinking and not blind obedience
to a viewpoint. I believe no agenda show taught these
skills and lessons well. With John's passing, I know that
many of us have had to navigate a profound sense
of loss. I wanted to thank you for continuing to
carry the torch and keep the show running during this
time. Your commitment has helped many listeners come to terms
with John's absence while preserving the spirit of what you
and he had built together. As someone who considers himself
a stoic Zen Christian, I deeply appreciate the perspective brought
to the show over the years. I'm also genuinely happy
to see that you found Christ. Faith, resilience, and purpose
become especially meaningful when confronting mortality, grief, and change. The
way you've spoken about your journey has resonated with me,
and I suspect many others in the New Agenda community.
John's voice, wit, and relentless commitment to challenge complacency left
a lasting remark. He was a worrier of a different
kind. Through his criticism and commentary, he pushed companies to
produce better products and change institutions to work and do
better. In his memory, I like to offer the small
tribute in the form of a haiku. Oh, boy. Yep.
Here we go. Buzz kill, winter steel. Columns honed, dull
works to shine. Snow keeps watch at rest. This is
a perfect haiku. You know, I couldn't... That is... That
says it all. Thank you for all you've done. No
agendas help. Countless people sharpen their thinking, maintain perspective, and
build meaningful connections. I am grateful to have been one
of them. With appreciation and prayer, Scott Snyder, Sir Snyde,
Knight Turent of the OT Network's Baronet... Can you read
that? I can't get down there on that. I have
no idea. Knight Tarrant? Knight Aaron? Knight Aaron? No, but
keep going the rest of it because I can't see
it here. Oh, I don't have it either. I don't
have it on my spreadsheet. Let's see if I can
get it long. See, it won't lengthen. It won't lengthen,
babe. I'm sorry. I can't lengthen it. Let's see if
I can do this. Oh, here we go. I got
baronet. Oh, it's at the bottom. Oh. Baronet. That's all
I got. Baronet. Okay. Time for a two-minute break. Two-minute
break. Hold on. Hold on. Little Christmas cheer. The microphones
are quiet now, the final notes have flown. We gathered
round a table and made that place our own. Adam
Curry, thank you for the questions and the cheer. A
thousand curious mornings found a welcome waiting here. So raise
a glass to Noah to live. This chapter closes gently,
what we shared will not quite end. And John C.
Dvorak, we honor you with every pointed quip. Your restless
mind could turn a thought and send it on a
trip. You brought your wit to every turn, your questions
to the core. We'll miss the spark you brought along
and ask for one thing more. to go. To all
who listen, you make the journey grand. Tonight John C.
Dvorak We'd gladly gather once again. Thank you, Rocket Boy
333, for that moment. Miles from Memphis checks in. He
says, the show helped me get through many days at
work and long road trips. Looking forward to the next
chapter. Thank you for your courage. Miles from Memphis will
get a challenge coin. A challenge coin? Oh, sorry. I'll
do the next two. David Rosa, 38883, allgoodthings.com. And Sir
Kexicus, challenge coin, ITM, Adam, Dvorak family, and final guest
host. That's you, Andrew. I'm sending this final no agenda
donation to express my gratitude and appreciation for all you've
done for me and get my hands on that sweet
challenge coin. I couldn't. Give enough treasure to match the
time and talent you guys gave me over these past
six years. I love you all and wish everyone nothing
but the best. Love and light. Adam, please play a
rare jingle. Have you played that one No Agenda Marching
jingle that only gets played once a year? We played
it, actually. I'll play it again for you. I can't
remember what it's called, but it sounds like a national
anthem. If it's too... I don't know what that is.
Isn't it the marching pigs? P.S. I had a nightmare
that you did your final podcast with an A.
I had JCD just adding it to my note in
case I called it. I think you want this one.
I'm not sure. Liberation! All right, Roag, Duke of the
Pacific Vortex. In the morning, Adam, in the entire peanut
gallery, though quite old, I frequently get asked, what do
I want to be when I grow up? Now that
no agenda is ending, I'm a guess. What does I
mean? I'm a guess that I would truly need to
figure it out. Sad face. You and John are certainly
the leaders, but the entire Noagenda community are the able-bodied
foot soldiers leading the charge towards rational thought and free
expression. This wave will never crest. May the fates shine
on you and yours. Roag. Duke of the Pacific Vortex.
Alex and Jessica Snyder, Williston, Vermont, 36682. Adam and John,
thank you for the years of deconstructing the news, for
the perspectives, the laughs, and the company along the way.
I'm sad to hear the show is ending, but I
understand why. For me, the timing feels right. Adam, as
you turn your attention forward, from the news towards God.
I plan to follow you to the news show. I'm
tired of the news too. These days I would much
rather talk about God. I found that following the rabbit
holes of men eventually leads to an end, usually without
much fanfare. But building a relationship with God and seeking
wisdom in scripture has done the opposite. Those rabbit holes
keep opening. You begin to recognize God in your everyday
life and the perils of men pale in comparison. That
revelation became real to me on the day my wife
was supposed to die from brain cancer on August 17,
2025. She lived. I believe God intervened and I believe
Jesus came to her aid. Amen. My wife is also
a long-time No Agenda fan, especially of JCD. I've been
quietly giving to the show every month, working toward a
double knighthood so we could be knighted together. When I
heard the show was ending, I made the final donation
to bring our total to $2,000, hoping we could both
be part of the final knighting, of course. This knight
is for both of us, and thank you for everything
the show has meant to us and a celebration of
life. we still get to share. Thank you, Adam. Thank
you, John and the Dvorak family. And thank you both
for all these years. With gratitude, Alex and Jessica Snyder.
Nice. Jonathan Staples, $350. With this donation, I've achieved knighthood.
Accounting available if needed. Please dub me Sir John Knight
of the Compiled Code. For the roundtable... I would like
to ask for Pepsid AC and Pepto-Bismol. I'm sure we're
all going to need it. No kidding. Spencer Whitney in
Warren, New Jersey, 34375. Thank you for all the good
times. I have nothing but gratitude for Adam and John's
dedication and bringing this show to people twice a week
for nearly two decades. Can I get a birthday shout-out
for my 40th on November 8th? I've been listening since
I was in my 20s and don't know what I
would have done to stay sane in this cruel M5M
show. world without you guys this donation makes me a
night better late than never so i could i please
be knighted sir spencer of many time zones if it
still exists can i yes i think um this is
a good request um If it still exists, can I
hear the have more kale jingle followed by a that's
true? Maybe a drone again at the end of show
if you're feeling generous. Let me see. That's true, which
is another classic. Uh, where is the that's true? Here
we go. I got it. So, have more kale. Have
more kale. Have more kale. Have more kale. Have more
kale. Have more kale. You will obey. Have more kale.
Have more kale. Have more kale. You will obey. Have
more kale. Have more kale. Have more kale. You will
obey. That's true. Another classic. That's good stuff. Brock Reinhold,
$343.75. What's that? Nothing. It's just a nice donation. Franny
Knudsen. Now, this one, I know her. She's a very
dear friend of mine, actually. Yeah, she was at the
JCD Memorial meetup. She was. $333.45. In the morning, Adam,
please knight my husband. Peter the Viking Hunk. Thank you
for your courage and God bless. Franny and Peter Knudsen
of South Florida, a.k.a. Dame Free Free, and now Peter
the Viking Hunk. He is a hunk, by the way.
P.S. Hi, Andrew. Rob Neeson in Notdorp in the Netherlands.
All the threes. 3-30-3-33. Hey, Adam. I've been a regular
listener for the past... So it's a bit sad to
hear you're heading in a different direction. That said, I
completely understand. My wife and I made a similar choice
about two and a half years ago when we moved
from the Netherlands to Mexico to start a new chapter.
Wow. We're now building a holistic village project called Volta.
Waka Chan in Playa del Carmen and creating our own
community around it. Nice. The Noah Jenner Show has been
the best way for me to have some idea of
what's really going on in the States and to cut
through the noise. This is a bit of a last
minute donation, but please deduce me before it's too late.
You've been dedouched. Also, please let us know where we
continue to follow your work and which podcast channels or
sources you'd recommend for staying connected to what's really happening
in the world. Just follow me at Adam Curry on
Twitter. Thanks for all the great shows and conversations over
the years and best of luck on your new adventure.
Rob Neeson, Huacachan.com, Mexico, Playa del Carmen. Nice. Sir, Hair
Heel from White Salmon, Washington. Sorry to see the show
go. Last chance to share some F cancer karma with
all who need it. So please make it a good
one. I also noticed that my previous donation bumped me
into the Baron status. So I'd like to stake my
claim as Baron of the HRM parking lot. Pronounced Herm.
I'd like to request T-Vec. What is this? Ipilimumabob? Ipilimumabob?
These are drugs. These are horrible things. Nivolumid and a
lack of serious side effects at the round table. Thanks
for 19 years of value for value and good luck
for your future endeavors, sir. Hair Heel. Adrian Sales in
Salisbury, East, South Australia in Australia. 33333. In the morning,
John and Adam, thank you so much for creating the
greatest podcast in the world. There's nothing like it. It
never will be again. John, you'll be truly missed. Thank
you for the countless hours of laughs, knowledge, entertainment that
you provided us. Adam, thank you, too. I found out
about No Agenda after your first appearance on Joe Rogan
and have been listening here in South Australia ever since.
I will be with you. with you in your next
adventures. It's honestly hard to express in such a short
note, but thank you again, John and Adam. God bless
you in the No Agenda community. Please, can I finally
be de-douched? You've been de-douched. And have John's macaroni and
cheese jingle. Please knight me, Sir Machiavelli. I would like
macaroni and cheese and Hennessy at the round table. Oh,
breakfast of champions. You slaves can get you the mac
and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni and
cheese. Cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Hey, everybody. Louis McDonald,
duh. Do we have an amount for him? Maybe $333.33.
$333, yeah. Hey, hello, Gitmo Nation. I'm well over the
1,000 mark for knighthood and would like to be known
as security for the little finger, Michigan's little finger, Lanou.
Peninsula. PayPal is pushing 333.33 your way right now from
his email account. I'm finally grateful to have been part
of the shows for years. I would and perhaps will
at some point write a warm peace-length note about how
much I love everybody involved in the new agenda. Not
today. No jingles, no karma. Thank you for your courage.
Sean in Katy, Texas, 333.33 in the morning, Adam, Andrew,
and belatedly, John. For nearly 20 years, you and John
showed us how the news gets made and how much
of it gets made up. You taught a whole community
to question the narrative and think for ourselves. With John
gone and this, the last show, there's a huge gap
in our minds and a a hole in our hearts.
Thank you, Adam. Rest easy, John. And thank you, Andrew,
for taking the chair. Hey, give that chair back. To
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tremendous courage from Sean in Katy, Texas. Ah, Sir Cheese
from Hashtag. Hasty. Hasty. Hasty. Hasty. Hasty. I'm getting a
little closer. No. 333. No, no, no. 333. 333. Thank
you for 19 years of deconstruction entertainment and for touching
so many lives, including ways you probably never realized. You
made it look easy. All the best for the next
season and final karma for all. perhaps? Sir T's. You've
got karma. Renato Santos. 333.33. For years I meant to
donate. I meant to make album art for the show
and become an active part of this community. Time always
won. So here it is. On the last show, my
first donation. No agenda.
It has been part of my week for many years.
Two men calling out the obvious, deconstructing the media, and
leaving the rest of us a little sharper every Thursday
and Sunday. Losing John hit me harder than I expected.
He was part of the soul and DNA of this
show. You've carried it with real grace, Adam, but I
never got used to the silence where the squeaky chair,
the mic bangs, and the cranky voice used to be.
His crankiness was never cheap. It was honest, it was
pure, and more often than not, it was right. The
world could use more of it, a lot more. I
understand why the show has to end and none of
us wanted it, but no agenda was John and Adam
that cannot be replaced. Thank you, Adam. Thank you, John.
Thank you to every producer who made this show so
big and so loved for 19 years. In the morning,
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it my thanks. Okay, thank you. Very nice. Next one
for 333, even, is Ara Deradarian. This is Sir Ara
Derdarian. Yeah, it's a tough one. Derdarian. Derdarian. Derdarian. From
Chubaco Canyon. Adam. Adam. Where do I start? I typically
write very short messages, so forgive the length of this
one. I was with you all the way back to
the Daily Source Code days. You inspired me along with
my co-host, Brandon Russell. To do a podcast that's been
going for more than 22 years. Wow. Woo. Nice. We're
at episode 1275. Wow. Many of our listeners also listen
to No Agenda. The No Agenda podcast has been an
important part of my life. I estimate that I might
have only missed about 10 episodes through your entire run.
I still get sad when I think about JCD's passing,
but may my memory be eternal. I was working towards
becoming a Duke. Sadly, that won't happen. But if I
can call you a friend, it will mean more. I'm
happy to call you a brother in Christ. See you
on We Get to Do This podcast. Ara Dederian. Yes,
and he has made some beautiful cutting boards for us
in the past. He's a very talented... Cutting boards as
in for cooking? For beef. Yes, for beef. Cutting your
beef. I want a cutting board. He makes beautiful cutting
boards. I want a cutting board. Ara, I want a
cutting board. Hey, there's South London Paul from Twickenham. He
donates a lot. 333 from South London Paul. Paul, as
I was cycling to work in South London this week,
a number 33 bus passed me, and I took it
as a sign that I should finally give up my
douchebaggery and donate. Here's $333. Rest in peace, John. God
bless you, Adam. Thank you for a great show all
these years. No jingles, just a massive de-douching from South
London Paul. You've been de-douched. *music* Sir, Viper 515, 333,
even. Rest in peace, JCD. Sad to say... I have
to say that no agenda is going away, but glad
I could switch to we get to do this. I'm
happy I won't have to hear yada, yada, yada on
the show again. Brunetti. This donation is a switcheroo. No,
Calacanis, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. This donation gets me yada,
yada, yada, yada. This donation is a switcheroo, but for
my daughter, Catherine Elizabeth Maria Clark. She and I do
acting, and this is my last opportunity to get her
into an IMDB credit. Yes. There you go. That's right.
Thanks for all the years, Adam. Looking forward to many
more. We get to do this. No jingles. M. Scott
Clark, Survivor 515, Executive Producer, Actor, and Captain. Nice. Sam
Jones is in Charlottesville, Virginia, 333. I know this is
a little long. I'll let you make the call on
how much to read on the show. We're going all
the way. I've donated before, but this one is long
overdue. I started listening to No Agenda well before episode
200. I've made a call Met Adam on the first
stop of the Hot Pocket store in Fredericksburg, Virginia. No
agenda has been a fixture in my life, helping me
stay sane during insane world events, especially being surrounded by
crazies in Charlottesville. And yes, I lived here during the
very fine people hoax. You might imagine that I had
to keep my mouth shut for fear of losing my
job. I had to do the same during vaccination hysteria,
but I always knew the truth, mostly thanks to John
and Adam. In November of last year, suddenly lost one
of my three-year-old twin sons, Colin. Since then, no agenda
has been a dependable source of distraction and comic relief.
John's passing was like getting kicked down while I was
down. It was something I'd long feared knowing deep down
that it would be the end of no agenda. However...
Motivated by the burning desire to eventually be reunited with
my son and partially inspired by Adam's own journey, I
have started a reboot of my faith. Ah, he's decloaking.
He's decloaking. I'm not sure yet where I stand on
lots of theological issues, namely Catholic versus Protestant. I grew
up Catholic, married a Presbyterian. But I'm putting in more
effort than ever before. Just another thing to be thankful
to no agenda for. I wanted to share that my
wife and I created a website in honor of Colin
at... So much credible dot life. Read so much credible.
Yes. With a list of lessons he taught us in
his short life. Best of luck to you, Adam, in
your post no agenda endeavors. Thank you for all you
have given us from Sam Jones. I'll read this one.
Please, please read this one. Thank you. In Rostock, Deutschland.
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The first and last night of Brasilia on the final
show. Prior payments. Yes. I will miss the show. but
agree it will never be the same without JCD. Thank
you. Next one from Paul Deleduca from Grove City, Ohio.
This is a switcheroo donation that will make my father,
Thomas Deleduca, reach his dream of becoming a knight. He
is the best dad in the universe. How nice is
this? My father, Thomas Deluca, introduced me to No Agenda
in 2013 when I myself was 13 years old. I
became a regular viewer at 18 years old, and since
then, I've listened to every show on one-time speed. My
father is a great man who always did his best
to equip his children with critical thinking skills, and a
large part of that was the amazing resource that is
no agenda. He always dreamed of becoming a knight. But
having eight kids, eight kids. Eight kids. Holy moly. Holy
moly. There were always more important financial responsibilities he had
to prioritize. He had managed through his monthly donations to
donate $735.83, the accounting of which I'm sure he'll provide.
My mom joked before that none of his kids would
ever donate to get him over the hill of knighthood.
Sorry, mom. But this time, you're wrong. My father is
a knight. He's the head of the family and the
best dad in the universe. Thank you, Adam, John, and
the entire No Agenda crew for all your years of
service. It's been invaluable. I love you guys, and I
love you, Dad. Love and light, Paul Deliduca. Oh, beautiful.
Hey, and Sir Endipity from Cumbria. Cumbra, Portugal, 270 and
13 cents. He says, greetings from Cumbra, Portugal. I have
been with you since around show 400. Haven't missed a
single episode since. What a ride it's been. Big thanks
to Adam, the back office team, and rest in peace,
JCD. You all built something truly special. Lately, the episodes
have been great. I love the mix. Jason's intensity, Rob's
insights, Matt's balance, Horowitz's sharpness, and Dana, who can jump
from one to the other without missing a beat. You're
definitely my favorite, Dana. Don't let his head grow big.
I'm a regular on the Porto to Amsterdam flights, usually
in the emergency exit row and always in brown shoes.
Ah, sales guy. Drop an ITM when you can. Farewell
and good luck and God bless you all. Oh, beautiful.
$265.53 from Grimerica in Wheatland. Where's that? Maybe. In what?
What? Wheatland AB, is that something? Alberta, Canada. Alberta, Canada,
man. Alberta, Canada. Don't forget about the comedians. Our 51st
day there. Thank you for your courage. Godspeed to all.
$388.83. Check out Grimerica Outlawed at grimericaoutlawed.ca.
For your news deconstruction fix, we will recognize no agenda
nights, et cetera. Come on over. Good show, Grimerica. Oh,
there's my boy, Parker Geisweig. Parker is here in Fredericksburg.
I love this young man. He gave me... $300. Actually,
it was $300, not $250. But it was $300. So
he needs to be an executive producer. On the spot,
cash donation at Java Ranch. And he will be knighted
today as Sir Parker of the White Ghost Ranch. And
he wants weed and peptides at the roundtable. Yes, breakfast
champions. Perfect. Perfect. Thank you, Parker. Sir Luca of the
Southwest from Walla Walla, Washington. After six plus years of
media deconstruction, listening to Adam's first JRE appearance, Joe Rogan,
no agenda will always be Adam and John. To borrow
words from another producer, I came for Adam and stayed
for John. Reluctantly, I understand the end is here. So
here's my final donation to the best podcast in the
universe. Thank you, Adam, John, and everyone who's contributed to
the show. It's hard to express how much I'll miss
no. agenda. Love is lit. This donation takes me to
Barron status, past Barron status. I request to become Protectorate
of the Columbia and Snake Rivers, and to upgrade my
title, a jingle and a double karma request, please. Scott
Simon, followed by Healthy Karma, the Yak variety, and finish
up with TPP Jobs Karma. Sir Luca of the Southwest,
Baron of the Columbia and Snake Rivers. Okay. Oh, no,
that's not the one. Where is it? Hold on. Where's
my... Oh, here he is. Suffering succotash. I'm Scott. Oh!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Simon. Simon. Job. Job. Job.
Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. That
one always makes me laugh. He needs some yak. He
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Got the yak for you. Jeremy Smither, Chattanooga, Tennessee, 234.56.
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back, you describe your process of using a mostly empty
bottle of lotion for weeks. This hit me like your
version of the sad puppy. So it's time for an
executive producer tip of the day. Sometimes for Adam and
brought to you in part by Dana Burnetti. So take
your mostly empty lotion bottle. Hold it upside down. Grab
a Theragun or any massager type thing. Side note, Mr.
Matt Long and Pastor Jimmy earmuffs. dames and or ones
keeper may have something that will work just as well.
So take your neck massager, click it on high, and
let it rock the bottle for a few seconds. Boom!
Bottle empty and no more dipsticking the thing for apparently
four weeks. I am really, really going to miss this,
but I'm looking forward to Pastor Jimmy and the keeper.
because, Adam, you have a spirit in you that needs
to be shared. So thank you for all the years
thus far, and may the half-life gravity of ACJCD continue
to provide the pull we need. as such. ITM from
Smithers. It's a good tip of the day. I like
it. Jennifer B. 233.99 Please read the donation set for...
We did not receive your note, Jennifer. I'm sorry. Anonymous
Steve in Henrico, Virginia 233. I live in the Richmond,
Virginia area and a previous numbskull millennial before listening to
your show. Well, maybe still a bit of a numbskull,
but I'm trying to change that and grow as an
individual. This is my first real donation and much overdue,
so please release me from the douchebaggery. I am... No.
You've been de-douched. I am sad that I failed to
donate while John was still with us, and with your
announcement of leaving the show, I knew that despite being
in a tight, spot financially. I needed to make this
happen. And now, after the last show, I know this
is my last chance to donate the original way. I
don't believe I can fully describe in words how much
the show has meant to me over the past four
to five years that I've been listening. I don't remember
exactly when my friend hit me in the mouth, but
you and John have quite literally changed my life, my
view of the world, and taught me to question everything.
Well, This has set me free. There's no unseeing the
truth. And this has caused a rift in my life
as someone who has largely been surrounded by very left-leaning
people, aside from my direct family. Being poor, unfortunately, seems
to surround you with those people and ideologies and feeling
trapped in that sphere of influence for a long time
has left me feeling quite secretly alone for some time
as well. I've always wanted to make it to a
meetup but never got around to it, as I now
much regret with the show's final sunset dropping before our
eyes. So if the Central Virginia No Agenda gang is
listening, I hope you will still plan to continue to
meet up, even if just a few times a year,
I would finally love to make it to one. Adam,
your discovery of your faith in Jesus has inspired me
to finally explore Christianity in depth. decloak so I can
decide for myself what I believe. After years of being
an atheist, I would still call myself a skeptic, but
man, do I want to believe. And I will most
definitely be continuing to follow you on your We Get
to Do This podcast, which I've already been enjoying for
the past couple of months. I decided to continue my
note in a personal letter to you in hopes that
you can help me on this journey to find the
truth and hopefully God. And because this note is already
too darn long, thank you for everything, Adam, to the
core producers that have kept the show going and to
John for all your wisdom. You guys have been like
wacky brainy uncles to me, helping guide me through this
dark world. Rest in peace, JCD. Long live no agenda.
Yes, brother, I will, of course, reply. Thank you very
much for your donation and for your note. That's got
to be very fulfilling for you. Yeah, well, it's part
of what I set out to do. We've got to
make more disciples, man. That is the great commission. Very
nice. Jamie Wacklin from Red Wing, Minnesota. Hi, Adam. Big
shout out to you and the team for keeping this
podcast going for so long. And not just this one,
all of them, but all good podcasts must come to
an end. Since this donation puts me across the finish
line for my knighthood, please knight me Sir Cypress Lemon.
And I would like some Hennessy and Coke at the
round table. Thank you. Jingle request, Detective Dookie, Special Poopers
Unit, and I had ass. P.S. I've decided to start
walking with Jesus myself. Another one. Yeah. This year, and
I started listening to your podcast with Pastor Jimmy, and
it really helps me stay in the word. I'm telling
you, man. There's something going on. Revival is here. Yep.
I got ants. I got ants. Detective Dookie Detective Dookie
Poop Police SPU Special Poopers Union Ha ha ha ha
You know people have been listening a long time when
they request something like that. Sir Tooth Fairy is in
Valparaiso, Indiana, 223. Thank you for all the great media
deconstruction over the years. I found you guys after your
first appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience and have listened
to every second of every show ever since. I'd be
lying if I said I wasn't disappointed the show was
ending. I mean, where the heck am I going to
get my Africa news now? But I completely understand your
need to move on. I wish you all the best
spreading the good word. I fell behind in my accounting
and see I've already passed the necessary level for Viscount,
or as Andrew says, Viscount. I will therefore claim the
title change to Sir Tooth Fairy Viscount of the Kanakee
Valley and the region at large, also requesting the following
jingles. Pitching. Pigs in human clothing. Okay, let's see. The
marching pig. Oh, boy, I'm getting sloppy now. The marching
pigs. I want a You Will Obey from JCD. JCD.
Is that not him? Okay. It's not you. No, you
will obey. That's something else. You will obey. That is
John, I think. That was the kale one. Oh, that's
right. That's right. Thank you. That's right. More kale. Eat
more kale. And game set. I don't think that we
actually. That wasn't. Game, set, match. I don't think that
actually was ever something we clipped. That just turned up
on one of the memorial shows, so I don't have
that one for you. But it was game, set, match.
Lizard people win. If I could ask just one more
thing. If they ever try another scamdemic, would you and
Sir Ducifer please bring the show back at least in
some form? Oh, no. No. All six of us will
do it. Rob Dew was the best guest host, I
might add. God bless, Godspeed, and all you new ventures.
Regards from Sir Tooth Fairy. Fear is freedom. Subjugation is
liberation. The fact of this and you will all surrender
to them. Have more kale. Have more kale. Have more
kale. Have more kale. Have more kale. You will obey.
You will obey. Have more kale. You will obey. Have
more kale. Have more kale. Have more kale. You will
obey. Yo. Nailed it. Ha ha. Philippe Blum, 2222. This
is a switcheroo from my buddy, Zach Hoyt from Austin,
Texas. He's already known as the King of Roaches, Emperor
of Chuds and Slayer of Foids. His Majesty, the one
and only Asthma Gold, Asmon Gold shall henceforth be credited
as a proper associate executive producer of the best podcast
in the universe. Thank you for your coverage. Asmon Gold,
he's a huge YouTuber. He's a big guy. Duke of
Switzerland, Sir Sander from Zandam in Zandam, the Netherlands, 215.88.
End of an era. Adios, mofos. Your Duke of Switzerland,
Sir Sander from Zandam. Nicholas Ficklin from Lancaster, South Carolina,
2.12 in the morning. I cannot express how valuable this
show has been to me over the last five years.
I will continue to listen to We Gotta Do.
this and look forward to party line. Hold on. We
got to do this now. We're going to do it.
We're going to do it. We get to do this.
We're going to do it. We get to do this.
We get to do this. We've got to do that.
We've got to do that. We're doing something. Let's do
something, Pastor Jimmy. Let's do something. I can continue to
listen to We've Got to Do This and listen forward
to Party Line, but there will always be... No agenda
shaped whole in my week after today. This donation brings
me back to knighthood, accounting attached. I like to be
known as Sir Skazlin, shepherd of the sauce. Sklazen, Sklazen,
Sklazen. Sklazen? Sklazen. Yeah. I believe every delicious thing I
could think of will be at the round table, so
I'll just bring plenty of Sklazen hot sauce to share.
Speaking of Sklazen, for any producers looking to add some
excitement to your meal, join the Curries, the Dvorak's, and
over 33 happy producers who already have some in their
fridge by visiting Sklazen.com today. That's Sklazen.com. Lastly, I love
to see producers keep the conversation. connection going. So for
the Z-ful future, I'm offering free sauce for meetups! Any
organizing meetup or perfect, perfect on wings, perfect for a
little dab in your chili, but a little bit behind
the ears, they'll help you out. Anyone organizing a meetup
who is interested, please reach out to me at Nicholas
at Sklazin, S-C-L-A-Z-I-N.com. Thank you for your coverage and long
live the No Agenda family. Matthew Koch. Ah, yes, Matthew
Koch from Fort Myers, Florida. $2.10 and $0.60. Long-time listener
since 2012. Weekly donor since 2014. Thank you for all
the years of media deconstruction and legislative analysis. You always
gave my buddies and me something to talk about. I'm
proud to say I hit so many of them in
the mouth over the years. They became staunch supporters of
the show as well. Shout-out to Sir Dan. Thank you.
The biggest thank you for a lifetime of entertainment. Knighthood,
Baronet Names, Coke, Knighthood, Roundtable Request, Moonshine and Mills. Yeah,
we got it. Very nice. Bill Montney. From Montauly, New
Jersey. Adam, with this donation, I've reached a grand total
of $1,108.88 and finally achieved knighthood. And not a moment
too soon, may I add. Since I have a tendency
to procrastinate and often through is the case, though it
is not the case, that is a result of overthinking
things. I would like to be dubbed Sir Mulsala. Molzolot,
Molzolot, Molzolot. At the round table, I would request broiled
sea scallops and a finely, I don't know if you
want the sea scallops, you want the dry ones or
the wet ones, and the finest locally brewed IPA. Also,
since I have never requested... A dedouching with my previous
donations. I'd feel better asking for one now. You've been
dedouched. Or risk spending all eternity as a douchebag. My
known agenda journey started with show 736, which was in
some ways a great episode to start with, being one
of the rare recap shows. Next came the equally unusual
show 737, where John hosted its solo. I didn't know
that. He did a solo show? No. And play some
pre-recording interviews? No, no, no. He did – it wasn't
– no. We did the – well, no, I don't
– actually, I don't remember. I think – Because you
weren't there. No, he did some interesting interviews. We did
a couple of those early on. And by the way,
for those in the troll room, that thought John saying
adios mofos was AI at the end of my song
last week, it came from that show. Three shows in,
I finally experienced a normal no agenda show, but that
was finally because all three of those very different shows
made me want to keep listening to more. As others
have said, John's death hit me even harder than I
would have expected, more than anyone I did. I didn't
know personally had before. I agree with those who have
said that the show made you feel kind of like
family, but I think it goes beyond that. as the
show analyzed parts of the world it also built another
world of its own and that world you and John
and other producers actually were family in a way that
was absolutely unique to the show and will probably never
be recreated the news that you would be leaving the
news that you'd be leaving also hit me hard I
had hoped that the show could continue but I know
now that on never be the same. So when you
announced it would never be, it would be ending. I
had to reluctantly concede that it was the correct choice.
I wish you very much, much success with your new
calling and with you and both the Dvorak family, with
all your current and future podcasts and your endeavors and,
And with you did that, I'd be checking out all
of them. Thank you, Adam and John, since I'm sure
he's listening from his seat on the great Zephyr in
the Sky. For your courage, for your created something as
unique and special as the No Agenda show, Bill. Thank
you, Bill. Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits, Federal Way,
Washington, 202.02. Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits here. Thank
you, Adam and Dvorak family, for all these years. It's
been educational and entertaining. I've done my accounting, and I've
reached the Viscount level. And I'll pick up Brian Tannum
from Shoreview, Minnesota, 201. Adam and Family Buzzkill, best podcast
in the universe, cannot end without my knighting. Listener, since
episode 545, deduced at the Des Moines meetup in 2019
with Adam. The Des Moines down payment plus years of
monthly donations tops me off as a baronet. Adam, at
the Des Moines meetup, I handed you an envelope of...
Cash and a note. The note said, in lieu of
a jingle, I requested a live JCD chair squeak. It
was the first request of its time. I knew JCD
would do a stunt for a pile of cash. I
miss that curmudgeon. Rest in peace, JCD. My college film
class professor taught us to pay respect. And watch the
credits roll. I never miss the donation segment, so as
I'm knighted today, I want to pay respect and to
thank all the producers. Some of you are hilarious. Some
of you write really long notes, but you are all
part of something very special in the morning to you
all. Adam, my brother, I missed the show already, but
I'm all in. Media Deconstruction with Jesus glasses. Let's go.
One clip recording. You may have called it Pastor Farts.
Let's pray Heavenly Father. Farter. Let's pray Heavenly Farter. Yeah.
Who was that? Heavenly Farter. I don't think I have
that. I don't have it. Round table, medium-rare ribeye steak.
Please not me, sir. Brian Anonymous, God bless. No agenda
nation. Sir Adam Walker, did you find that, the clip?
No, no, I don't have it. Sir Adam Walker from
Pittsburgh, PA, $200.19. Thank you, Adam, and thank you, Devorah
Klan, for everything you've contributed to my life and the
lives of countless others over the past 19 years. You
taught me how to think freely, question everything, and instill
me in the wisdom, in me the wisdom and confidence
to continue doing so in this next chapter. May God
bless you in all your future endeavors. Amen. I'll be
following along. Can I get one last mac and cheese
jingle? You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
Sincerely, Sir Andrew Walker. Oh, he wanted that one. Yes,
yes. Well, it is a classic, so we'll do that
one for you. Music. You slaves can get used to
mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni
and cheese. Cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and
cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Hey, everybody. Ted
Halsey, Oakland, California, $200. Please knight me. Sir Ted of
Rockridge. Dame Nancy of the Confused. comes in from San
Bruno, California with 200, ITM Gitmo Nation. According to knowage
and appearance, this donation upgrades my status at the roundtable
to Viscountess. Adam and John, thank you for your courage.
Love, Dame Nancy of the Confused. And I'll grab Cameron
Simpson from St. John's, Florida, 200. I donated $1,000 for
show 1888 in memory of JCD but I was not
knighted. That was completely understandable and probably completely my fault
for sending my note directly to your email during a
time of great pain and grief. Yeah, that probably got
lost somewhere. This show has been one of a kind.
Nothing else out there is anything like it in terms
of the host, content, or community. I am a proud
No Agenda fan and producer, and I want my title
and ring to show off. I believe my donation for
$18.88, this show, plus my $5 a month donations over
the past few years, should net me a title. Please
knight me, Sir Renegade of the... St. John's River. Is
it a black night? Yes, of course. No Agenda has
been by far my absolute favorite podcast, fully worth dropping
everything else to listen to it as soon as it
comes out. I hope that we get to do this.
We'll take that title, and I pray God blesses you
in your next endeavor. I have to say, I think
laying down this podcast with its fame, income, and influence,
and moving on to another podcast more in line with
God and your community. Christian ideals is exemplary Christian behavior
and everyone in noage in the nation, Christian or not,
should take note of that. And whatever you do, whether
in word or deed, do it all in the name
of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father
through him, Colossians 3.17. Thank you for your courage. Adios,
mofo. Very nice. Brian McIver from Portage, Michigan. After reviewing
my accounting, it seems I reached night status a little
over a year ago with my unprecedented quadruple boobs donation.
With this final donation, I'd like to deduce my family,
sliding it just under the wire on this anniversary show.
You've been dedouched. You've been dedouched. My keeper, Amy, my
eldest human resource, Madeline, my youngest human resource,
So as Hope and her new husband, Jake, don't deserve
to continue taking trips around the sun as douchebags. So
with this donation, please dedouche them. We just did it
again. I guess. You've been dedouched. I started following the
show late, only 17 years ago, and my contributions haven't
come close to matching the value that the show gives
me. Thank you for all of it. Going forward with
your blessing, I'd like to claim the title, Sir BMAC.
BMAC, I think it's BMAC. BMAC, BMAC. Sir BMAC of
the greater Kalamazoo Valley and the entire South County. At
the round table... Noah's Mill bourbon and Bell's hazy hearted
IPO. No food. We'll treat this one through entirely. Clear
skies and tailwinds to you always to all of you.
Brian McIver Portage, Michigan. Joseph Reed is in Green Bay,
Wisconsin. $200 once a Little girl yay and some prayers.
We got... Our little girl, yay. And we got some
prayers. Okay. Wait. Prayer. Prayers. Prayers. Where are the prayers
at, everybody? There we go. Adam and Dvorak families, we
bid farewell to No Agenda. I want to take advantage
of this opportunity to express my gratitude for 19 years
of the best podcast in the universe. I'm not sure
when exactly I finally decided to check out this stream.
Okay. him. I pray your relationship with him grows ever
deeper and your joy will increase as you invest in
the kingdom. God bless. And in the morning from Joseph
in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Yay! You've got prayers. Praise God,
all ye more. Sky Kilbury from Belfare, Washington. Sky's window
cleaning. Scott C. Horton from Malibu, California. Oh, wait. That
actually wrapped up our executive and associate executive producers for
episode 1916. The last executive and associate executive producers. Put
it in IMDB.com. Our formula is this. We go out,
we hit people in the mouth. World! Order. Shut up,
slave. Shut up, slave. Now, up to the 50s, we
can't read all of the notes unless it is a
night note. So I will kick this off with Scott
C. Horton from Malibu, California, $191.50. Then we have Justin
Wynn from Kiama Downs in New South Wales, Australia. 180.
Pedro de Santos from Den Haag in the Netherlands, he
becomes a knight. He says, if it pleases the No
Agenda Peerage Committee, please knight me. Surrealists. Because this is
a somber occasion accompanied by coffee and cake, yellow cake
or breakfast cake at the round table. Wish you all
the best in producing the best podcast in creation. Then
we have Joseph Oswald from Blairsville, Georgia, 13336. And Joseph
becomes a knight. Hi, Adam, an esteemed No Agenda co-host.
After many years of small donations, this final donation on
the final show finally brings me to knighthood. Thank you
for everything over the years. My time spent with you
and JCD has brought me much happiness, insight, and satisfaction.
I would like to be granted the title of Sir
Oz of the Track Rock Deplorables. For the roundtable, may
I please have Pork Belly Bites and Costco Cabernet. Finally,
could I have one last dedouching and some jobs karma
for my son Jack? You've been dedouched. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs
and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got to come
up. Thank you for your service. God bless you, the
Keeper and the Dvorak family. Wesley Pannell from Sanderson, Texas,
124. And following several years of sustaining donorship, this final
donation brings me to knighthood. I wish to claim the
title of Sir Wes of the Lemons for the roundtable.
I request a heavy helping of good conversation and shared
memories to help keep the spirit of no agenda alive.
I want to thank Sam for hitting me in the
mouth all those years ago. for eventually calling me out
as a douchebag. As such, I must request my official
on-air dedouching. You've been dedouched. Wishing you well on your
upcoming journey. Thank you for your courage, Sir Wes of
the Lemons. Sir Victor, Corvallis, Oregon. First contributed in 2011,
then knighted Sir Victor of Decanter, Georgia in 2012, then
later Baronet and Baron of the Willamette Valley. I'm also
Commodore and a member of the Order of the End.
Today I'm raised to Sir Victor Viscount of the Alabama
Hills in 2026. Congrats on 19 years. God bless in
your new direction. Angela Kumbera from Prescott, Arizona, $117.40. Thank
you very much. Robert Schweitzer, Fairfield, Ohio, $116.92. He wants
a deduce. You've been deduced. Cameron Linga, North Branch, Minnesota,
$111.49. Claiming knighthood I should have claimed a while ago.
Sir Cam will deduce. just fine. I'm sure you'll find
something good at the round table. It'll be quite the
feast for sure. Thank you for your courage. I'm out
for my birthday on November 14th. Balaz 1111. Thank you
very much for supporting the show. Scott Alvarado from Davenport,
Iowa. And this will mark the final installment of his
night I'll keep the note short. That's not short. John
hated long notes and small donations. Over the years, the
show was something that made my daily two-hour commute enjoyable.
It stretched my mind, amygdala, and offered me different viewpoints
and real commentary on events, enough so I could cut
out the BS MSM for those things, and my donations
began. I chose my moniker of the tall corn because
of the state I live in. I live in Iowa
and because of my proximity to an old hotel at
the time long dilapidated the Tall Corn Motel. In the
show – let me see. Where is he now? I
have to shorten this one. In the show and John's
memory, I have but one humble request that I be
the last night – well – In that moniker, I
retain who I am, where I am, and the memory
of the community I've enjoyed. The Tall Corn Motel no
longer exists. My beagle no longer exists. And now the
show will end. But I pledge to be... One that
promotes value for others from the value I've received and
to be a collector of stories and memories, something John
would have appreciated. Should the remainder of the peerage committee
approve Sir Scott of the Tall Corn the last night?
Thomas. Thank you. And he says, do appreciate it. We're
the only non-profit in all of America specifically dedicated to
NICU dads. One to ten babies end up in the
NICU, so it's a monstrous task. Karma for everyone moving
forward. Miss you, John. Alex Savala from Kyle, Texas. You've
got... karma. David Miedis from Pikeville, North Carolina, 10535. This
donation pushes me to knighthood, who I'd like to be
knighted. Sir Miedis, the Dvorak family, we love you all.
Fun fact, Friday had John and Mimi on, and those
will be cherished memories. Adam, rock on, my brother in
Christ. No jingles, no karma. Bill Johnson, Grovetown, Georgia, 10535.
Thank you. Theodora Dorinda Onyena. Haschendorf, Austria. 105.11, and she
would like to claim the name Dame Trotting Against the
Narrative. It feels bittersweet to reach it now, but thank
you for all the years of no agenda, for the
laughs, the sanity checks, the jingles, and all the moments
where the show somehow made the world feel a little
less crazy. John is deeply missed, and I really appreciate
the way you kept the show going with the different
guest hosts after his passing. Thank you both for your
service. Adam, I wish you nothing but the very best
for whatever comes next. Love and gratitude from Austria in
Theodora. El Cid Campiador from Sepulpa, Oklahoma, $100. Thank you
very much. He says... I told John I did not
want the night ring. However, I'm going to accept it
this time as a memento from the show. Thanks, y'all.
Will be missed. Sir Walken of Pneumonia, Elizabethtown, Kentucky, $100.
Thank you, Jeannie Snyder in Matthews, North Carolina, $100. Michael
Moss in Belvedere, Illinois. Thank you. $100 been listening since
about 2009. Thank you for the many years of showing
BS to be BS. This easily puts me over the...
over to make my son Timothy a knight. Please knight
him as Sir Maybe I Will. We appreciate all the
media deconstruction. Sir Spencer, Sherwood Park, Alberta, Scandinavia, 100. Viscount
of Alberta, you changed the trajectory of my life
For better, a thank you doesn't even come close to
saying all I should. No agenda producer from Anchorage, Alaska,
$99.99. Prayers and blessings. Jason Carver, Sykesville, Maryland, $93.64. Sir
Cameron Chris from Grafton, Wisconsin. This fitting amount, he becomes
a Baron, 8888. Sad to see No Agenda end. It
hasn't been the same without JCD, but I sure will
miss the show, my ear holes, and this community. Been
with No Agenda since episode 20-ish. Love and light to
the greatest podcast in the universe. Or was it all
just a scam? Current titer, Baronette Baylor, a.k.a. Sir Cameron
Chris. New title, Sir Cameron Chris, Baron of the Great
Lakes. Thank you very much. Adam Wheeler in Maumelle, Arkansas,
88-88. And he has a recurring donation for almost 10
years, long overdue to claim his knighthood. Request the title
Sir Rx of the South. Adam, I pray that God
blesses you and your future endeavors. And thank you to
the Dvorak family for sharing John with us for 19
years. Thank you for your curry. Mr. Black comes in
from Reisweg in the Netherlands with 88. $88.88, and he
will become a knight. He will claim the title of
Sir Black of the Lowlands, and he wants picanha steak,
picanha, with a bottle of 2010 Haute Medoc Grand Cru
at the round table, and karma to all. Thank you
for your courage, says Mr. Black. Scott Horton comes in
again with $88.88. and he says being the king of
procrastination I donated to night level but said I would
get back to you when I had my night name
well here he is surrounded by idiots beautiful Riley Doyle
$88.11 thank you very much Sir Boober the most sane
man black knight of the no agenda show Nevada Iowa
A boob donation, $80.08. That's from Sir Boober, the most
sane. Black Knight of the Noah Jinnah Show. And there
is Sir Kevin McLaughlin, the Archduke of Luna, lover of
America and boobs with a boob donation, $80.08 from Concord,
North Carolina. And he is requesting his Grand Duke upgrade,
of course. Thank you all for the best podcast in
the universe, and thank you for donating every single show,
Sir Kevin. Jason Davidson, Abilene, Texas, boob donation. Thank you
very much. John Taylor from Woodland Park, Colorado, $80.03. Alvin
Trustee from Finley, Ohio, $77.77. And he will also become
a knight. Back in 2009, the university where I was
teaching won the Division II National Championship. As a listener
of No Agenda from the very beginning, I knew John
would appreciate a championship hoodie, so I sent him a
University of Findlay beauty, John's words. A few weeks later,
he gave a shout-out on Twit, which was pretty cool.
After that, he periodically wear the hoodie on the show.
He sent a picture of it. I used to plaster
my office door. with screenshots of John in the orange
hoodie. Fun bonus detail, you could even spot Jason Calacanis
wearing a white T-shirt in the background of the screen.
I've been making the under-the-radar little striper donation each month
for over a decade now and have long passed the
minimum requirement for knighthood. I humbly request to be knighted
as the professor of the orange hoodie. Dude named Ben
named Alvin, Colossians, 323. Whatever you do, work at it
with all your heart as working for the Lord, not
for human masters. John Alberini, $70.26. Thank you. Chris Terhart
from Abbotsford, British Columbia, $69.70. Sir Mike, Black Knight of
the Homestead, Phillipson, Massachusetts, $69.69. Thank you. Oh, he's Sir
Black Knight of the Homestead that's right Corey Cotton Cleveland
Heights, Ohio 67-24 this donation tops off my long run
request for knighthood had to get it before the end
trying to keep this short have no words that can
say how much the show has meant to me I've
been listening regularly since the show was in the mid
70s never overboard my waif My wife hates the show.
Too many punches in the mouth early on. There are
no words left to say about the passing of John
and what an icon he was. Please knight me. Sir,
goggles and teeth of the drop zone. It's a skydiving
thing. Thank you and Godspeed on your next endeavors. My
Monday commute will be very lonely. Blue skies soon to
be Sir, goggles and teeth. Corey Cotton from Cleveland Heights,
Ohio. Ohio. And there's Sir Patrick Coble, Duke of the
South. Actually, I think he's now, oh man, he's got
to be like a grand duke by now. Fairview, Tennessee,
64-14. Oh, he wants a title change for Dame Catherine.
There you go, so she can join the rest of
her family at the roundtable. Catherine, he says, I'm so
proud of you and the young lady you are becoming.
You are rocking it in high school and in life
already. I cannot wait to see the great things you
do in the future. Renz, can you take this one
for a second? From the Philippines. Well, if you say
the name, I'll take the rest. Renz from the Philippines.
I have no idea. Das Maritas. Das Maritas. Hello, Adam,
the Dvorak clan, and rest in peace, JCD. I've been
listening to No Agenda since my first job. Around 15
years ago, when John and Adam were still sometimes guests
on Twit, no agenda has been with me through the
years and good times and bad, specifically the rough times.
Like many, it was a shock to hear of John's
passing. It's sad to see the show end, but with...
but with how things are for the best. Best wishes
for Adam for your kingdom work and hope it all
goes well for the Dvorak clan. Although I'm not a
devout Christian, I know where you're coming from. I would
like to like a dedouching You've been dedouched. And although
I just switched jobs, I like to request the jobs
karma before no agenda ends. I'll be trying to get
a job in Japan sooner or later, and so I
need all the help that I can. Although the date
has passed, I'd also like to request to be added
to the birthday list for my birthday on the 28th
one last time as revenge for not being added to
the birthday list on no agenda's 10th anniversary, donating too
little as an amount... to be added to the list.
That's being poor in the Philippines for you. Anyway, I'll
be listening to whatever Adam and the Dvorak clan do
when it ends. Goodbye, no agenda, and thank you from
the bottom of my heart. Sincerely, Renz from the Philippines.
Dame Pamsterdam from Berkout in the Netherlands, 5937. Thank you
very much. Surveillon of Lincoln. K-A-Y-O-D. K-A-Y-O-D. Oh, Night After
Years of Donations. That's right. Lincoln, Lincolnshire. Birthday donation, 59th
lap around the soul. Thanks to all of you for
making a jewel of a show amongst the roughness of
media coverage. Surveillance of Lincoln, Night After Years of Donations.
There's Sir Patrick Coble again from Franklin, Tennessee with 5888.
Thank you for sharing John with us for being part
of No Agenda. He was an amazing man, mentor, critic,
father, and grandfather. Thank you for all you've done and
continue to do for this world, and we wish you
all the best. Rest in peace, JTD. We love the
Dvorak family. Perennial Curiosity, 5888. Thank you. Twice, actually, 5888.
Edwin Fisser, Oostreist in the Netherlands, 58-32. Again, Sir Patrick
Koble, Fairview, Tennessee, 58-22. James, he says, time flies so
fast, but I'm proud of the young man you are
becoming and all you've accomplished as you prepare for a
state cross-country meet and wrap up your Eagle Scout project.
Wow. Holy moly. That's impressive. That is impressive. going. You'll
do some amazing things in the future. I'm so happy
to see it all happen. Thank you again, Sir Patrick.
Joseph Shelton, Hannibal, New York, $58.09. Sir Paul from Twickenham,
55.55. Thank you so much, brother. Stephen Schnelker, Fort Wayne,
Indiana. Sir Shelfwood of Gitmo Lowlands in Aymoudon, double nickels
on the dime, $55.10. William Nastolius in Greenvale, Victoria, Australia,
double nickels on the dime. Oh! Patrick Coble again, double
nickels on a dime. One of my childhood dreams came
true this week when I got a notification that Hacker
Magazine 2600 accepted my article. John mentioned me from a
distance then personally when I decided to become an independent
security nerd. The article, Hacking VDI Everywhere. And Patrick Kobel
again with double nickels on the top. What are you
doing, Patrick? I can never fully articulate the impact this
podcast and more importantly, you and John have had on
my life and career. John's articles, Maybe the Nerd I
Am, and Adam, Your Journey Brought Me Back to Christ.
Like many others, we can never say thank you enough.
Kendra Hartzell, Riverside, California, double nickels on the dime. Oh,
look at that. Patrick Coble, double nickels on the dime.
If you need an IT security nerd to help you
secure your VDI deployment, secure Active Directory or ENTRA. Privacy
training or vCisco or a nerdy security speaker, you can
always find me on LinkedIn or at VDIhacker.com, my first
no agenda company promo. And he did write the book
on VDI hacking. He sure did. Graham Bucknell, French Forest,
New South Wales, Australia. That's an Australian boobs. That's... Australian
dollaretts, so $54.59 in real dollars. Thank you. Surprise, Night
of Astonishment from Yukon, Oklahoma, $54.44. Jason B. Ishter from
Erath. Louisiana, 54.44. This completes my nighting. I wish to
be knighted as Sir Bent Twig. I cannot put into
words how valuable the show is to me. Good thing
money talks. I will definitely miss the show. James Penn,
Ashburn, Virginia, $54.36. He says... You've been my constant through
my highs and lows, my wife's ongoing 13-month fight with
breast cancer and our new path to Christ. Thanks for
everything. God bless. And he would like an F cancer,
and I understand where you're coming from. Stop it!
You've got karma. Wait, he also wanted a prayer. Sorry
about that. Here we go. You've got prayers. Oh, guess
what? There's Patrick Coble again. 54, I know this guy,
buddy. Oh, here we go. Sarah, thank you for putting
up with me after all these years since middle school.
You're amazing. I'm so thankful. You've been such a great
mother to our family. Thank you for all the hard
work you put in so we can do all the
things we have done and plan to do. Love, love.
Timothy Morris. Shore and by sea, West Sussex, 5386. Today
he sent $50 via PayPal, which will ensure I've reached
knighthood status. I should like to be known as Sir
Timothy, Knight of Anglesey, and the Menai Straits, protector of
the swellies. I would like ramen and real ale at
the table and just some karma, but no jingles. Thank
you for making a difference, John Adamson. I miss you,
but will forever be grateful for your courage. You've got...
Karma. Jamie Teal, Goldsberry, Oklahoma, 53-33. Nathan Gwynn, Jackson, Tennessee,
52-72. Mike Toll, Memphis, Tennessee, 52-72. Rob Schweitzer, Fairfield, Ohio,
52-72. Foster Birch, New York, New York, 52-72. This is
$50 plus fees. Daniel Torello, Charleston, South Carolina, Carolina, $50
plus fees. Thank you. I can't say how much no
agenda and DH unplugged has meant to me over the
past 19 years. Thank you so much and God bless.
Ryan Ellison, Wheaton, Illinois, 5272. Thanks, Adam, for the many
years of information and entertainment. I donate $11.11 a month
for over nine years. but may have come through from
Janet Ellison. So I've donated $1,000, but this is my
first donation above $50. Thank you from Ryan. You've been
de-douched. Randall Stephen, Vancouver, Washington, 5150. Thanks for the show.
I may not be able to hear John chop this
up anymore, but please consider this a forever layaway installment
towards the knighthood named Sir Paduper Randall. Aaron Haven, Spring,
Texas, 5115. I want to express my many thanks for
19 years of entertainment and thought-provoking conversations. I started listening
at the very beginning and rarely missed an episode. No
agenda was on every road trip and car drive for
all those years. I hit many co-workers in the mouth
on my commute into work and found many friends over
the years through the podcast. Please knight me as Sir
Arne Ranger of the Rayado. I've been a monthly $20
contributor for the past many years, a toast to new
beginnings at the round table. Jordan Brown, Centerville, Ohio, $50.88.
Patrick Cobble, $50.50. It gets better a little lower down.
You'll see. You'll see. Sir Daniel, we will forever be
grateful for all the work you have done and continue
to do for No Agenda Nation. This is from noagendameetups.com.
These meetups have changed the world because you stepped up
and did your things. The number of relationships, kids and
friends is immeasurable because of your efforts. Dunei Mohammed, Rifa
from Bahrain, $50.19. I'll read his. Thank you for your
courage. Rest in peace, John. Been a wonderful, eventful, and
enlightening ride for us all. I already miss emailing my
boots on the ground updates, but I'll follow you around.
Dude named Mohammed. Sir Luke Rayner, the Duke of London
and the Southeast, $50.05. Thank you very much. Brad McDonald,
Mason, Ohio. These are the 50s. Catherine Farnes. On Title
50, she's from Rotterdam, Aaron Weiss-Gerber from Bend, Oregon. Jarrett
Bain from Lakewood, Ohio. Sir Patrick Coble, Archduke of the
South, Franklin, Tennessee, 50. Title change. Here we go. The
Archduke of the South almost made it to Grand Duke.
Thanks to the No Agenda podcast for everything. I'm so
thankful for everyone who has been changed or connected because
of No Agenda. Adios. Nights at Douchebag. See you all
on the party line. Linda. Lindaloo Patkin, there she is,
a longtime supporter. Thank you, Linda. Castle Rock, Colorado, $50.
So sad this is the end. Good luck, everyone, on
your next adventures. Lindaloo, Duchess of Jobs, writer of winning
resumes, imagemakersinc.com, imagemakersinc.com. Eric Malady, Malady, Nepian, Ontario, uh, Scandinavia.
Appreciate what you've done to keep me informed. I would
like to be knighted surviving in Scandinavia. Wish you all
the best. Jeremy Mount, uh, Phoenix City, Alabama. Hmm. $50.
Thank you. Brian Wright, Mobile, Alabama, $50. And let's see.
My deepest love to the Courage and Dvorak, the Void
Zero, the Clip Custodian, so many mains I cannot list.
Thank you. Joshua Johnson, 50. Terrence Clark, Jacksonville Beach, Florida,
50. Nathan Noel, Needleland, Texas. Joshua Johnson, Omaha, Nebraska. Oh,
Lord, we made it. Oh, hi, babe. She needs to
go. Hold on a sec. Here. She hasn't eaten and
she needs to pee. She didn't pee. She only eats
bread. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, babe. Yeah. Did you
talk? No. I'm literally still on the air. Hi, Tina.
Hey, Tina. What did you say, babe? Thank you, babe.
What? Yeah, you don't hear me talking? She's listening. I
don't hear you talking. Yeah, yeah, we're talking. Okay, hold
on a second. Where are we now? Did we get
everything? You're at the 50s, but there's a blue down
below. Uh, there's a blue word. Oh. Richard Sambol, Douglasville,
Georgia. Thanks for catching that. 33. Adam, thanks to you,
JCD, and everyone in the back room for 19 years
of entertainment, incitement, commitment, diligence, and, of course, courage. You
gave us a truly unique and valuable product. With the
conclusion of No Agenda, I thought it would be a
good time to add up my donations. I was glad
to see that I made it to knighthood. Please like
me, Sir Richard, of the Rolling Association. eyes for the
round table geno's east chicago deep dish pizza and old
style beer best wishes to you tina and the dvorak
family for everything the future holds from rick sambol Now,
is there another one? Yes. Adam Wiesner, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 2115.
Knighthood achieved. After realizing the last show was tomorrow, I
scrambled to add up all of my donations since February
2nd of 2012. To my surprise, it was just a
little over $5 short. So here I am. Thank you
for your courage. No need to read the note. No
special title required. Too bad. We did it. Aaron Tanner.
Humble, Texas, 1179. Adam and the Dvorak family, thank you
for no agenda. I started listening to the show after
the COVID Rogan appearance. Your knowledge and wisdom has opened
my eyes and guided me to be a better person
and citizen. Thank you, citizen. I will always miss JCD
on the show for my night name may I be
called Sir Gulf Gorilla Goat Hoarder of the Texas Longhorns
in a China shop. But why not? For the roundtable,
if evil returns and we all get sent to the
gulag, I give the knights and dame a chance to
train their gastrointestinal tracks with offshore pork chops. Your plate
starts moving before you can cut through the meat and
barge water, which comes in two flavors, saltwater or diesel.
Don't worry. I have a whole list of cooks that
have been run off job. Thank you. Thank you. From
Aaron Tanner. And I think that's it. That's it. That's
the last clue. Okay. So now, before we get to,
yeah, let me see. We should, you know what, it's
holy moly. I think it's time to do the birthdays.
We're getting there. Can you hang around a little bit
longer, Andrew? We got a couple of the... I actually
brought my office chair into the studio because I couldn't
sit on the studio chair anymore. So I'm good. Okay.
Thank you all to these executive producers, associate executive producers,
everybody who supported the show today and has supported the
show in the last 19 years. It is highly appreciated.
If you want to complete your knighthoods, if you –
people want me to do the artwork, yes. Let me
see. Hold on a second. Who did the artwork for
the last show? That's what I need to figure out.
The last show, Off the Rails. Oh, yes, this was
good cover art. This was done by Tyler Brown again.
It was the Off the Rails, No Agenda Zephyr. The
special guest Brunetti Horowitz, Due Long and The Keeper. And,
of course, thank you, Sir Paul Couture. There's the name
I was looking for three hours ago. for many years
of No Agenda Art Generator, and we will be selecting
a piece of art from it today once again. Value
for value, complete your knighthoods, your challenge coins. We'll continue
at noagendadonations.com. Thank you all so much for all the
unbelievable support you've provided us. Fast face Here's our list.
Sondra Balaccia wishes his daughter Alexandra a happy birthday. She
turned three on October 25th. Matthew King wishes last Josh
Howard a happy birthday. Turned 50 on the 26th. Wren
celebrated on the 28th of October. Sir Josh Dilsaver celebrates
on November 1st. Sarah Heine, her husband Bobby, a very
happy one, turning 45 on the 2nd of November. Dan
During, happy birthday to his wife, Jamie During on November
4th. Mimi Smith-Dvorak celebrates her birthday on November 4th as
well. Spencer Whitney turns 40 on the 8th. Dustin Rude
will celebrate on the 26th. Kevin McKenna wishes his son,
Ryland, a happy one turns 15th on November 28th. Anna
Anon Anonymous Smith wishes their father, Mr. Smith, a happy
birthday. Void Zero says happy birthday to his beautiful bride,
Iris, who celebrates today. And Sir Valen of Lincoln, K-A-Y-O-D,
is turning 59. Happy birthday for everybody here at the
best podcast in the universe. Thank you.
becomes a Duke Sir Ernesto Grande Knight of the heavy-handed
riff Ambassador of Strings becomes a Baronet Sir Brian Viscount
of New England Protector of the Connecticut River Valley and
all of New England Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility
in the Lands of the Red Clay and the Cherry
Trees becomes an Archduke. Sir Aaron will be the Knight
of the Strawberry Fog Baron of Whiskey Hill, California. Sir
Charles, Knight of the Old State Capitol, will become Baron
today. Viscount Dude named Jeff becomes a Duke, his Protectorate
of the Lands. Sir Lairon, Duke of the Little Taddeus.
Chakawachi is a Duke. Yar Morin becomes a Baronet. Sir
Matt becomes Sir Matt Baron of Northeast Ohio. Sir Anonymous
of the ADF-C. And Arapaho County becomes a Count. Sir
Jeremy Johnson will be a Baron of today. Sir Harry
Pilgrim becomes the Viscount of the Coastal Empire. Sir Chris
Burrs is a Baronet. Sir Papa Moose becomes a Baronet.
is now the Sir Big Papa Moose of the Court
of Southwestern Kansas and Texas and Oklahoma Panhandles. Sir Stregulicious
is a baronet. Sir William is a baronet, is the
baron now of central Michigan. Sir Morgan, now the divine
madman of Fircrest, baron of the Narrows and South Puget
Sound. Commodore Sir James of the Derby City, Ph.D., is
a baronet. Dr. Sir One Awesome Jason is a Count
Sir Stuyck. Thank you. Thank you. Ferry, Viscount, Sir Lucas
of the Lost Bits, Viscount as well, Dame Nancy of
the Confused, Viscountess, Sir Victor, Viscount of the Alabama Hills,
Sir Alex Zavala, the NICU dad, Viscount, Baronet Baylor, aka
Sir Cameron Chris, Baron of the Great Lakes now, Sir
Kevin McLaughlin is a Grand Duke, and Sir Patrick Coble,
Archduke of the South, also a Grand Duke, and Sir
becomes a grand due congratulations to all of you thank
you so much for this unbelievable support and now the
challenge coins holy macaroni Sure pursuit of peace and tranquility
in the lands of red clay and the cherry trees.
Mackenzie, Salido, Dame Mamacon, R.S. Bagwell, Sir Aaron, Alex, Derek
Winkie, Anonymous, Brian Maddox, Kelly, Dalton, Sir Charles, Dan, Common
Sense, MD of Dix Hills, Anonymous, Raymond Port, Louis Byrne,
R.F. Willis, the Tim Man, Tom Mikakis, Anonymous, Nathaniel Twilliger,
Anonymous again, William J. Lyon, Sir Fudge Fountain, Viscount Dude
named Jeff, Protector of the Land, Commodore Earl, Silver Dude
of the Silver Dolphins, Matthew King, Sir Leron, Cody Blair,
Sir Smelliot, Jeff Zaba, Danielle Carruthers, Kevin Voglant, Thomas Tucker,
Yair Morn, Sir Zog of Elwood, Baron of the De
Plain River Valley, Edward Crowe, Sir Eric is Naked, Mark
Canoff, Sir Harry Pilgrim, Scott North, Chris Marble, Sean Bergeron,
Sir Chris, Sir Matthew of Northeast Ohio, Sir Anonymous of
the ADF. See, Little John's Candies, Peter Schultz, Michael von
der Horn, Baronet Sir Philip, Dame Susan, Dreb Scott, Archduke
Peter von Aden, Thomas Anaya. John Donovan, Sir Tar Heel,
Sir Jeremy Johnson, Viscount John Noonan, Charles Boak, Dame Patricia,
Chris Mitzlaff, Zach and Ashley Williams, Benjamin Hasselbring, Sir Chris
Burge. Sir Matthew Wells, Sir Big Papa Moose, Elizabeth Barich,
Sir Stregilicious, Dane Caddybones, Brian Maddox, Phil the Pool Water
Guy, Casey Van Heel, Nicholas Gregorichik, The Letter J, Sir
William, Commodore J, the Plumber, Paul Fellner, Jacqueline Smith, Sir
Scobie, Grand Duke of the Piedmont, Alexander Broadfoot, Justin Pools,
with an ex, Sarah Heine, Andy Kluber, Andy Villarreal, Lawrence
Turnbull, Kim Hillage, Ryan Jones, Sir Michael Henderson, Sir Matt
Hatter, Knight of the Fifth Column, and Baron of Alabama,
Sir Chris Corriveau, Dan During, Sir Dan of West Central
Ohio, Sir Craig Porter, Patrick Henry, David Villieu, Sir Morgan,
Ryan Geist, Lee Perriera, Tom Hessman, Thomas Schaefer, Sir Brian
II, Thank you. Sir Steiner of Spokanistan Nicholas Schroeder Christopher
Mangan Sir AJ Reistat Viscount of Idaho Sir Otter of
the Flatwater Carolina Garcia No Agenda Shop Dame Gina and
Sir Gator Dave Retterer Manuka Gold Robert Rock Sir Paul
Schneider Baron of Edmonton Sir Bryguy Charlie Gideon Thank you.
Darren O'Hara, Michael Wilson, Hunter McBride, Carl Miller, Christopher Perry,
Sarcastic the Nomad, Anonymous Smith, Luke Monnell, Sir Tinfoil Viking,
Isaac Seeker, Zachary Metzinger, Sir Lawrence of Dystopia, Jason Fabok,
Dame Janet of TP Wyoming, Eli the Coffee Guy, Herbert
J. Rader, Commander Smith, Harrison of the Rednecks from Mississippi,
Jonathan Chu Sir Wukash of the Ishar Valley Zander Walachia
Thomas Bieben Isaac Elliott Carl Schneider Sir Scott Forrest Martin
Sir John of South London Sir Derek Sir Baron PhD
Hus Kadhafer David Arelanas Sir Juklawn, Dame Mary Moon, Sir
Nicholas Elaine Pimesberger, Sir Economic Hitman, Mr. Bob Dabalina, Mr.
Bob Dabalina, Timothy Perez, Brian Roediger, Christopher Benfield, Dame Janet
of the Lone Star Sky, Luke Rush, Anonymous, Sir Beboop,
Sir Infinitus, Gregory Garchar, Sir Wrong 33, Sir Karis, Dale
Guadanga Sir Techie Tech Reed Cornelius Stuart Fawcett Jeffrey Sewell
Sir Column F Sir Raptor Black Knight of the Sun
Spheres Sir Jay Codicini Baron of South Austin Alex Townsend
Josh Magnuson, Sir Doc Nelson and Doc Peach, Silent Night
of the 100, Javier Vasquez, Mitch and Whitney Copley, Sir
Dude Name Ralph, Sir Joss Dilsaver, David Aralanas, Baroness Rupert,
Sarah Rupert, and Sir Jonathan Rupert. Dr. Don, Michael Rineker,
Sir Jackass, Sir 10CFR-50. 50 Amendment B, Dame Rita, Martin
Von Etiker, Sir Texas Comrade, Node Runner Tristan, Sir Circumstance,
Patrick Mele, Scott W. Snyder, Miles from Memphis, David Rosa,
Sir Cactus, and Roag, Duke of the Pacific Trash Vortex.
Well, I think I got them all. fine work fine
work okay what do we have we had some oh
brother the layaway knights and dames honestly I don't think
I have the energy to read all of your notes
on the show So I'm going to there's a lot
of knights and dames that we have to do. So
forgive me. But as a, oh my goodness, look at
this list. It's all the same people. As a bonus,
you will have the exclusive opportunity to be co-knighted or
damed by Andrew Horowitz. Do you have your blade with
you, Andrew? Uh, it's stuck. Wait a second. Got it.
Got it. Ooh, that's a nice one. Let me grab
mine. There we go. I'm very proud to pronounce the
case of following Knights and Dames. Oh. Chris O, Sir
Sunny Skies, Colin McCarthy, Sir Loud Neighbor, Tom Casey, Sir
Tom the Brooklyn Bailiff, Leonard von der Mowland, Sir Sheerlegs,
Salvager of the North Sea, Glenel Spangler, Sir Pyro of
Sherman Township, Mike Bradbury, Sir Bradbury Knight of the Nexus,
Joe Fraticelli. Sir Joe Fratt, protector of the Bocce Courts.
Anonymous, Sir Bit Twiddler. Mike McCoy, Sir Finale, the night
of all strong endings. Louie, Sir Louie, Baron of North
Central Iowa. Matthew Morgan, Sir Crastinus. Christian Cook, Sir Christian
of the Port Salerno and the Treasure Coast, FEMA Region
No. 4. Bob Elder. Sir Rob of the Aspen Line,
single track. Monty Adams, Sir Semper Quadrata. Owen Johnson, Sir
Owen, protector of the Clyde Valley. James Shermetta becomes Baron
Jimmy Big Nuts of the Ellenville and Ulster Heights. David
Goxieber, Knight of the Blue Lot. Nate Allman, Sir Nate
of God's Country.
...Brice, Sir Mon of the Mount, Matthew Taurasa... Sir Line
Dancer Man, Defender of the Dance Floor, Paul Saltzman, Baronet
of the Cascades, Matt Temple, Sir Matt of the Electric
Stable, Sir Eric of the Sioux Empire, Sir Chris Nyard,
Sir Chris of the Perpetual Renovations, Mackenzie Stiletto, Sir Mackenzie
Stiletto, Dan becomes Surveillance, Common Sense, MD of Dix Hills,
Sir Common Sense. Cents. Anonymous, Sir Kilobyte. Louis Byrne, Sir
Buzz of Greater Woodland, Texas. R.F. Wills, Sir R.F. Wills
of the Space Coast. The Tim Man, Sir Meany, the
Tim Man, Eleventh Hour, Night in the Vineyard. Thomas Mikukas,
Sir Tom of Tomas. Anonymous, Sir Keeper of the Keys,
Nathaniel Twilliger, Sir Twig, Knight of the Last Moment, Wondrick,
Protector of Unproclaimed Lands. Anonymous, Sir TJ of the Four
Sisters, William J. Lyons, Sir Thanks and Goodbye, Cody Blair,
Sir Alif, Keeper of the Sugarlands, Kevin Volkleton, Sir Kevin
of the Employment Lawyer, Mark Hanoff, Sir Mark Hanoff, Scott.
North, Sir Unfinished, Chris Marble, Sir Chris Marble. Tom Anaya,
Sir Tomalot, Defender of the Shed, Banisher of the Opossum.
Charles Boak, Sir Charles of the Lowly South, Jeff Barich,
Sir Jeff of the Southern Oregon Coast Twilight Zone, Paul
Felner, Sir Pauly Ticks, Baronet of the Fake News Feed,
Alexander Broadfoot, Sir Can Kicker, Baron of the White Mountains,
Justin Proulx, Certificate of Participation of the North Canyon Lake
Hills, Chris Corrabeau, Sir. Chris of Driswood, Texas and the
Unincorporated Territories. Con Hesiman, Sir Valance of the Hennepin County.
Carrie Jackson, Sir Carrie Jackson. Troy Haskin, Baron Troy of
the Mid-Southwest. Nicholas Schroeder, Ph.D., the Forgotten Jedi, Sergeant-at-Arms, Protector
of the Roundtable. Juan, Sir Juan of the Round Roundtable.
Christopher, Sir Corvus, Alexander Smith, Sir Ray of the Salmonberry
Flats, Darren O'Hara, Sir Shreds-A-Lot, Protector of Mammoth, June Lakes,
and the Eastern Sierra, Slayer of Fresh Pau, and Sworn
Enemy of the Lift Lines, Isaiah Seeker. of Central Missouri,
Zachary Metzinger, Sir Vivit, Zander Walachia, Sir Zander Walachia of
Newton, Carl Schneider, Sir Carlos of Lake Bay, David Arellana,
Sir David EA of Extended Reality, Timothy Perez, Baronet Sir
Tim the Traveler, Dale Guadanga, Sir and Such of the
Central Missouri, Piedmont Baron of his home office Javier Vasquez
Sir Javier the last night Dustin Rude Sir Dustin Rude
David Erlienos Oh he already had him Sir David Yehiv
extended reality. Arkin, Sir Arkin of the Barkin. Patrick Mele,
Sir Patrick Salvatore. Sir Salvatore, Alex Snyder, Sir Alex Sider.
Jonathan Staples, Sir John Knight of the Compiled Code. Spencer
Whitney, Sir Spencer of the many time zones. Peter Knutson,
Peter the Viking. Hunk, Adrian Sales, Sir Machiavelli. Uh... Wow
Rodriguez, Sir Wow, the first and last night of the
Brasilia. Thomas Dela Duca, Sir Thomas Dela Duca. Parker Geis
White becomes Sir Parker of the White Ghost Ranch. Jamie
Wacklin becomes Sir Cypress Lemon. Nicholas Ficklin, Sir Sklazen, Shepherd
of the Sauce. Matthew Koch, Sir Koch, Bill Montanay, Sir
Monsalot. Brian. Thank you. Wesley Pinnell, Sir Wes of the
Lemons, Cameron Lingus, Sir Cam, Scott Alvarado, Sir Scott of
the Tall Corn, The Last Knight, David Medas, Sir Medas,
Timothy, Sir Maybe I Will, Adam Wheeler, Sir Rx of
the South, Mr. Black, Sir Black of the Lowlands, Scott
Horton, Sir Rounded by Idiots, Alvin Trusty, Sir Professor of
the Orange Hoodie, Corey Cotton, Sir Goggles and Teeth Jason
B. Isser Sir Bent Twig Timothy Morris Sir Knight Sir
Timothy Knight of the Anglici and the Menai Straits Protector
of the Swellies Randall Stevens Sir Arn Ranger of the
Raiados Surviving in Scandinavia from Eric Maladay Sir Rick Sambol,
Sir Richard of the Rolling Eyes, Adam Wiesner, Sir Adam
Wiesner, Aaron Tanner, Sir Golf Gorilla, Raymond Port, Sir Ray,
Dutch Knight of the Northern Lights, Lucas McDonald, Sir Cultry
of the Little Finger, Jeffrey Sewell, Sir Jeff the Interrogator,
and two late night requests that came in over the
transom while we were doing the show, Luke Munnell becomes
Sir Luke of Duna and... Get Shelburne Skir Knight, Sir
Knight of the Blood and the Fire. We got some
dames. Ray Aaron, Baronetis of Southeastern New Mexico. Heidi Lang,
Dame Turf of Brexit Scotland. Crystal B, Dame Bookish. Carla,
Dame Carla Alice. Dame Little Missy, Humble Missy, Mumbly Peg.
Anamika, Dame Sunshine. Anamika from the lowlands of Florida, Katie.
becomes Dame Katie. Allie Stang, Dame of the Stolen Land.
Katie, Dame Katie of the Backyard Gardens. Danielle Carruthers, Dame
D-D-D, D-D-D. Maggie, Dame Mags, Rocker Chick of the Raccoon
Forest. Carolina Garcia, Colombian Dane in the Garden State. Mishy
becomes Dame Mishy D. Tilda becomes Dame Tilda Vontin. Foil,
the Little Valkyrie, Garden of the Seven Mountains. Elaine Primesberger,
Dame Elaine, Lady of the Sabres, Baroness of Washington County,
Minnesota. Shelley Gardner, Dame Lowe of the San Diego Shires.
Violet will be Dame Violet of Pizzeria Violetta. Kirsten, Dame
Kirsten. Maddie, Dame Maddie. Jessica Snyder, Dame Jess. Jessica Snyder,
Theodora Dorinda Oignia, Dame trotting against the narrative, and Catherine
becomes Dame Catherine. We thank you all so much. As
always, all that stuff you ordered is at the roundtable
of the Knights and Dames, including the mutton and the
mead. If you haven't done so already. Go to NoAgendaRings.com.
We'll make sure that it gets to you ASAP. Andrew,
are you still with me? Oh, my gosh. My shoulders
are killing me from all that. Hey, it's not over
yet because we got some meetups to talk about. No
Agenda Meetups. meetup reports before we get out of here.
This is the August 15th, 2026. Goodbye, John C. Red
33. Red 33 meetup report that we missed. I'd rather
write about laughing than crying, for laughter makes men human
and courageous. So in the morning, we're here at the
John C. DeBorvac Janty Memorial. We have a healthy turnout.
We're going to start and we're going to go around
and say what we want. I actually got to hold
it. Sir Gin and Dame one of three couldn't make
it today. Missy John. I am close to being the
Baron Sir Gin. Watcher the Stargate, protector of fish. That's
cool. I like the shirt. Yeah. How are you? How
are you? No worries, bro. Go on. No, bro. Go.
Hi, Angela from Summit here. Here to celebrate John and
all the things that you've brought to us in our
agenda. RITJPB. That was good. Kira here from Assonant, and
I'll talk from Angela, who wished me happy birthday many
a time on no agenda. And I just want to
say I miss you, John, and you were such a
big part of my life, and I didn't realize it,
and I miss you, Adam. And I hope all is
well with everyone and just keeping everyone in my thoughts
and prayers. And I can't wait to see what happens
next. But we will be there no matter what. No
agenda. 3.33. Thank you in the morning. All right. Thank
you. Thank you. Hey, what's going on? It's Brandon here
from Connecticut. I just want to say RIP to JCD,
and thank you for your service and all those wonderful
years of media deconstruction. You've been a huge part of
my life since 2010, and rest in peace. Red 33,
Red 33 mourns the passing of JCD. I'm grateful for
everyone here. Thank you for being here. Life is for
the living. Without us, this is what life is. This
is what it's for. John and Adam have brought us
together. That's one of the greatest gifts you could give
ever. It's been a big part of all of our
lives. And I know it's going to... You know what?
Different isn't bad. It's different. And John would just keep
chugging along anyway. So thanks for everything you've done. And
let's keep it going in the morning. Well, thank you
for your courage. This is Barry Lee Lee, the Antony.
I've been a test of this so long. Thank you
all for your courage. Adam, it's always dark as well.
Everybody's a producer. Good morning. Good morning. And we have
a meetup report from the Los Altos, California meetup. This
is Sir Richmeister giving a meetup report in beautiful Los
Altos, California in the morning. In the morning. Okay, this
is Dee giving you a report. I just found out
we can hunt ducks in California. Yes. This is Viscount
Scott of the Armory. And Keeper Christine. We're out here
celebrating our 19th wedding anniversary and my wife's 30th birthday.
in the morning, y'all... Mr. Montauk here having a great
time in Los Altos. This is
Abraham, I miss John. I will miss you, Adam. However,
I will not miss the AI slot music. This is
Sir Rick Halcherton, Crazy Steve. And Adam, I'm going to
miss you, but hopefully we can keep these meetups going
because I love the family you helped introduce me to.
Say, Robert, I'm just here so I don't get fined.
This is non-douchebag Scott Cunningham. I'm the server, and these
are wonderful people. In the morning. Everyone, in the morning.
Thank you very much for those final two meetup reports.
Please go to noagendameetups.com. There are a ton of meetups
still scheduled. They will continue as scheduled. Thank you, Sir
Daniel, for always keeping that up and running. noagendameetups.com. This
is the connection that gives you protection. The people you
meet will be your first responders in. any emergency, guaranteed.
Noagentameetups.com. If you can't find one near you, you know
the deal. Start one yourself. It's easy and always guaranteed
a party. Sometimes you want to go hang out with
all the nights and days. Amen It heals the same
And that music means we have come to the end
of another marathon, No Agenda, and the end of the
No Agenda show. A reminder... That shows continue, the Dvorak's
with partylineshow.com, dhunplugged.com. You can find me at wgtdt.com. We
get to do this with Pastor Jimmy and the return
of Curry and the Keeper coming in the month of
November. Andrew, my brother. Yeah, baby. Thank you so much
for being a friend. Thank you for being a friend.
Thank you for being here today. Thank you for walking
with us all these years. I really, really appreciate you,
my man. Thank you. Listen, all I got to say
is the microphones may go quiet, but no Agenda Nation
needs to live on. Keep those friendships. Keep the community
going. Look out for each other. Stay strong. Stay connected.
And always keep questioning. And finally, I would like to
thank all the producers. There's no way I could thank
everybody by name, so I will thank you in the
following manner. Thank you for your boots-on-the-ground reports from your
town, your job, your street, when the news got it
wrong. Thank you for telling us what it was really
like inside the building, the base, the hospital, the courtroom,
the plant. Thank you for the reports you sent from
overseas, from every country, every time zone, and every language.
Thank you for the photos you took, the signs, the
shelves, the lines, the gas prices, the mailers. Thank you
for calling the number on the screen, filling out the
FOIA, reading the 400-page bill so we didn't have to.
Thank you for the anonymous ones. the reports you could
only send because we promised never to say your name.
Thank you for being the ships at sea, the boots
on the ground, feet in the air, and the subs
in the water. Thank you to the pilots, the air
traffic controllers, the mechanics who explained every crash and every
incident. Thank you to the military, active, reserve, retired, who
told us what the press release meant. Thank you to
the people in Thank you. you to the police officers,
the deputies, the firefighters, the dispatchers. Thank you to the
teachers, the professors, and the school board veterans. Thank you
to the engineers, electrical, nuclear, civil, software, who told us
what the grid, the reactor, and the bridge can really
do. Thank you to the bankers, the traders, the accountants,
and the tax people who explained the money. Thank you
to the oil patch and Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you for being with us during COVID. Thank you to
the nurses and doctors who told us what was really
happening in the ward. Thank you for the data, the
charts, and the spreadsheets when the official numbers made no
sense. Thank you for the reports from the lockdowns all
over the world. Thank you for keeping each other sane
and for keeping us sane. Thank you to the producers
who lost jobs, businesses, or friends for asking questions and
kept listening anyway. Thank you for the meetups you held
when we weren't supposed to meet. Thank you to the
artists, every cover, every episode, 19 years of them. Thank
you to the artists whose piece was not picked who
came back the next show anyway. Thank you for the
album art critiques we gave you which you took like
champions. Thank you to the people who built and keep
running the art generator. Thank you for the inspiration. imagery,
the memes, the gifs, the posters, the parody logos. Thank
you for the challenge coin designs. Thank you to everyone
who designed rings, t-shirts, mugs, hats, stickers. Thank you for
the paintings, the carvings, the plaques, the signs you sent
to the studio. Thank you to the jingle makers. Every
You've Got Karma, every D-Deuce, every single one. Thank you
for the jingles we asked were on air and you
delivered before the show was even over. Thank you to
the people who made the end of show mixes with
and without AI. Thank you to the clip collectors, the
3x3s, the montages, the supercuts. Thank you for the ISOs.
Everybody's saying the same thing. that showed us the script.
Thank you for the songs, the parodies, the remixes. Thank
you for the karma and knowing exactly when we needed
it. Thank you for the donation segment music, nighting music,
Commodore, Secretary General songs. Thank you for the people who
wrote to us every note, every letter, every email. Thank
you for the research you did at 3 a.m. and
sent before the show. Thank you for the book recommendations,
the books you sent. Thank you for the newsletters, the
summaries, and the show notes help. Thank you for the
translation, the foreign media you turned into English so we
could deconstruct it. Thank you for transcripts and timestamps and
chapters. Thank you for finding the clip we half-remembered from
12 years ago. Thank you for correcting us, politely or
not, when we got it wrong. Thank you for the
website you created. Thank you to the people who built
and keep running the stream and the servers all these
years. Thank you to everyone in the troll room and
the people who run it and keep it going. Thank
you to the trolls for every live show, every hands-up
count, every reminder that we skip the art. Thank you
to the people who built know agenda social and the
federated servers Thank you to the people who built the
searchable archives and transcript tools so all of this can
be found again Thank you to all who built the
meetup site peerage map donation tools. Thank you for the
apps the bots the scripts Thank you to all the
coders who helped build podcasting 2.0 the podcast index the
open future of this entire Thank you for the boost,
the streaming sats, the boost-agrams. Thank you for hosting mirrors
and feeds and backups so the show never went dark.
Thank you for fixing things nobody saw break. Thank you
for hitting people in the mouth with it. Thank you
for telling everyone, letting them know about us. Thank you
for giving out bumper stickers and cards. Thank you for
playing the show in the car with the family so
a whole new generation learned to deconstruct. Thank you for
every review, every share, every you've got to listen to
this. Thank you for defending the show in comments. Thank
you for wearing the shirts in public. so a stranger
could say in the morning. Thank you to the people
who organized the meetups all over the world. Thank you
to everyone who showed up, met children from other lands,
and made a friend. Thank you for the shoot-ups, the
cook-outs. The brunches, the bar nights. Thank you for welcoming
the new people. Thank you for the mustard. Thank you
for the dude's name, Ben, for the jobs karma, the
job leads, and helping each other get hired. Thank you
for helping each other when someone lost a job, a
home, or a loved one. You showed up. Thank you
for the marriages, the babies, and the friendships that started
here. Thank you to everyone who sent treasure. Thank you
to the executive producers, associate executive producers. Thank you to
everyone under $50 we never named for reasons of anonymity.
You were the backbone. Thank you for sustaining and recurring
donors who set and forget it. Thank you for the
paper checks and the cash information. envelopes. Thank you for
switcheroo's giving in someone else's name. Thank you for the
birthday donations, anniversary donations, and the in memory of donations.
Thank you for the number donations, the 3333s, the 6969s,
the 7777s. Thank you for the donations that came with,
don't read my note, we didn't. Thank you for the
crypto and the sats. Thank to the producers who gave
when they didn't have much to give. Thank you for
making it possible to never take a single ad, not
one, in 19 years. Thank you to the knights, the
dames, the baronets, the baronettes, the barons, the baronesses, the
vicons, the earls, the dukes, the duchesses, the archdukes, the
archduchesses, grand dukes, grand duchesses, the commodores, the secretary-generals, all
the PhDs. Thank you to the knights and dames who
never claimed their title. We know who you are. Thank
you to the people who kept the peerage rules, the
peerage map, the protectorates, keeping them straight. Thank you to
everyone at the table, the mutton and the mead, the
hookers and blow, the breast
Thank you. Thank you. He read them. Thank you for
how you carried his family and ours after he passed.
Thank you to the Dvorak family for John and for
sharing him with us for 19 years. Thank you for
being patient with us when the stream died, the audio
broke, or we started late. Thank you to all of
our families, the spouses, the kids, the parents who shared
you with this show twice a week for 19 years.
years. Thank you to the families who put up with
the show is on. Thank you to our own families
who lived every show with us. Thank you, Tina. Thank
you, Christina. Thank you, Mimi, Jay, Eric, JC, and Brennan.
Thank you, Andrew Horwitz. Thank you for listening to three
hours twice a week for 19 years. Thank you for
the commute, the workouts, the yard work, and the basements
you finish with us in your ears. Thank you for
not trusting us either. Thank you for laughing at the
stupid jokes. Thank you for every in the morning. Thank
you for the grumpy ones, the weird aunts and the
uncles. your family too. Thank you to the kids who
grew up on this show and now send their own
donations. Thank you to the people who listen and never
send anything at all. You are here and that counts.
Thank you to the trolls who left and came back.
Thank you to the producers who are walking with me
into what comes next. Thank you for your prayers. So
many of you told me you were praying for me
long before I believed. Thank you to the ones who
decloaked as believers this year and told me so. Thank
you to the ones who don't believe who wish me
well anyway. Thank you for understanding why this is the
last show. Thank you for 19 years. 1,916 episodes. Thank
you for being producers, not listeners. You were never listeners.
You were always producers. Thank you for supporting the best
podcast in the universe. Thank you for being the reason
this show existed. Thank you for your attention to this
matter for everything. And thank you for your courage. Adios,
mofos. A hooey, hooey. And such. My voice is Adams.
My voice is John C. Dvorak. Mine is the last
voice that you will ever hear. Do not be alarmed.