February 27th, 2020 • 3h 2m
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he's anti-science adam curry
John C. Dvorak 2020 this is your
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in the
morning everybody hi Adam Curry
and
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I'm looking
at the weather and wondering
where's mr.
Rogers I'm John C Dvorak don't
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like and I open up the stream
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think my volumes dead there on
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where
you turn up the volume on the
on the
computer and I hear it coming
back I
hear I hear like an echo like
what's
going on
I'd captured the stream for
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and a half and people just
listening to
you know blings and blogs and
me mainly
silence it was very odd well
what so it
somehow when I when I set up
the the
stream I guess I clicked it on
or
something I don't know no I
don't know
you screwed it up of course I
screwed it
up oh that makes sense that's
why I
screwed up the opening and the
fog yes
as long as we can blame the guy
yeah I
know
that's fine by the way that
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burning down Milwaukee's really
a
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end of show end of show a mix
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criticize their wait come on
yes I think
before we because so much has
happened
since Sunday before we get into
anything
we need to revisit the bogit of
Russia
is meddling to help Donald
Trump win
which is now off the radar
already
because of the debate and
coronavirus
etc but you really well stay no
but you
recall that we we played two
clips of
the breaking news the two
authors of the
New York Times piece Maggie
Haberman and
Habermann I think it's Hal
Berman
no it's Haberman anyway yeah I
think
it's Minh and Adam Goldman Oh
Maggie was
on CNN Goldman was on MSNBC and
like
just breathless and like oh my
god it's
happening
and he's trying to the Russians
are
trying to get in to win and I
think we
pretty much laughed at it I
said this
sounds like a bunch of bullcrap
and lo
and behold not one day later
none of
this is really cutting dry Alex
and it
is complicated and it is
nuanced what we
are hearing from three national
security
officials is that Kyra this by
the way
is CNN who of course were part
of the
problems and may have
overstated the
extent of it relates to Russian
interference she said that
Russia was
interfering in the 2020
election with
the goal of trying to help
president
Trump's re-election campaign
now those
three national security
officials tell
us that this is actually what
the
intelligence says on the one
hand that
Russia is indeed interfering in
the 2020
election and secondly that
Russia views
Trump as a leader that it can
work with
but the US doesn't yet have the
evidence
actually conclude that Russia is
interfering in the election
because of
the fact that they view Trump
as a
leader you can they can work
with
because they have a preference
for
President Trump now one
official said
that Pearson's characterization
of the
intelligence was misleading
another
official said that it lacked
nuance
we know Alex that after the 2016
election the US intelligence
community
definitively concluded that
Russia did
indeed interfere in the 2016
election in
order to help Trump get elected
but that
information we should note was
based in
particular on high-level
Kremlin source
that the United States actually
relied
on and the United States
doesn't have
that source there anymore that
source
was extracted and brought back
to the
United States and so now the
United
States doesn't have that
information as
if yet to conclude conclusively
that
Russia is interfering to help
the United
States it's not a stretch of
course but
to say that perhaps that is
ultimately
what Russia will be doing is
initiated
here in the 2020 rupture but as
of yet
the US intelligence community
has not
made that conclusion according
to those
three national security
officials who me
and my colleagues spoke with so
a lot of
words salad there instead of
just saying
oh I guess we shouldn't have
believed in
New York Times who were so
breathless to
let us know that this was a
fact and
this was true when this was
happening it
was breaking news broth was all
over it
but I think this is also untrue
Shelby
Pearson who is a career type of
person
in the intelligence field who's
was
brought in by Dan Coates I
guess you
know so she's been around for a
while so
she apparently overstated what
was going
on I don't believe that I think
that
Adam Schiff because he's the
one that
usually leaks this stuff that
he took
the information and overstated
it to the
New York Times and I base that
upon a
January 22nd interview on NPR
with
Shelby Pearson and the way she
rattles
this off and you can even hear
little
pieces of it if you recall Adam
Goldman
did mention China briefly in
his report
I think this is pretty much how
she
briefed the intelligence
community and
the oversight board Oversight
Committee
will the 2020 elections be
secured from
interference either foreign or
domestic
yesterday I asked Shelby
Pearson she is
the first-ever intelligence
community
election threats executive she
was
appointed by then Director of
National
Intelligence dan coates in July
of
2019 her job is to work with
intelligence agencies like the
CIA the
FBI the NSA and the Department
of
Homeland Security to identify
and fight
actors that are trying to
interfere with
our voting process the Russians
for
example are already engaging in
influencer operations relative
to
candidates going into 2020 but
we do not
have evidence at this time that
our
adversaries are directly
looking at
interfering with vote counts or
the vote
tallies
is it fair to say we don't know
what
Russia's going to do yet I
think that is
a fair characterization and it
would
also say that this isn't a
Russia only
problem we're still also
concerned about
China Iran non-state actors
hacktivists
and frankly I've certainly for
DHS and
FBI even Americans that might
be looking
to undermine confidence in the
elections
after Russia was that we're
just yeah
with advertising only for DHS
and FBI
even Americans that might be
looking to
undermine confidence in the
elections
after Russia interfered in the
2016
election there was this push for
transparency about attempts to
influence
our elections Pearson told me
she's
walking a line between not
wanting to
frighten people but also
wanting to keep
them informed transparency
enables
resilience and sunlight is the
best
disinfectant so the more that
we talk
about the threat potentially
more we
empower voters to understand
this as
merely a reality of today's
landscape
and that despite all of those
challenges
we're managing them or
countering them
and they should vote I listened
to the
whole 15 minute of view she
sounds
pretty level-headed she doesn't
sound
like she's some kind of nut job
I'm
pretty sure that someone on the
Intelligence Committee and I'm
just
gonna say looks like chef would
be the
obvious one it just took some
of those
words and made it his own and
gave it to
the New York Times is a very
creative
guy maybe before we go into the
humorous
portion of the show which would
be the
most recent debate because
let's face it
somebody heard our message and
they made
the show
not boring anymore I appreciate
that
well it's not boring but it's
also and
most of it was unlistenable
which well
then yes proof let's just talk
about the
kungfu for a second was kung fu
fighting
your podcast was talking about
the
economic ramifications of this
five
weeks ago i hope people put
puts in or
whatever you do to bet against
the
market because money right
after the
sunday show Monday and Tuesday
was
interesting to watch what
happened with
the financial markets and for
sure
exactly what we talked about is
starting
to happen travel is is in fact
my
brother-in-law got let go from
Expedia
you know they're losing a lot
of money
on just quick real quick like
that's the
thing that's bad about it you
gotta know
you gotta know Barry Diller
what exactly
but we have so many em let's
first talk
about the the lethality itself
and I
think the biggest problem we
have here
is this is this testing and I'm
not even
sure if there's a real test yet
all the
testing I see is you know
basically
pointing a digital thermometer
at
someone's head and say you're
good
you're no good pass no pass
which by the
way is a good precursor to a
bar code
we're just getting used to it
that was
kind of my first thought
because really
and I'm just looking at pure
dad I know
could you just not ring the
bell alright
yeah I'm getting people
complaining
about the bill more than the
lipsmack
blame so every time you go so
uh i'll do
that to stop it so why because
it's
annoying but i let you go
because i love
you one bell ring Wow okay i've
done
thank you
this is not a health crisis in
my mind
from all the data I'm seeing
and the
data we're not seeing but we
shared with
you on Sunday is that this is
killing
older people people with who
already
have respiratory issues or
immune
deficiency issues just like
seasonal flu
does now this is not an
influenza it's a
respiratory virus but it is
survivable
the way the seasonal flu is
survivable
and I think we both agree on
that John
yes and I'm also gonna take it
further
because JC was been looking
into this
because he has to work in the
city
besides stepping over poop
which is in a
state of emergency I understand
Sam no
cases but somebody said hey you
know
what if you just get the
clerk's they
never emergency get all this
money yeah
oh really
yeah that's pretty much it so
our mayor
declared state of emergency so
he says
for one thing if you want to
get tested
for this thing in the United
States is
three thousand bucks no
insurance cover
uh-huh see there you go
that's info right there so what
are they
what all these so-called tests
for now I
got tested got tested oh I got
tested
they will pretty much deny you
getting a
test unless you want to pay for
it
mm-hmm there was this is I'm
gonna what
I I'm not a thousand percent in
line
with your thinking but I can't
I don't
even have a clip I do have a
clip but
everything I'm gonna say is
backing you
up exhausted so the tests are a
chip and
so we're now we're looking at
there's
some new tests coming out and
they're
gonna do some they keep
changing the
test because the test is not
good and
your JC actually believes
they're gonna
start testing you know in a
fake way to
get the market that kind of
relax a
little bit and then we go to
Europe now
Europe either once is is either
a honest
it has a suicide pact with
itself or
it's got another clue that's
pretty much
grow well but before you before
we go
too far because there's there's
a couple
of parts of the story one is
is the actual lethality of
what's going
on that seems to be quite low
when it
comes to the amount of noise
that is
being made about it and the
measures
that are being taken and you
know just I
just want to remind you
hundreds of
thousands of people die in
hospitals in
the United States every year
50,000 people die 30,000 people
die from
gun deaths of which the
majority is
suicide 150 million seven
70,000 die of
opioid overdose so we're really
talking
very very low numbers
particularly for
something that has been out
there for
about three months we know now
so this
is three months yes it's
spreading but
of course if you're testing
everybody
and I don't know what these
tests are
there's no mention exactly how
that
works or if there's a real test
that
works well yeah you're gonna
find people
and then the media is doing the
bidding
of multiple agendas one eye
from the
beginning thought that this was
a Jing
GP move to reset his market
because they
were already in trouble the
Trump trade
tariffs was having an absolute
impact
there's this whole secondary
debt market
on pieces of paper and IOUs and
it they
needed to let some air out
similarly it
was fine here to let some air
out of the
market this thing was exploding
oh that
clearly I think over inflated
just
everyone just can only go up
can only go
up a nice reset is desired I
think
everybody was kind of looking
for that
but also what an opportunity to
get rid
of all kinds of crappy news I
mean
you've got companies saying all
bad
numbers it's all gonna suck we
have CEOs
resigning from big companies
although
Bob Iger may not be related to
you know
anything business-wise it could
be
something else with the CEO of
MasterCard the CEO of
Salesforce and
just a lot of news that gets
buried
because of what's going on and
then most
importantly
we can blame Trump for not being
prepared that's the new one
that's what
we love doing Chuck Schumer
came along
off what an idiot we need eight
billion
dollars and now that another
news cycle
is just filled with tea fired
they cut
the seed to cut this to build
the wall
so what I want to be add to
that you
have to add this part which is
very
important he appointed pence
yes the
head of the operation even
though now
Joe Biden was in charge of big
things
and that guy's ante speaking
right you
know it's just no luckily we do
have
some CDC people that you know
we have
the the president's a little
spiel he
did yesterday which I think he
made a
strategic error this should
have been at
least two people in lab coats I
do not
understand why he of all people
didn't
do that you just you got to
have your
lab coats that's what gives
people a
good feeling so he didn't do
that and of
course the New York Times
politicized it
this morning laughing laughing
yeah I
got to read this to you this for
something that apparently is
going to
kill us all Trump's coronavirus
coronavirus strategy stay clean
wash
hands avoid friends that's the
headline
in the New York Times um and
this is
written by Katie Rogers she
must really
hate the president he says mr.
Trump
self-declared germophobia is
well-documented in his 2004
book how to
get rich he detailed what he
called a
personal crusade to replace the
mandatory and unsanitary
handshake with
Japanese custom of bowing it's
all about
Oya his stance on combating
illness as
president has in some ways
matched how
he behaved as a private citizen
keep
them out of here he wrote on
Twitter in
2014 about an American aid
worker
infected with the Ebola virus
nothing
actually about what went on
except
bitching at the President and
then the
funniest thing in the same
article
answers to most common
jhin's how do I keep myself and
others
safe remember what the headline
was and
the big laugh their answer
washing your
hands frequently is the most
important
thing you can do along with
staying at
home when you're sick so they
went out
of their way to to do this to
politicize
this and of course they have
their own
reasons because Trump is suing
them but
the CDC did one of those phone
calls
where reporters who call in
these are
typically much better than any
press
conference and here was the
specific
question to a 25 year member
employee of
the CD the Centers for Disease
Control
there has been some political
back-and-forth now that
Democrats are
accusing the president which
essentially
means the administration and
everything
that falls under that is being
ill-prepared for coronavirus
requesting
to mount in terms of we are
financial
[Laughter]
considerations slightly
different plans
for
so we made a lot of promises in
here yes
we better prepare today than we
were 20
years ago yes we completely
prepared and
therefore we need to be
reacting to the
current situation so pretty
normal we're
prepared this is all bull crap
we're
prepared for the sound system
I even tried the EQ a bit
without much
success
now why has this thing not been
actually
called a pandemic yet because
that's
what everyone's talking pandemic
pandemic pandemic but no it's
not a
pandemic the World Health
Organization
calls it a public health
emergency of
international concern and that
was
announced by the head honcho
there at
the World Health Organization
Tadros odd
Han at Hannam now this is a new
head of
the World Health Organization
which was
the Chinese woman it would have
been
called the pandemic yes exactly
was
replaced by this guy but
there's a lot
wrong with him first of all he
was he
met with the Xi Jinping in
Beijing on
January 28th and this was
already after
Wuhan had been shut down so on
the 30th
the coupled after he comes back
from
meeting with Xi Jinping which
was
closed-door meeting then he
says well
this is I've taken a look and
this is
the this is this warrants a
proclamation
of a public health emergency of
international concern
so not a pandemic and this guy
is not a
doctor I think he's the first
director-general who has not
not been
not come from the medical
fields also
the first African to head up
the World
Health Organization but what's
interesting is that he made his
mark in
the political world in Ethiopia
and flights are shut down to
and from
China almost globally and of
course
there's exceptions here and
there but
guess what is open the Adisa
Bob what is
it
Ababa Addis what's the airport
in Addis
Ababa yes that's something like
that
in Ethiopia it is open that's
the
gateway for China into Africa
and of
course we have a million
Chinese in
Africa there's no stopping you
can go
right to the airport they're
not even
testing for people they're just
going in
and out in and out China to
Africa
continuously what do we not
have an
Africa any mention of any cases
of the
Wuhan flew there was one that
they
thought was in Egypt but it
turned out
not to be that so is this guy
doing
allowing this travel between
China and
Ethiopia because it's where he
came up
in the political scene or is it
really
not all that bad why is he not
calling
it a pandemic well there's
another piece
of data the pandemic emergency
financing
bond which we missed and and of
course
why wouldn't we the pandemic
bonds were
written in June of 2017 for
almost 500
million dollars under it was
purchased
or the most of it by Germany a
little
bit by Japan but I think 75 or
80
percent by Germany and it's a
fantastic
it's a very high yielding bond
now
there's two different
categories but
combined about an average of 10%
annually on your money and this
was
touted as a great idea and
fantastic and
both this is just the best the
best ever
this will give poor countries an
opportunity to have access to
fast fast
cash in case in case now
there's a
pandemic and they don't have
any cash
but if there is a pandemic then
all the
money can be triggered can be
sent out
to poor countries and the
investors have
nothing
and they have very specific
guidelines
for what triggers a pandemic in
this
bond and I think that's
probably a good
way of looking at it instead of
some
fuzzy wuzzy stuff they
literally say you
have to have 20,000 affected
2,000 dead
and at least 20 other dead in a
single
country outside of the country
where it
starts which we haven't hit yet
we may
or depending on the counting
but I'm
thinking given this guy because
it'll be
the this from the World Bank
the World
Health Organization will be the
one to
declare if the World Bank bond
gets
triggered and can be paid out to
different countries I have a
feeling
that if this were let's just
put it this
way if this isn't a pandemic he
doesn't
want to call a pandemic because
you'll
have a bunch of really pissed
off
investors if they find out that
you
triggered that and all their
money is
gone for some bogut of reason
so either
they're being super careful
about it or
the good catch there or it's
just not
true it's just not at pandemic
stage
seeing that we have Chinese
going in and
out of Africa on a continuing
basis it
never slowed down at all so I'm
very
very skeptical
what is baffling to me is the
amount of
noise the media is making I
mean I tried
to clip Tucker Carlson from
last lazy
blades
I mean it's irresponsible he's
that
asshole dr. mark Klein whatever
isn't in
him I could forget his name and
he was
at the airport he's reporting
all people
are coming in and it's just
irresponsible they're making
people
crazy and and now to get to your
European story cheese because
of the
Italy stuff what do we do we
send a
little message to will oh we
haven't
heard from willow and several
years on
the show I think willow has
lived in
Florence for jeez 28 years now
I think
with her family and her two
kids and
Willow is a small amygdala
species of
course she's a curry and she's
currently
studying hurt her master's in
psychology
and I said willow could you
please tell
me what's going on there
because I think
this is bullcrap but I'd like
to know
what's happening and she left
me a
voicemail which I'm going to
share with
argue with with everybody here
it's a
disaster it's disastrous it's
crazy it
started out with a ridiculous
psychosis
against Chinese or any oriental
looking
people so already I'd say two
weeks ago
people weren't going to Chinese
restaurants anymore somehow
thinking
that you know anything Chinese
no matter
if they've been to China were
born here
so and there was a lot of
discrimination
against Chinese people couldn't
even
come into shops psychosis total
ridiculous stuff in the
meantime Italy
was one of the first to really
start
testing everyone so I went to
Madrid 12
days ago I think and I went to
Spain and
nothing going on and then when
I came
back to Florence they they
zapped me
with a thermometer so already
this
really goes to prove how you
know if
you're testing everyone first
of all
you're gonna find cases and
that's what
happened they found people who
didn't
have any symptoms at all and
whatever I
think the government is there
everybody's giving the
information that
you know it's very contagious
yes but
it's not lethal and only old
people only
that's the problem of course
poor people
with you know immunodeficiency
problems
or the elderly with issues so
the
government and and the media
sort of are
giving the I think they're
giving the
right information but the
actions are
just the opposite so closing
museums
closing schools I mean and the
final
things of course cancelling
football
games or doing football games
and closed
stadiums that that gives the
big message
yesterday passengers from a bus
called
the police to come
because they overheard the bus
driver
talking to his doctor about
having
coronavirus so they called the
cops cops
came and the bus driver was
just telling
his doctor that he had done the
test
because he had to for his job
and that
he was negative so I mean can
you
imagine people on the bus
freaking out
and calling the cops because
they hear
the bus driver talking about the
coronavirus that said so Mateus
goes
closed even I'm doing that
online
University and of course the
online
stuff goes on but I had two
exams
programmed for Friday the 27th
of March
and until further notice those
have been
suspended on the other hand the
University of Florence is open
and sabe
started classes again yesterday
and she
said it was packed so and then
you hear
stories about super mark is
rated in
Milan and even here in Florence
people
are hoarding and we don't we
don't do
this stuff we just go we're
trying to go
to as many Chinese restaurants
possible
all the son was doing as usual
shopping
at the Chinese junk Shore
stores so
we're trying to contribute to
normal
life of course I'm a remote
worker so
I'm not really touched about
all I'm not
really touched by any of this
but you know even if I were I
mean we're
we're treating it normally but
unfortunately the sheep are
just going
behind what everything is
happening so I
think that there the the human
species
through entertainment movies
etc has
been primed for this response
we have
been primed yeah the Netflix by
coincidence had that pandemic
movie a
couple of months ago but
there's been
numerous you know types of
entertainment
products that talk about this
you can go
back to you know the trips
disease
Stephen King somehow we were so
ready
for this in the media as you
said if it
bleeds it leads
it's just seeing the results
all you got
to do is throw some fear in
there boom
you get rated FoxNews now has
four
million viewers it's insane and
they're
doing a lot of this monk
fear-mongering
so for the small amygdala
possessors
amongst us really do not
believe all
this and why countries and
cities and
municipalities are taking these
steps to
really ruin economic economics
is beyond
me I mean I understand why the
Chinese
formula 1 grand robbery well
yes part of
that is Trump I totally agree
but you
know Japan just said school is
closed
until April the Pope this is a
great one
by the way the Pope cancelled a
Vatican
event because he was sniffily
and had a
bit of a fever after touching
hands and
kissing heads at mass now how
cool I
mean I don't want anyone to die
but man
would that be a big one if if
they could
get the Pope to die from this
BAM and
the guys prime candidate he's
old you're
up there you know you get a
respiratory
disease it could be pretty bad
so you
know I would keep walking keep
an eye on
the Pope there was the the
Iranians now
of course Iran does a lot of
business
with with China here's an
interesting
report and the leadership in
Tehran is
also pissed off about the the
noise
versus the reality so the corona
outbreak in Iran is becoming
deeply
troubling the epicenter was in
the holy
city of Guam and it spread
rapidly from
there now one of the main
reasons it is
affected Iran so bad me seems
to be that
Iran has kept its flights open
with
China during the outbreak there
and
because Iran has such close
ties to
China
and both politically and
economic links
with the Chinese which have
been a
lifeline for Tehran to combat
sanctions
they didn't close access from
and to
China and it also seems that
senior
officials are not immune to the
virus
either members of parliament
the mayor
of Tehran 13th district have
contracted
the virus and even the deputy
Health
Minister who's in charge of
countering
the corona virus has tested
positive for
it in a video that's become
viral in
Iran he's seen standing next to
the
government spokesman during a
press
conference with the media he's
sweating
profusely
and constantly wiping his brow
with a
handkerchief the government
spokesman
then attended meetings with
other senior
officials that same deputy
health
minister also gave an interview
on state
TV last night where he was
coughing and
spluttering away in alive
speech Iran's
president Hassan rouhani said
this is
one of the threats of the enemy
the USA
to spread fright amongst the
Iranian
society in Iran to lead the
country
towards closure I mean the
moment we're
in right now and you hear these
things
like the assistant deputy
minister of
health was wood you saw the
video
probably he's coughing he's
wiping his
brow he's sweating then you
have the
Pope I mean this is how these
types of
disaster movies start you get
these
little clues and everyone I
think that
we're programmed now to be on
our edge
like okay it's something
horrible is
gonna happen and then we all
know we're
all gonna die it's gonna be the
end
here's fox news tucker carlson
and the
other thing a guest how would
it get out
of the lab most people would
think well
a technician got infected
through poor
lab procedure and then walked
out on the
street infected his family and
friends
and so forth but there's
another way it
could have gotten out of the
lab because
we know that that in China some
researchers not all but some
researchers
have actually taken their lab
animals
after they're done
experimenting with
them after they've been
infected with
various viruses and so forth if
the lab
animals aren't dead they take
the bats and the rats and the
snakes and
everything for the local fresh
meat
market and sell them on the
fresh meat
markets and make extra money
so the virus may have passed to
human
beings by that means through
the the
avenue of the vector of
someone's
stomach I can't wait to drive
by our
Asian place after the show see
that no
one's there people believe
their lab
animals to the market and that
winds up
in your in your Chinese meal
come on
people
the only other towns are
supposed to be
deserted so there's two other
things and
I'd listen to D H I'm plugged
and I
don't think you guys brought it
up
although even after I tried to
calm
Andrew Horowitz his fears at
our dinner
in Delray Beach he's kind of
going off
about the flu he's he's kind of
into it
yeah you see he's kind of
bought into it
which is fine but the from the
financial
markets perspective for a long
time
there's been talk about a
financial
reset this is kind of
conspiratorial but
you know China's been buying up
all this
gold and the and the theory
goes that
we'd all kind of have equal
amounts of
gold the US and China maybe we
throw
some other countries in there
and then
we reap rice all the all the
currencies
and everything goes down it's
AB reset
somehow Max Keiser is really
big on this
financial reset idea so that
could be
what's in the works
I don't know personally I think
you know
within about a month or so
markets will
start zooming back up and it'll
all kind
of be over and we'll forget
about it
maybe some other fantastic
piece of news
will we'll cross our paths and
it'll
it'll drown into the background
but I
the only thing and this is what
we
started with five weeks ago
from a
financial standpoint this is
the economy
it's a huge problem on the
other hand as
I think I laid out a couple of
shows ago
there's a lot of good that has
come from
what Trump did when he first
came in
namely the Trump tax cuts an
example is
a buddy of mine works at micron
they
make
chips I don't know who they
sell to
everybody and micron three and
a half
four years ago they were laying
people
off enter the Trump tax cuts
with the
repatriation of the overseas
money they
opened up another fab they're
gonna open
yet another fab they can't hire
people
fast enough and that's because
they you
know people will no longer want
to do
business in China or even maybe
India
for that matter although I
think Trump
has tried to you know keep that
from
dissipating that relationship
but
there's good things that could
actually
if this was you know it Trump
anticipated something like this
and he
gets this magical coronavirus
after all
the steps he's taken against
China we're
in a pretty interesting spot in
the
United States I just don't know
if this
financial reset is something
that
anyone's angling for and I have
a
question for you is this the
tipping
point for the bond market that
you've
been looking at for it several
years
Vaughn seem to be strong okay
so not yet
I don't know if that's ever get
I mean
that whole thing is I got me
that's the
most annoying thing about the
market in
general is this bond collapse
has never
happened annoying it hasn't
collapsed
yet damn it yeah it's not do
you have
dish to extremes as the Asian
extreme
which is the this clip Olympics
to be
canceled oh yes oh man that
completely
cancel one hundred upon x which
is got
an interview with a dick pound
who is
the longest standing member of
the
internet what's the guy's name
dick
pound dick pound and the Japan
Times
which is got an interview with
a dick
pound who is the longest
standing member
of the International and he's
the longer
come on dick pound is the
longest
standing member are you kidding
me I
wasn't going there time the
Japan Times
which is got an interview with
dick
pound who is the longest
standing
of the International Olympic
Committee
the IOC and he is warning of a
possible
cancellation of the Tokyo
Olympics no
less he's arguing that measures
now need
ramping up in terms of this
coronavirus
outbreak in terms of security
food the
Olympic Village the hotels and
if those
measures do not go ahead Stuart
then you
are probably looking at a
cancellation
that's a quote from him another
quote
from him this is the new war
and you
have to face it this of course
with four
deaths in Japan off from the
caverna
virus and of course one u.s.
publication
you found looking at the story
saying a
reserve fund if you like could
actually
cushion the blow if the games
are not
able to go ahead well is the US
magazine
fortune which says has around
nine
hundred million dollars to help
finance
global spores is pointing out
that a
number of global sporting
events and
Olympic qualifiers specifically
in Asia
have already been canceled
because of
coronavirus now if there was a
council
ocean dick pound is saying
there is
still to get to that point
there's still
three months to reflect on that
if it
did happen it would be the
fourth time
since what when was it the
first world
war there was a cancellation
and twice
in the second world war this is
going
far that's that's yeah yeah you
know the
NBC's got to be concerned about
that
that they got the contract yes
and then
we have this curious EU
response to the
corona virus which I found to
be based
on everything else discrepant
and
interesting they met in Italy
now the
epicenter of the corona virus
in Europe
trying to coordinate the
response to the
disease while taking measures
to block
the outbreak Europe's health
ministers
decided against canceling all
major
public events and against
shutting their
borders was that one I mean
sativa
we've decided to apply a set of
common
principles in the next days
weeks and
months in principles based on
good
cooperation and
assistance and we've decided
that it's
unthinkable to even consider
closing our
borders such a measure would be
inefficient obviously I feel
maturely
for chair while China has
applied
drastic measures to stop the
outbreak
imposing lockdown some tens of
millions
Europeans say that closing
their borders
imposing ID checks or examining
travelers will not stop the
disease
scientists say it can still
slow its
expansion appreciate up or
controlling
the flow of travelers if we can
slow
down the spread of the disease
that I
believe it can't stop it all
together
pulley since the latest spate of
infections in Italy kovat 19
has reached
new countries Switzerland
Croatia and
Austria through people who had
traveled
from Italy Germany France and
Spain have
declared new cases yeah that's
interesting in light of an
article I saw
just this morning about euro
land where
there's an increasing number of
what we
used to call migrants illegal
asada and
asylum seekers travelling to the
European Union
well now what they've done is
they've
there's a huge uptick and we
read this
from the article that most of
the
increase is accounted for by a
large
number of applications lodged by
applicants who were exempt of
visa
requirements when entering the
Schengen
area so the visa-free
applicants are
mostly from Venezuela Colombia
El
Salvador and Honduras so if you
want to
go to Europe you go to one of
those
countries and you just fly and
it's kind
of like your your esta visa you
just
fill out a form and you're good
to go so
if there's complete no border
security
at all for this if they think
they need
it yeah there's that well you
have to conclude from this
exposition
that this is a much ado about
not not
much right but it is hurting
lots of
people and businesses because
of the
media hype and I think that's
it's
egregious and people also now
luckily no
agenda heads and we think a
little bit
clearer but I've seen enough
I've seen enough people
tweeting and and
I can I can smell the fear but
I just
don't think it's warranted now
for you
and I a little different you
know we're
in the danger category 50 to 75
but I'm
pretty healthy think you're
pretty
healthy just you so you don't
want to
get it
no but such is life but this
big scare
it's you know some not Ebola
people you
don't get it you don't bleed
out and you
don't have you know just walk
around
blood coming out of your
eyeballs or
wherever exactly so I think I
think
we're pretty safe it's not just
a matter
of management managing
expectations and
my eyes on the market I'd I'm
interested
to see beyond the company it
comes up
with the vaccine well you know
there's
money to be made well that
money has
already been made there were
there's two
companies both of them down
severely
from big all-time highs
yesterday the
first one is it or is it
something man's
and with an M I don't know
either one of
them hold on I have it here
yeah because
if they're and that recently
listed
company it's a lot of second I
have to
get it here yes mRNA is the
symbol what
is the name of this company
it's Madonna
Madonna
there you go moderna shot up
from where
would they like it 16 bucks or
something
shot up to 38 today down to 26
and the
other one was and I followed
this be
because I heard the tease from
no one
less than larry cudlow i think
i have
the clip yes this is he was on
CNBC but
I'm not at all convinced that
we can't
get hold of what we need here
in the US
we have stockpiles we also have
the
capacity to produce more in all
these
areas I'm no expert in this but
we've
seen summerlee's biotech
companies
Gilead being one of them
probably coming
up with the vaccine and a much
shorter
time than people realize
now Kudlow is full shit here
Gilead is
not working on a vaccine thank
you now
let's update on various aspects
of this
story first of all Gilead is in
what the
late stage testing of a virus
yeah they
are remedy Sophia which was
originally
brought out to treat Ebola but
they've
shown in in studies that it
could be
quite effective they believe
against
coronavirus they're now going
to test
human tests are mainly are in
China and
Asia a thousand patients
they're going
to be put on five day and ten
day dosing
regimes and they're gonna
monitor the
patients after that for 14 days
this is
lightning fast we talked about
this
yesterday normally this is such
an out
process they are on a fast fast
track
yeah
okay so Gilead also down
sharply today
after all this news it's not a
virus
it's a retroviral which might
be able to
help you and our experience
from yeah
aids yeah our experience from
doing this
show in these types of you know
pandemic
scares is that there's all you
know
there's you can even I can list
you the
stock sanoviv acts you know
there's all
these little biotech companies
and that
people get all excited and then
oh we're
gonna have a vaccine but we
know vaccine
takes a year year and a half is
fast
it's about right if you can
even do that
so you know I think that
everyone gets
all excited and then the stock
price is
zooming and then they all will
wait a
minute it's gonna be another
year and a
half and there's just so little
good
information in the market
except for
here sadly you had to come to a
podcast
to learn that you're not
gonna die that of course is why
it's the
best podcast in the universe
and so then
yeah we talked about those CEOs
I've
just found it very interesting
that we
have MasterCard Salesforce this
is a lot
of people believe and I'm one
I'm on
board with this assist the
Veritas
project yeah they just came out
with a
video yesterday mm-hmm
in fact the guy got fired and
ABC guys
were there forever got booted
here's the
thing he got fired for saying
that ABC
doesn't really care about the
news yeah
doesn't part of the giant
entertainment
empire called Disney yeah
doesn't care
that much about the news it was
bad
about it interesting how they
didn't
fire the guy or I guess he's I
don't
know he's fired no he's fired
him I
thought he was a put-on
not my understanding was fired
what
could it could be he's out the
door but
yeah nah I don't know all right
unless I
read the transcript I'm not
gonna listen
to that crap it's impossible to
hear it
mm-hmm but I read the
transcript and
what I found interesting was
that he
felt bad about Trump not getting
accurate coverage yes and then
he but
what really got my attention
was that he
himself claims that he is a
devil
fledged yeah social was a
Democratic
Socialist I think no no he
eventually
said I've been a social but I
must but
in in fact I'm a socialist
theory the
transcript he says he's a
socialist and
I found it fascinating that we
have have
both socialists running in the
news
departments of big major
networks and
this is a this guy was up there
mm-hmm
and also socialist was some
sympathy for
Trump I just found the whole
thing to be
just kind of a here's the quote
you're
right
are you a Democratic Socialist
oh yeah
more than that I would consider
myself a
socialist like I think there
should be
national health insurance I'm
totally
fine with reining in
corporations I
think there's too many
billionaires and
I think there's a wealth gap
problem but
my my two favorites were
you can't watch Good Morning
America his
answer
oh no he said you can't watch
Good
Morning America without a Disney
Princess or a Marvel Avenger
peering
which of course is you know
that's why
they have the morning show to
promote
their other Disney entertainment
products totally and we expect
actually
this and people in New York are
constantly I think fascinated
by how can
people like Donald Trump well
you know
fuck crossed the Hudson now and
then
come out and spend some time
you'll hear
why he's telling his own news
colleagues
that they live in a bubble the
office
get out yeah get out of the
office once
in a while yeah yeah yeah yeah
well so I
don't know what's I mean the
key word of
course is that resigning
immediately
which is highly irregular for
that give
you even a day's notice I'm out
of here
yeah so I'm thinking more like
a me-too
thing or or worse I was
thinking at
first but then they it's
possible the
veritas thing is enough because
he knows
what kind of he doesn't want to
do he's
already got you know his life
is he said
yeah and so does he want to
deal with
the aggravation that he's gonna
have to
go through and know this cuz
that's
what's gonna happen it's gonna
be
hounded the only other thing is
that the
you know they launched the
Disney
streaming app and which
everyone is
saying is you really competing
with
Apple or Apple's competing with
them I
don't even know how the two
compare it's
very possible that in addition
to
whatever else is happening the
streaming
experiment is a flop it started
off with
a bang you haven't heard much
about it I
don't see it as a flop okay
there's the
death knell right there
everybody the
Dvorak's are using it there's
Netflix we
use Hulu and we use Disney and
everybody's quite happy with it
and the thing that I didn't
like about
it was it seemed to be put
together at
the last minute with baling wire
mine but it streams fine yeah I
mean
just maybe people aren't maybe
they took
their free free trial maybe
they I don't
know the annual report and
that's
nothing as CEOs gonna quit
about I have
I'm just saying I'm just
throwing stuff
it seems to me that it's gonna
be a not
wanting to be hounded about
this Trump
thing and I know and and I
agree if my
first thought was a me to thing
but it's
just like you know it's
aggravations
enough to be a CEO Disney and
that's it
I'm not here now going back to
this this
reporter who says he's a full-on
socialist if there's a question
I'd like
asked is there gonna be another
debate
do we have one more please tell
me
there's another debate there's
got to be
a debate we need more debates I
would
like the question posed to the
contestants as Mike Bloomberg
astutely
said could you please tell me
what a
Democrat is and I'd like to
know what is
a socialist I'd like to know
that each
candidates definition and for
that
matter I'd like to know what
Trump's
definition of the of Democrat
and
socialist is and we'll throw in
Republican but when it comes to
the
socialists and democratic
socialists in
the news media nothing is
better than
the editor of Time Time magazine
Anant Gerhard s I think his
name is I
don't know if he's editor at
large but
he's billed as editor it's kind
of a he
looks like he could be a Queer
Eye for
the straight guy he's a he's a
agen as
an Indian Pakistani type guy
with
bleached white hair and he goes
on this
rant about the difference
between
capitalism and socialism and we
can
laugh and hoot and holler but
we'll just
let the minute minute 20 play
out its
mind-bending we have come to a
place in
America which I find
fascinating where
our understanding of gender is
more
fluid than our understanding of
capitalism socialism democracy
it's
remarkable I know
would have expected that we've
made
tremendous progress in
understanding
that it's not like men women
nothing in
between it's complicated people
fall all
kinds of places on that
distribution but
capitalism socialism no no it's
one or
the other the reality is for
any person
who's actually travelled or
read a book
every country in the world if
maybe a
couple of exceptions has some
mix of
capitalism and socialism when
you're on
the highway the thing beneath
you
socialism the things on the
highway
capitalism the cars and the
trucks
carrying stuff when you are on
Wall
Street the bank's capitalism the
regulator's that make sure that
brokers
not stealing their money
socialism right
when you work 40 years right
IBM capitalism when you retire
and have
Social Security Medicare take
care of
you
socialism right it's only it's
early in
the morning I have already in
the course
of this day by eating certain
things
engaged in capitalism but are
taking a
car here engage in capitalism
but I've
also benefited profoundly just
by am
from socialism from the fact
that people
you know there were roads it
was nice to
have roads on the way or made
it much
much faster commute you know
all the
ways in which capitalism and
socialism
are actually part of every hour
of our
lives
let's end this ridiculous
binary and
have some understanding of
economic
fluidity economic fluidity John
there we
go starting to turn gender
studies into
economics I mean this guy
should be
fired immediately from his
position he
has no idea what he's talking
about well
the days of Time magazine
actually being
a magazine I know and I having
anybody I
mean there's a blog Time
magazine and
Newsweek are both blogs I'm
down with
that it's so true
oh yeah yeah this other guy's a
head of
a blog moving yet yet yet just
thought
that was quite fascinating
fascinating I
think your idea is good is
solid it
would be interesting to hear
what the
Lizabeth Warren says about it
man I'd be
interesting to hear Bloomberg
Bloomberg
was the only guy I we're not
gonna do
the debates this second because
I think
we need
we have to we do our of sars
and with
that I'd like to thank you for
your
courage and say in the morning
to you
the man who put the C in the
collapse of
all markets John C Dvorak but
whoa you
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two weeks oh boy I am the owner
and I
need it to last longer than a
horse race
to Karma but not too long as
Eid is
coming the Eid the party does
the party
time but not for the goats yes
and it is
coming and several of their
lives will
be cut short anyway but good
health
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shut down by North Korea
against all
Chinese gave me pause as you
recall his
last note was talk it was gone
in North
Korea yeah suffering from a
cold I
thought of it better I thought
better of
heading to the peninsula with a
cough
less fearful of issues in the
peninsula
than being penned up like my
goats with
other sick people upon my
return yes
exactly it turned out to be a
correct
conspiracy assumption since my
intended
return date coincided with the
quarantine of America's
returning from
China
I get enough SSSs on my tickets
thanks
to the programming bias
and this is referring to on
your morning
pass yep there's there's these
codes on
there you know different
airlines have
and that's one of them that's
that's you
don't notice it but oh yes or
essence
sir can you come over here and
then we
need it we need to talk we have
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reminded
people until you reach a you
are a
foreigner and as many have
learned you
are innocent unless you're
alleged to be
guilty of a crime some groups
are
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programs
he's bitching yourself during
one of
them despite these hassles as a
weary
traveler returning to the US I
want to
thank the many border officers
for two
words they often say welcome
home yeah
they do I know I know it which
brings me
to a point I was thinking about
earlier
cuz I've heard about this would
you if
when you go into Texas from an
international outlet outpost
and you
come in mm-hmm I know that I'm
not a see
your residents if they see your
residency is Texas and you're
coming
into Texas
I'm just asking cuz it's never
happened
to me do they say welcome home
doofus
and I was told that they say
welcome
home doofus no so anyone from
Texas
no okay I just wondered I was I
pretty
much you know I've had a lot of
different treatment for
different
reasons but in general it's I
get a I
got a welcome home yeah I get
welcome
home too
yeah which I do also find nice
I heard
this recipe makes you feel good
makes
you feel good yeah as opposed
to welcome
home doofus yeah he continues
his note
very difficult start to the
year Agent
Orange took a close friend of
mine while
another has significantly
deteriorated
from his Gulf War Syndrome
neither has
had a single regret for their
decision
to serve and defend our
Constitution
great Americans no jingles well
except
for the goat karma yeah well he
said no
jingles huh I just wanted to
say one
thing
we give him him and his flock
some car
is it what is a bunch of goats
is that
if not a flock
that's a herd a herd of goats
yeah maybe
not last night
the keeper and I wanted to
watch iliza
shlesinger
on Kimmel yeah I was gonna stay
up for
that too but I went to bed well
so she
was second-guessed which means
first you
get the first guest and then
you yes yes
yeah she was the first guest I
would
have watched yeah well so we we
bit the
bullet and we were invested now
before
they got to her they had an ad
break
which was two breaks and in the
middle
they came back to the studio
and they
did a native add acted with
Guillermo
and Kimmel for Deez Nuts the
total block
of time because we we rolled it
back
weaned and we looked at time
codes was
12 minutes 12 minutes of ads
he's
unbelievable Wow so either
there there's
what a little Isaac yes you get
there
Liza she couldn't even get 12
minutes
she got one segment yeah that's
was just
five minutes max I think yeah
it was I
mean I was blown away as both
of us
we're seeing like another ad
and another
ad and there was a 60 and to
15th and
the third as you recall you
recall in
this show I'm always pointing
out the
native ads on ABC News and
Kimmel's on
ABC ABC is the king yeah the
native ad
yes the Nate but so they broke
it up
these two blocks of pre
produced ads
with the native ad looks like
either
they're really raking it in
which I'm
sure they are but this is
whorish and by
the way as if I were came out
like you I
can't have a nice chat with
with the
iliza shlesinger who's funny
she's gonna
be in it
in a movie with Wahlberg as a
big kid
now it's probably not an ABC
movie and I
probably not a Disney movie so
that's
why yeah
not even a clip shut up that's
the fact
it's a Netflix movie that's why
yes oh
yeah I would
here in and out 12 minutes that
it's
unwatchable and all of it is
stuff you
don't want right
a group of goats is called a
tribe or a
trip
oh well that's what sir anima
said he
said my tribe I thought you had
goats I
thought he meant his tribe like
you know
unga-bunga I don't know what
he's
talking about but that's a race
it's a
very good enough trying to be
as racist
as possible people are innocent
until
well alleged to be involved in
some type
of criminal activity
all right here's for your tribe
they're
Soroptimist of Dogpatch of lower
suburbia you've got and we'll
throw it
extra one after it just to make
sure
they're all nice and juicy for
the fest
I mean it well we don't goats
delicious
meat yeah eat it much in this
country
you I've had a bad Mexican goat
dish but
otherwise I like I like
Jamaican goat
but I had a Mexican goat which
it's just
like like I was taste the goat
was still
bad they'll go on like the I
don't know
if you can get if you can get a
goat leg
or a legged gold like a lamb
and get the
bone out of the thing yeah be
great what
you have to do by hand
sometimes which
I've done yeah it's a it is a
better
it's just matter version of the
lamb it
doesn't have a goat flavor
except the
one that I I don't know what
they dig I
peed in it I don't know really
mmm you know I've heard anyway
thank you
very much sir onerous of
Dogpatch and
Louis LeBeau via good to hear
from you
love your notes and well you
got your
karma for the tribe okay I know
you've
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I was
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claims it
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note attendee said you received
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picked it up
on Tuesday was that Szell Szell
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when those
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through
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he what
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referring to
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Jennifer gets a check in an
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kind of just one step removed
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there's there's two or three of
these
systems out there that one of
them is
this one company that has that
consolidates but you get humble
oh yeah
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another
one has one check in it which I
chase
Manhattan's notorious for each
check
could cause them 50 cents to
send it
they losing money and then
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I'm a lot of cliffs most of our
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I loved this show I well if you
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annoying
clip I've ever produced
yeah one of those clips that if
I don't
put this warning out in advance
you
would like bitch about it but
as you can
pre bitch if you want now I'm
not gonna
Bridge about nothing
now this will be this is
essentially the
entire debates boiled down into
a 108
one minute and eight seconds
epic but I
will say it could have been 10
minutes
if I wanted it to be that the
United
States Barack Obama said
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the only way 20 brush size talk
about
minimum wage I'm heavy way to
the
question building for Williams
of Judah
Liam Park affordable housing odd
billionaire this is a radical
idea
chuckles read it all about the
football
banner is a radical than an idea
thank you just acknowledge that
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that was not edited that was
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segments but it's the straight
feed
there's nothing going on other
than that
and it was mostly Buddha jazz
stepping
on everybody did you get the
idea that
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like
leaving him out I felt to me
like he was
a bit protected they didn't ask
him I
thought he got a lot less time
than
everybody else and was just at
it wasn't
really asked a lot of questions
well he
was budding into everything he
was the
worst up there and any and it
was not
funny and lame when he did well
everybody was not funny and
lame I have
to say everybody was funny this
is well
they're only funny cuz they're
a goof
doofuses but let's let's do a
couple of
things that went on okay I love
this
show why thank you CBS finally
finally
made politics entertaining
again who
riveting stuff there was a hike
I don't
wish to go to let's start with
this one
let me just get this a law just
a little
one of the longest clips it's
47 seconds
and this is Tom Styer I thought
he'd put
a clip of him in there and I was
listening to this and I'm
saying this
guy if you listen to what he
has to say
which is all lies
he is here's the problem of the
Democrat
Party is this guy this is all
globalism
and Lee here's the globalist
message
listen to this clip I want to
say
something about foreign policy
which is
this we keep acting as if we're
in the
20th century or the 19th century
if you look at the biggest
threats to
the United States we're talking
right
now about coronavirus that
cannot be
solved within the borders of
the United
States climate change which is
a global
problem that had where we need
us
leadership for countries around
the
world in fact mr. Trump's
policy of us
going it alone of America first
of
having no values no allies and
no
strategy is disastrous for us
the
biggest threat to America right
now in
terms of our safety of our
citizens is
climate and it's time for us to
deal
with it that way
every single foreign policy
issue is
about American leadership and
coalition
new topics senator Sanders
no sorry Tom no good that was
not happen
now is no good he wastes so
much time by
saying I want to talk about
something
and this is what I want to say
I want to
talk about it I want to say
this and
then he talks about it yeah
what is the
point of this performative at
the
beginning that just lingers
he's no good
he's no good no good alright
let's go -
lets go - let's start with the
little
Jim that was at the beginning
this is
the warrant this is debates the
D basis
doesn't have the he in it more
kill it
this is the little kill it
thing which
is kind of cute at least I
didn't have a
boss who said to me kill it the
way that
Mayor Bloomberg never pregnant
employees
there's so much going on with
this first
Bloomberg's
eye rolls were great I also
noticed his
mouth is and that means not
just his
lips but about it's shaped very
similar
to that of Homer Simpson if you
look at
his younger he's some of his as
he's
taken these off the air but the
early
ads well you only have to see
us as we
do so they got these ads of him
as when
he was fired when he was 39 and
he
started building his business
after that
which is you know commendable
and and
they show pictures of him is 39
and he
had this duck lips his upper
lip was way
out very much like a Simpson
character
yeah and it was looked like a
goofball I
think he's had to work done on
those on
that look so there's another
thing that
bothers me about this clip
and maybe it's just me being
overly
sensitive to all messages
because it's
kind of what we do but isn't
the whole
idea of a woman's choice to do
that if
she wants to continue her
career I mean
for Warren to say that this was
of
course the way he said it but
isn't that
kind of what abortion is is
killing it
you know that to me it felt
like though
it didn't go long it didn't
belong in
the in the conversation but
also from
the standpoint that she's
supposed to be
coming from yeah you know let's
kill it
a little weird a little weird I
didn't
look at it from that
perspective but now
that you mention it I I now do
and
before we go on with these
clips and
there's a few more I want to
get a
couple of isil's out of the way
ah here
we go so it may get a little
more
entertaining so I've got I've
got kill
it
no let's check it out know what
for an
end of show I so nice in fact
it's going
straight into the end of show
slot just
in case alright what else you
got
Oh gestures above that how many
hours
how many hours do you have
which was not
a great eye so for the end of
show but
to me that was the end of
Bernie's
chances of anything he cannot
explain
explain how it's going to be
paid for
how many hours do you have and
apparently it will take forever
as many
hours as you have in your
lifetime to
understand it I thought that
was the
worst answer he could have
given I'm not
gonna argue with that
now we got piss up a rope piss
up a rope
Raymond who said that's not
from the
debate Alex Jones okay
no disqualified all right next
president
is a Russian the president is a
Russian
operative as an old one we've
heard it's
and so you're like and kill it
I am can't wait I'm loved and
kill it
especially the end of the show
you're
kidding me that's almost
perfect yeah
let me just let me just see if
I didn't
have anything to I have nothing
to
compete nothing competes with
the killer
I think no it is great and if
Shelley
yeah it's just perfect what
she's so
emphatic here
kill it cuz that's how he said
it she's
doing she's doing the entire
impersonation it's very good
very good
okay so here's the name I want
to save
the bite and stuff for lost
causes
actually there's bite and stuff
that
goes beyond the debate I know
there's
it's so funny this little you
know it's
not and I've decided that it's
it is so
super picking on him it is
elder abuse
the man is they don't love him
they hate
him
someone really hates him
putting through
this this is not okay at this
point I'm
with the side that says yeah
it's okay
for the show I'm happy of
course but I'm
starting to feel bad about it
now here's
a thing that took place in the
debate
that it would take keep
dividing stuff
at the end here's the Bloomberg
this is
the clip this was great
everybody's all worked up about
and this
is the clip that Scott Adams
has some
thoughts on and this is this is
the
bottom clip yeah you heard it
of course
it's the truth always wants to
come out
let's just go on the record
they talked
about 40 Democrats 21 of those
with
people that I spent a hundred
million
dollars to help elect all of
the new
Democrats that came in put
Nancy Pelosi
in charge and gave the Congress
the
ability to control this
president I got
them I bought got them yeah
yeah we all
heard it okay so here's now I
wanna skip
the Scott Adams and this is his
little
commentary on this and he's
taught he
caught that too and he says
Bloomberg's
a very important element in the
money
machines at the Democrat Party
and he
thinks that there's some bit
that this is another reason
they're
gonna try to screw Bernie now
here's
here's the other hidden magic
of what
Bloomberg is doing do you think
that if
Bernie is the candidate
Bloomberg will spend his
hundreds of
millions to get democrats
elected in
Congress woody
because remember Bloomberg
thinks that
Birdy's policies would be a
disaster
so if Bloomberg if you can
imagine a
scenario where Bernie gets the
nomination Bloomberg might turn
off the
spigot right if I understand
Bloomberg's
position he thinks that Bernie
would be
a disaster so I don't think
he's gonna
vote more democratic more
Democrats to
you know have a stronger
position in
Congress if that would make
birdie
capable of getting what you
says he
wants so the biggest problem
that the
Democrats have is if they if
they
nominate a centrist even if
it's not
Bloomberg they probably still
get
Bloomberg's money you know what
I mean
that doesn't seem like a crazy
assumption I mean that I didn't
it was
something I wasn't thinking
about I was
only thinking about that part
and it's
really a little bit more if we
replay
the original let's just go on
the record
they talked about 40 Democrats
21 of
those with people that I spent
a hundred
million dollars to help elect
all of the
new Democrats that came in put
Nancy
Pelosi in charge now that part
and then
he goes into the I bought he
also owns
Nancy Pelosi this is the
message that
he's giving us here they put
Nancy
Pelosi in charge no no you
bought Nancy
Pelosi the Speaker of the House
the next
part I'm wondering about this
is all it
takes is four million bucks per
candidate on average to win over
Republicans in these states and
these
you know it was quite a number
of House
c20 at 200 is fifty no I'm
sorry is not
fifty it with 22 agree 5 5
million okay
on average on average for but
thanks
what was it was it purely a
matter of
four hundred million bucks for
these
races that the Republicans
didn't have a
hundred million bucks Trump
couldn't
raise that I find that
interesting I'm
not sure and well you have to
always
assume that is above and beyond
yeah but
these most of these yes but
still a
hundred million for a majority
in the
house it's worth a hundred
trillion when
you think about it or a hundred
billion
at least a majority in the
house you're
kidding me what what a what a
what a
joke what a bunch of losers the
Republicans are if it was only
a hundred
million dollars and they could
have or
maybe if they put a hundred and
twenty
five but the point I'm making
is yes I
agree on a percentage to lose
the house
for a hundred million dollars
but I'm
also not agreeing with what
he's saying
I don't think the money buys
that I just
don't and I love Mike bloomer
being in
this I love Mike let me finish
I love
Mike Bloomberg being in this
race
because
we'll know we'll know if you
have
unlimited funds if you can buy
yourself
into the presidency he clearly
thinks so
he talks about bought bought
bought I'm
not so sure he's probably more
frustrated that he doesn't seem
to be
able to buy himself the
presidency the
way he believes he bought the
the house
seats for the Democrats oh I
don't think
it's true I don't know if
people have
had these ideas I William
Randolph
Hearst the first with all his
newspapers
thought he could push himself
into high
positions in the government he
never
could do it right the
Bloomberg's very
similar character and he's under
estimating the American in the
newsletter a couple of the
essays be
like not too recent ones but
some of
them discuss this this is a big
deal
because the media wants
everyone to
believe that it's true that you
could
yes by spending spending
spending more
money spending spending
spending more
money you will you will be
successful
and that's in this little
message about
Bloomberg and 100 million is a
good
example where the media's gonna
go yeah
yeah yeah this just shows you
that if
you spend it more money in
other words
give us the media more money
you'll be
successful yeah so he of course
especially you more than me say
no it's
not true advertising stinks it
doesn't
even barely works yeah I think
it does
thing I think the Trump did won
the
presidency with much less money
it
wasn't because of advertising
he was
because of the non-stop news
cycle they
don't really have a non-stop
news cycle
on anybody except Trump still
not really
on any other candidate now I
got Amy's
little thing at the end they
said give
us a motto and what you feel
about life
or some stupid thing I love
steyr when
they did the the motto thing
and he
closed his mouth and he might
have
wanted to say something but
they took it
away from him immediately he's
a schmuck
all right this is a me he is a
schmuck
politics is about improving
people's
life I got it vice pardon
biggest
misconception it was very good
one very
good way
uh no no was that about what's
not
pretty good I got something
here hold on
me just play your clip again
politics is
about improving people's life I
got it
Vice pardon biggest
misconception it was
very good one very good you
like that
one huh
yeah John Benson put that
together for
us that was nice I like that
okay so
let's go to Biden and some of
the stupid
shit he said now and this is on
the
debate house have some after
the debate
he continued he's these likes
he's a he
just gift that keeps on giving
here's debate Biden and the
black woman
is not a joke clip I'm looking
forward
to making sure there's a black
woman on
the Supreme Court
to make sure I guess Sotomayor
is a
brown woman she doesn't count
is that
the deal it's like no no the
deal for me
the deal here's the deal he
said that by
the way I have the the
transcript of the
whole debates he said here's
the deal
five times and once he said
here's the
deal here's the deal yeah he
had a
double deal double deal he's
double-dealing the way he
presents as it
was pure pandering to the
audience in
South Carolina to say that in
the first
place and then and they
applauded him
and then he says is not a joy
it's not a
joke what is he talking about
it's not a
joke what is it does he assume
that
because they clapped that they
thought
it was a joke well let's talk
about that
for a moment the audience was
very vocal
during this debate and the
reason why
and Trump complained about this
in in
the
in his initial debates when he
was
candidate this was the donor
class
tickets were seventeen eighteen
hundred
dollars a seat just to sit
there that's
why and there were a lotta
Biden people
who came in and very few Bernie
people
so this was a rigged audience
all right
well that still doesn't explain
it's not
a joke it's not a joke
well hello what this says is
people are
willing to pay eighteen hundred
dollars
to see Joe make a fool of
himself this
is this is an a ticket ride
baby this is
this is the one you this is
like the
take this to Vegas yeah
technically
etickets here top ticket you
know I
thought I thought the e-ticket
was but
someone corrected me years ago
and it's
somebody corrected you wrong in
fact I
used to go to Disneyland when
they had
House tickets yeah with the
kind of
blubbering backing and the
eight tickets
would like that free rides you
know they
were just junk
there's the e-ticket is the
e-ticket
whoever told you that was gave
you it
was I don't know what they were
thinking
anyway let's go on to here's
another one
this is the why am i stopping
clipped
yeah this was on a second this
was
another one of my favorites
well where's oh yes got it we
are going
to continue to move closer to
make sure
that we can in fact prevent
China
prevent North Korea from
launching
missiles to take them down and
if we
don't know why am i stopping
you no one
else stops okay
okay so our Catholic school
training
this is this is where although
funny it
was sad can I do to that you
don't have
on your list yeah are they
Biden yeah
give all of you free to go take
him up
with the internet I mean they
came up
the internet they came up the
whole idea
of stealth technology and I'm
gonna do
the same thing the piece I
wanted which
I didn't get where he's like
that DARPA
which is the advanced thingy
but I mean
it's at and this this I think
was the
best I provide for the
opportunity for a
first-time homebuyers home bone
homeowners the homeowner okay
you got
you've also got the GAF that's
from the
debates about 150 million yes I
have it
all in context for you I'm the
only one
that ever got it done
nationally I beat
the NRA twice I got a small
weapons band
I got magazines that could not
hold more
than ten rounds in them and got
them
eliminated
except we had a thing called an
election
with hanging chads in Florida
and it was
not reauthorized in addition to
that I
passed the Brady Bill with
waiting
periods I led that fight but my
friend
am i right another seven fact
also given
to the gun manufacturers
absolute
immunity imagine if I stood
here and
said we give immunity to drug
companies
we give immunity tobacco
companies that
has caused carnage on our
streets a
hundred and fifty million
people have
been killed since 2007 when
Bernie voted
to exempt the gun manufacturers
from
liability more than all the wars
including Vietnam from that
point on
carnage on our street I want to
tell you
if I'm elected enter I'm coming
for you
nobody called him on this yeah
but you
know obviously because he
doesn't have
orange hair you know it's not
fun to do
that to old Joe it's sad it's
so sad and
the funny thing is is he's
going on and
on about all these immunities
got
immunity
he never misses immunities of
vaccine
manufacturers no well he makes
the point
there's immunities to look
you're these
immunities to lawsuits and he
says gun
manufacturers have this
immunity he says
can you imagine if and then he
says
pharmacy right but you you're
not
actually taking him serious any
more I
mean you know he's just here for
entertainment you really can't
be upset
that Joe didn't do something
right well
I'm more upset that somebody
said hey
Joe there's not a hundred and
fifty
million dead it was like since
2007's
twelve he has a real he has a
real issue
with numbers he'll say fifty
million
instead of fifty billion he he
just has
issues it's it's cruel yeah
well let's
go on with the cruelty segment
okay
okay this is after the de basis
the
debates after and this is a
little bite
in one minute clip where he
said it
would I'm gonna just got it
disses brick
play it well I don't know what
the hell
it is rates after Biden I'm
sorry
debates I see debates I don't
see you'll
see the word after no should be
debates
after bite and Freudian slip oh
you know
why ok I'm sorry it's because
you've
misspelled things never mind
not your
fault misspell anything in this
line
okay I will explain to you if
you're
looking for debate after right
so you
have deep Baptists you have
debate
lower-case debate upper case
debates
with an S so it's no longer an
alphabetical order from looking
for the
next word after debate just say
it's not
your fault I clearly need to
anticipate
better when I got a chance to
say
something and I said what I had
to say
and look it's all about whether
or not
we're gonna give people an even
shot
yeah
you know progressive is what
we're
looking for and not a
revolution this
idea of a revolution it's not
gonna
happen people want progress
they want to
build on what we had not go
back but
build on what we had and the
idea we
should have a healthcare policy
that
covers people or we do that you
can
afford I mean get it done is
the very
notion of revolutionary
politics within
the Democratic Party
disqualifying no
it's not disqualifying it's
worth
competing about but the fact is
the idea
that Bernie's gonna bring out
more
people than Barack and I
brought out in
2012 is just 2008 2008 is just
not like
I mean and you look what's
happened so
far you've got to be able to go
out and
get mainstream Democrats and
you've got
to be able to go out and get
independence and some
Republicans the
vote to bring this country
together and
you do that by talking sensibly
about
what's that what's at stake and
I think
that what we're talking about
now is you
know spending 60 billion
dollars how is
that a Freudian slip does he
know what a
Freudian slip is no no I have
two
quickies from Joe in South
Carolina not
at the debate which I think are
worth
while listening to this one in
context I
mean that there was a little
snippet on
Twitter people were sending
around I
went back and got the full
thing in
context he confused himself by
speaking
about the past and I think he
wanted to
say this is how I did it but it
came
across as this is what I'm
saying to you
now this is the first in the
South
dinner speech United States
gonna be you
really are you're the ones that
sent
Bill Clinton to the presidency
they're
the ones that sent Barack Obama
the
presidency and I have a simple
proposition here I'm here to
ask you for
your help
where I come from
you don't get far unless you
ask my name
is Joe Biden I'm a Democratic
candidate
for the United States Senate
look me
over you're like we need help
out if not
both the other by give me a
look though
okay that's all I've really got
to say
to you I'm about I got 2
minutes and 30
seconds left I'm looking at the
clock
down here this is this is ultra
sad he's
wrong a lot this would have
qualified a
year ago for our show as a
drunk or not
drunk question I don't think
it's drunk
or not drunk I I think he's
just he has
programmed it all all of these
candidates everybody they have
things
they say they spout it off pop
pop pop
pop pop and this has just been
programmed into any I think he
was
taking himself back previous
times old
times Bill Clinton you know he's
thinking about that and I got a
simple
proposition and he said that
thousands
of times running for Senate and
it just
came out and it was it was like
oh okay
you know they give him the hook
and
here's another one this is
another he's
not up to date literally
well he's not proud of stuff
it's
getting past getting moved
getting
control the Paris climate
Accord I'm the
guy that came back after me
with junk
chopping and making the case
that I
believe China was going if we
put
pressure on them Deng Xiaoping
has been
dead for what 25 years he died
in 1997
oh there you go 23 years geez
young ping
I know it's complicated but you
know how
give a little more leeway on
that gap
fool crap how can how can
people still
actually be putting their money
behind
this guy do you want to beat
Trump so
bad that you'll put weekend at
Bernie's
in the in the White House this
is this
is delusion from Democrats who
are
actually supporting this guy
they need
to tell this is the top
Democrats top
huh big my big money big money
I know it's unbelievable here's
the one
I've got I do have another ISO
which is
from from the debates and this
is Biden
this was the best look look
look look
this is Biden's here is the
deal look
here's the deal
look here's the deal here's the
deal
look here's the deal cuz they
look okay
anyway here's Biden - you think
the
question do you think that
anyone who
loves him like you love me will
ring the
bell and say hey man just like
you were
the lip-smacking like Joe you
got to
stop with his not lip smacking
the
entire show ever since that
first belt
the only reason why is because
I'm now
I'm continuously wetting my
lips you've
made me very super conscious of
it and I
kind of hate you for it but I
but for
the show - the show is
important you
love it
I've caught off again here's -
there's
another double deal but here's
the deal
[Applause]
look at what's happening here
look at
what's happening here now this
is good
it's not end of show it's too
long but I
like it he also said fact of
the matter
a lot yeah and by the way did a
list of
of the here's the deal and the
looks -
look the look thing but that
was very
who do you think the second guy
was on
that stage and said look to
Biden bite
and really ran away with it
took a while
but halfway through he started
taking
over but who's keeping up who
was
keeping the pace of all the
people up on
that stage um let me thanks
tire nope
Bernie nope I'm gonna give up
Budaj edge
was he doing a lot of looks
really like
that was shy checking the boxes
look
look look what is judge was
kind of more
like a like a you know he like a
grease-stained he really had no
personality he he didn't shine
at all he
seemed really guarded I think
he I think
was just trying to stay out of
the way
but then he would but in and it
would be
dumb and he he tried make quit
well
that's why you say look because
he was
trying to Johnny into
possession yeah
trying to go look at him have
you heard
the this I'm sure go ahead
yeah go ahead I was gonna say
and by the
way this should be the show cuz
there's
our last chance cuz I think
Buddha judge
is done to run the Joseph's
pedigree Oh
Joshua Pettigrew art which
we've never
run as a show covers like
Alfred e
Newman yeah yeah I'm pretty
good with
that because I although I
disagree
IV misgives what disagree that
this is
it for him I don't think he's
out he's
got all the money he needs he's
got
backing and I'm sure if you did
you see
the side by side of him and
Obama yes I
thought I clipped it
I have it here somewhere I
thought that
makes so we already you know
know kind
of what you know where he's
coming from
he's got this totally
manufactured
military background
he was an Afghan he was an
interpreter
he would they call him in
Afghanistan
they call him white powder Pete
he was
part of get that one from the
military
guys he was he actually served
with
Peter struck in Afghanistan
this guy is
super connected so he he helped
put
together the Iran deal
Pete is is total intelligence
popped to
the top and he is so good that
they said
okay we want you to be the
white Obama I
don't know if it works that
well without
the visual but at least he'll
get a good
idea and he studied him and
he's got the
cadence he's got the language
this is
not plagiarism this is what the
CIA does
the way we do election what is
the
person who got the most votes
just a thought brings us
together this
contest country was built
movements
reaching in a church basements
and
Barbara and in our city
universities and
women
answer that call it's all mama
I'm sure also got the training
he said
go CIA there's there's no doubt
about it
it maybe the conversation was
all right
listen ma'am I'm thinking we
need
another Obama this time we'll
make them
white and we'll have them
actually
admitted you gay
this will be great the guy's
gonna be
President I can just see that
meeting at
Intel headquarters what we do
have you
know we do have sources that
say that
Pete was never gay in Harvard
yeah I
wasn't gay until they had a
meeting they
had a meeting and then he was
gay which
is a known CIA kind of a
clandestine
meeting spot yeah and he comes
out of
the malt a meeting and he's gay
I think
it's after you met dick pound
came later
so the guy's a very sketchy
character
yeah but he's done because I
mean next
to Bloomberg is like a
small-town guy I
understand what they were
trying to do
and they make him do Obama and
maybe
that's why they wanted him to
be gay
because when he did this that's
what I'm
saying exactly yeah cuz they
needed a
minority you know there should
be a
minority whoever in the CIA
came up with
a gay idea I think that was a
mistake
here's to Pete and the gay pill
clip no
okay hold on say I was leaning
back if
you could if there was a pill
mmm
there's a pill that I could
take and not
be gay anymore I would have
jumped on
when did he say this when did
he say
this this was recently because
he's got
his mind there in the god
now this never heard this one
no oh and
play it again played the whole
thing oh
my god if you could if there
was a pill
mmm-hmm there's a pill that I
could take
and not be gay anymore I would
have
jumped on and thank God I
didn't because
then I would not have the the
amazing
marriage that I have now did to
chasten
and now here's Wow I'm confused
by his
use of past and present tense
hold on
you you gonna get him people
who ask our
skips in Holland we say men
sandy frothy
border over her Slava
translates to when
you ask you good skip let me
just
typical Dutch by the way if you
could if
there was a pill mmm-hmm
there's a pill
that I could take and not be
gay anymore
I would have jumped on it and
thank God
I didn't because Wow well I do
not
understand why the LGBTQIA PPK
and
community is not outraged by
this well a
couple of things first of all
yeah
you're right there's a mixed if
you're
saying when I was a kid I was
so I was
so freaked out I was so
confused I could
I take an anti-gay pill okay
but that's
not exactly the way it came out
and just and it would did says
this was
a visual they cut to his
husband not a
good look I hear Gilly ads
working on
that anti-gay pill Pete
in the world of gayness in the
world of
gayness what I don't know what
he was
thinking to say that he just
and you
could tell he was stammering
here but in
the world of gayness I think
that most
people I know in love would say
what a
dumb ass shit thing to say I
had that
just it seems like
counterintuitive to
the whole message that he's
portrayed
supposed to it sounds like
something
pence would say yeah
exactly hmm all right so anyway
I
thought that was kind of
revealing I
have a few random clips that Tom
Starkweather sent to me well I
got one
more out of the debates okay
one second
I so one this was not this is
not a good
clip but it was suggested by
one of our
producers and I heard it and I
said I'll
clip and see if it works but it
doesn't
work as well as I'd like this
is the
Barack Obama was a broad clip
Barack
Obama was abroad no it doesn't
work you
can't clip it tight enough it's
not
funny
that's not funny okay here is
just some
random clips Amy Klobuchar
because I
know the vaccine is out there
in the
head of some kid right now in
school in
Columbia South Carolina or
Houston Texas
and it's investing in education
no Amy
we already knew Gilead was
gonna solve
all your problems
so no Bloomberg a favorite of
the a das
community and I know a lot of
black
people that if they were white
it would
have been a lot easier for them
I know a
lot of black people it's just
not a you
don't start sentences like that
if
you're trying to appeal to
everybody
Bloomberg again but right now
I'm sorry
if she heard what she thought
she heard
or whatever happened I didn't
take any
pleasure in that okay and
here's Pete
I'll tell you what the Russians
want
they don't have a political
party they
want chaos and chaos is what is
coming
our way okay and Warren I talk
to people
in selfie lines everyday know
she's an
amazing woman she talks to
people in
selfie lines every single day I
want to
say something about that by the
way
that's the stupidest thing I've
heard in
the whole debate I just talked
to people
in selfie lines yeah yeah in
other words
people that's what she talks to
that's
her that's her source of
information
they're lined up to take a
selfie at the
end of the debates Joe went
down and
mingled with the audience and
heads and
was doing selfie after yourself
yeah it
was
you had a phone 1808 $200
receipt donors
that's not just an audience of
course
he's gonna go down there and
talk oh
there you go that's ready to
forget that
element but but the thing I
noticed is
that Joe no matter what phone
they gave
him knew how to do selfies
you're piling
on man that's really bad and by
the way
unlike you I remember to give
you your
clip of the day I'm not like
you that
tries to get away with not
planted you
would mention the man with the
button
Wow opening clip right there
thank you
here is speaking of drunk or
not drunk
Chris Matthews talking to Pete
white
powder Pete after the debate
speaking of
country's leaders his interest
to
promote the chances of Bernie
Sanders
winning this nomination fight
what do
you think he's up to what
scarless
effort is he up to here well he
sounds
drunk to me yeah but since when
does you
say who really yeah all right
you got it
I did that clip again cuz they
reminded
me of something I got to get
back to
that thought before getting
into the
night stairs I wanted soup sir
oh I'm
sorry
speaking of bed country's bad
leaders
apparently has decided it's in
his
weird-ass interest to promote
the
chances of Bernie Sanders
winning this
nomination fight what do you
think he's
up to what new scarless effort
is he up
to here scurrilous efforts well
I know
what the scarce Carolus effort
is
supposedly at least from this
perspective of a Lib Joe and
there was
some analysts that how she came
up with
this
the only reason Putin once
Sanders the
win is because he doesn't
expect him to
win and it would be the best
candidate
that Trump could beat of course
well Putin's a smart man we all
know
that neck Putin yeah okay that
you
believe anything I have two
clips
related not to the debate but
to the
2020 race if you feel you've
done enough
debate here I'm over with the
debates
and I'm ready to go to
international
news all right so three clips
excuse me first Chris Matthews
you'll
recall that he said about
Bernie they're
gonna kill him
but they can't stop the message
repeated
by Brian Williams to see such a
fool
they made Chris come out and
apologize
and maybe that's why he was
drunk before
getting into the night stairs I
want to
say something quite important
and
personal as I watched the
one-sided
results of Saturday's
Democratic caucus
in Nevada I reached for an
historical
analogy and used a bad one I
was wrong
to refer to an event from the
last days
or actually the first days of
World War
two senator Sanders I'm sorry
for
comparing anything from that
tragic
error in which so many suffered
especially the Jewish people to
an
electoral result in which you
with a
well deserved winner this is
gonna be a
hard Floyd peated campaign of
ideas and
the days and weeks and months
ahead I
will strive to do a better job
myself of
elevating the political
discussion
congratulations by the way to
you
senator Sanders and to your
supporters
on a tremendous win down in
Nevada whoo
shootout oh yeah the a dick
pound had a
visit you got a guy get to work
man this
is the one of the body I should
remind
people that this is one of the
things
that really makes this show
special
because except for the two of us
condemning each other people
it's like
you don't have some boss some
third
party that's not even on the
show that
tells ya hidden hidden in the
shadows
coming up and saying hey but you
yeah really you like this you
you like
you like being able to pay your
mortgage
mmm well you can have to do
this exactly
thank you for pointing that out
yeah but keeping each other in
check is
always good I totally agree
somebody's
got to do it before we before I
play
these two external clips who
did you
think came out the best of this
debate
what do you think the the
winner was
well I think did I I have to
say I think
Bloomberg and out here here's
my reasons
other people feel Bloomberg and
other
people feel Bernie I don't some
people
thought Warren why I thought
Warren made
a fool out of her so I thought
she was
an idiot yeah well can I come
he's like
recent wait the reason I like
Bloomberg
is he was calm he wasn't
holding his
hand up the whole time going on
me
teacher call on me a teacher
and he was
he was just seemed like a
normal kind of
a presidential type of guy he
wasn't
come on me teacher and or
screaming he
wasn't yelling like Bernie does
and in
fact I got something I don't
know if you
listen to the this thing or
watch it
later and I I could be wrong
about this
but in the in the live feed
that first
came out that was live on the
air the
second hour Bernie was
screaming into
his mic and popping his pee
over over
modulating even over modulated
but if
you go and listen to go back
and watch
the tape
he's not over modulated anymore
I really
think they fixed it yeah Oh cuz
I wanted
to get that was gonna be one of
my clips
but then I went back to get it
and it
was done there wasn't anything
to get
okay I thought Bernie had
nothing new
it's just slogans look I tell
you it's
just slogans and then a little
over
modulated because he's always
bowing
down into the mic he gave us
nothing new
nothing exciting slogans he's a
slogan
man so that's Logan here the
slogan here
that's a very good term I don't
know if
it's a real one but it is now
oh yeah
slogan here so he's good at
that I agree
with you on Bloomberg
I think he came back nicely he
needs to
stop trying to do the humor and
I didn't
clip it but at certain point he
said
well I'm amazed all of you were
here
that you even showed up after
my great
performance the last day but he
didn't
land it you know he the
punchline wasn't
right he didn't didn't land
everything
wrong uncomfortably dumb
Elizabeth
Warren I believe the head has a
contingency that I'll call kind
of like
my my Austin Obama BOTS who
divorced me
and I'm never allowed to go
have dinner
with him that it won't talk to
me people
like that enjoy the vitriolic
attacks
thinking yes Elizabeth can
attack Trump
she could take on Bloomberg she
can take
on Trump I pretty sure there's
some of
that in there and that was the
only
thing she was really trying to
achieve
to appeal to that it's not
helping
no pute was no good steyr was
no good he
tried the reparations thing
again which
he keeps messing up by saying I
think we
should have reparations for
african-americans and and we'll
have a
committee and we'll learn
history
believe me this is not what my
a das
friends Michael Bloomberg would
appreciate so I think Bloomberg
overall
did did pretty well Joe is just
sad and
who's left
Oh Amy Amy look she looked
pretty good
for a pretty good for a while
but then
she just loses it on dumb stuff
and I
thought that was the thing at
the end
where she complimented herself
yeah
awkwardly I still things off
word I
still think she is a really
good senator
and represents her state well
the keeper
and I've been going through all
the
policies that actually was it
was
interesting and against all
better
knowledge she replied to
something on
Twitter and it was about the
one said it was about the the
medicare-for-all and you know
Tina is
rightly she's like hey well you
know I
like my private health
insurance and I'm
not so sure I want to give that
up and
and she's serious about this
and I
understand she's one of these
people and
I get it and I like her private
health
insurance too quite honestly
because I
can piggyback along and so
someone said
do you have no idea what you're
talking
about here and in the UK the
NHS we love
the NHS it is our pride the NHS
this is
what you want this is where it
should go
and so just on a lark I I went
to
news.google.com
and just typed in UK NHS here
are the
top four stories couple who
fled Wuhan
over coronavirus fears told
they can't
have free NHS maternity care
and that's
because it happened outside of
the UK
nurses to be trained to perform
surgery
to ease NHS waiting times okay
Wiltshire
NHS bosses accused of treating
disabled
man like inconvenient rubbish
and my
favorite and this this would fry
people's brains transgender
patients
self-medicating over NHS wait
time do
you imagine how people's heads
would
explode if that headline were
here in
America so the most protected
class the
transgender community have to
wait long
and on our self medicating
that's not a
system that is working now the
two
external clips this is the
Bloomberg
senior advisor and this is
something
that we can look forward to see
does
this guy have a name I don't
believe I
have his name Bloomberg senior
advisor
to his campaign clearly they've
done
some up Oh research on Bernie
and here's
what they came up with we've
got a
candidate who's risen in the
polls
because of his track record
bernie has
all of this loopy stuff at his
background saying things like
you know
women get cancer from having
too many
orgasms or toddlers should run
around
naked and touch each other's
Janet
to insulate themselves from
porn why has
this stuff not been more
surfaced
he's written about women's raped
fantasies that hasn't been
surfaced
that's the loony side of Bernie
the
policy side of Bernie as he has
not been
good at immigration he has not
been good
on criminal justice reform he
was an
avid backer the 94 crime bill
he's bad
on guns bad on immigration and
as a
legislator as a member of the
Senate I
think he's only sponsored seven
pieces
of legislation to four post
offices in
Vermont
that's the opposition research
I'm
waiting for the stories have
have you
ever heard of any of this yeah
I have
heard most of it oh there was a
I don't
know where I got it but there
was all
that stuff about is he wrote a
novel or
some book when he was like in
his 30s
and it had to do with
pedophilia and and
women's rape fantasies and
that's good
that's pretty much out there
and that's
I think it's available and his
legislative prowess or lack
thereof is
pretty well known I mean war
know that
part that part I know but I
didn't know
about the kid should run around
touching
each other's genitals so that
they won't
be obsessed with porn I mean
I'm sure
it's more of a socialist than
he is
today we news this was during
the
seventies that is the socialist
way
genitals were socialists yeah
it was the
seventies thing and Hugh in the
70s you
have to remember this guy's old
and so
in the 70s he was like he was
at his he
was in his 30s I guess and he
was
thinking along the would this
crazy
stuff that came out of the
sixties this
revolutionary thinking a lot of
it was
sexual there was a sexual
revolution
this was when the birth capitol
hill
first showed up you within 10
years of
it showing up brother sex this
is all
pre HIV yeah I'm okay you're
okay
what color is your parachute
these days
and all these books there was a
number
of books written from about
1968 to
about 1975 on on sex yeah there
was the
the joy of sex started yes
you of little paperbacks and
everything
else and it all it was was I
would look
back on and say I think a lot
of it was
about kind of perverted sex
that they
were promoting and it was very
interesting to read these this
stuff to
be honest about it
that's when Marquis de Sade's
material
destroy this period that was
Bernie and
so Bernie's right in that and
then he's
jumped in he's jumped he's all
on board
with all this stuff and you
know by
putting it all out there like
that it
did he doesn't it doesn't just
not gonna
fly no and then finally and
this breaks
a rule we have we have certain
rules
there are certain people we do
not play
clips from on the show can you
name
three we're supposed to not
play clips
from one is Rachel Maddow yes
correct
another one is Alex Jones
correct
although we where we break that
from
time the tizzy so he's
sometimes you
can't afford a stick yes and a
third one
who would be a third one just a
couple
of third or fourth was but I
well
there's two there's Mitt Romney
we don't
do him oh yeah we don't do the
watermelon head John Kerry yes
John
Kerry's been banned but because
his
clips are so he's impossible to
get a
good clip from him and Mike
Pence I
don't know that he was banned
well I was
just a kind of like what you're
gonna
get from Mike Pence well he was
I got
Mike tents all fired up and I
thought
this is we should at least
listen to it
this is not a Mike Pence I
recognize
you'll see that debate in Las
Vegas last
yeah I didn't watch all of it
I mean that wasn't a Democrat
debate
that was a demolition derby a
train
wreck now Midwest we know what a
demolition derby is right and
it makes a
lot of sentiment we're
seriously I mean
I you know I grew up in a small
town
County Fair comes to town right
so
everybody with the crummiest
cars in
town would drive them into the
infield
and crash them into each other
until
only one was driving so now
you've got
all these Democrats with the
crummiest
ideas in politics smashing into
each
other and eventually they'll
still be
one still running to end
there's going
to be a monster truck with a T
on the
hood that's going to drive
dan says material nice someone
wrote
something for it I think
somebody did
write that for him well of
course he
can't do that by himself
I thought so the good good
material like
that is all visualized and so
you can
see it in your brain you can
see the
cars crashing it is anything
you see the
giant monster truck this is a
Midwestern
group the monster truck which
you see if
even if you've never been to
one of
these things the big monster
trucks huge
and they think in the dusk rush
everything is huge so it's a
good good
visual eye good clip and just
one other
quick note
thank you very much Village
People for
finally telling the truth as
there was
outrage as per usual when Trump
went to
India he was in the Patel
stadium and
they played macho man by the
Village
People and YMCA which is you
know it's
it's a it's a Trump thing and
you know
all these bands like you play a
music
man which of course they have
no right
over and we've discussed this
many times
in the show that as long as the
venue is
playing paying for their
performance
rights you can play whatever
you want
there is no way you can stop it
you
can't ban it even though they
make big
noise about it and the Village
People
after all this yelling and
screaming on
Twitter said since our music is
not
being used for a specific
endorsement
the president's use is
perfectly legal
he has remained respectful in
his use of
our songs and has not crossed
the line
if he or any other candidate
were to use
any of our songs in a manner
that would
suggest our endorsement or a
promotional
advertisement that would cross
the line
and they went on to say that we
are
inclusive and we want everybody
to enjoy
our music well thank you
Village People
I like that finally someone set
the
record straight and of course
now let's
like to dislike the very fine
people
hoax they set the record
straight in the
next time Trump uses a nice
there'll be a big fuss well
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to reports the Durham Meetup
now as
organizer TJ says was a bit
rocky says
but much thanks to Dave from
the garner
meetup for helping hosts also
thanks to
Derek for helping with my
memory loss
there were nine of us plus two
human
resources and then there was a
note here
we'd like to suggest peerage
committee
consider a group of knights as
is an
order and a group of nobles is
a house
or a meetup group that donates a
thousand dollars will be
upgraded from a
local to an order and I've been
thinking
about this and I've had some
chats with
Mimi and I I'm sure you've been
clued in
I would like to stay away from
meetups
with this type of activity
unless John
or I are there for donations I
think it
kind of takes away from the
whole point
of getting together meeting
people
face-to-face just having
conversations
chime in anytime you want John
because I
didn't discuss this with you
beforehand
no Mimi did okay that your
agreement I
presume more or less yeah yeah
I do
situations like we have a
couple like a
Grand Duke for example mm-hmm
I think that's do you direct
everything
at him but there's a vetted
people I
mean just to have random did
you know
you really random donations
they're
floating around this doesn't
seem to be
it's also be a little out of
control
it's an administrative
nightmare and we
really want everyone to enjoy
each
other's company that that's the
way I
see it mainly is this enjoy
each other's
company you can always send in a
donation but I think pulling it
together
like that for a group it's just
maybe a
little bit too much but we
certainly
appreciate simple see I keep it
simple
exactly so thank you for that
report
from Durham we have our
Kitchener meetup
report this is the Kitchener
meetup
local for 2033 this is our
second meetup
we've got seven people here
great turn
great time no amygdala swelling
this is
Chris W and I arranged the
Meetup
and I'll just pass the phone
around this
is douchebag Tim had a great
time
tonight
don't eat me boat ride and
who's scary
so scary this is Sir Kilgore
trout of
the dudes named Ben been
propagating the
formula since 2008 I'm gonna
hand you
off to my smokin hot wife Mary
I think
she might be the spook this is
Mary
Raydor and I've had an awesome
time
tonight and meeting all sorts of
wonderful people so thank you
for
including me great time with
like-minded
people thank you for your
courage yeah
this is a dude named Jamie I
had a great
time with the crew at Kitchener
and I
hope they be no longer a douche
bag
thank you
this is Sir Brian the slow and
steady
Knight had a great time at the
meet up
again thank you for your
courage we had
a really good time it's kind of
funny
because it's not a party but
it's like a
party and then the Springfield
Missouri
meetup report in the morning
this is
Caleb Rickman here from
Lindbergh's
tavern the oldest tavern in
strength of
Missouri
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in the morning subs in the
water dude
named Jim it's not gay if you're
underway in the morning this is
douchebag Greg long time sir
long time
boner as well have a good time
in the
morning dude named Matthew here
and a
long time listener long time
donor but
recently a boner so I'm gonna
make good
on that today in the morning
yes thank
you all good glad you had a
good time
it's nice to see these meetups
working
well quick overview of the list
because
we have a leap here surprise
surprise we
got a lot of meetups on the
29th of
February first though tomorrow
we have
the Bay Area troll moot that's
in
Oakland at Drake's dealership I
heard a
rumor you might try to show up
there I
don't want to go to the people
want to
donate cuz we just talked about
it I
will be there next I am going
to the
Drake's meetup I may have buzz
kill jr.
that's adorable may show up oh
the
adorable that's like is this a
special
event so I will be there you
find me out
come wandering and I'm sure
there's
somebody over say hey we're
over here in
the corner it would be very
surly
waitresses and me oh great a
whole staff
that works that looking for it
yes with
notes so we can track it please
the
notes Saturday these are leap
year day
and a lot of meetups we have
the meetup
in Montreal Canada we have the
leap meet
Oklahoma City we have the
Kansas City
Missouri meet up we have the
lakes
County Minnesota meetup San
Clemente
California Zurich Switzerland at
Rivington sand Suns bar same as
the last
time Rolf is organizing we have
Chicago
Illinois at revolution brewing
on
Saturday Busan Korea man I hope
people
show up that's Jesse coy Nelson
he's out
there he's travelling around
the world
doing meetup so if you're
anywhere in
South Korea and you're not
locked down
and haven't heard from Jesse's
hope he's
okay that's what is upcoming
this week
up until Saturday
No Agenda meetups dot-com is
where you
can find all the information
about these
meetups and if there's not one
near you
all you have to do is make one
yourself
it's easy it's like a paw day
you know
these Friday meetups in Oakland
or the
bay area generally northern Bay
Area are
very inconvenient for anybody
we don't
expect the southern Valley
folks to
actually make it up you know
sir JD
Baron of Silicon Valley showed
up to
Drake's last time but there's a
lot of
people that work at Apple and
they were
they just can't get up here
because the
traffic traffic makes this
possible yeah
we are going to do a southern
Silicon
Valley Meetup
noise so stay tuned alright we
somehow
we've gone long and I feel like
we
should do a little more show
before we
get out of here
well we got the international
news we
got to deal with first of all
there's
just farmers thing going on
this yeah
completely out of control
nobody's
covering well we are you
covering it for
as much in months yes I've got
the e use
farmers report here or help us
catch up
on that what's going to happen
to the
budget the European agriculture
even as
the II used 27 member states
gear up for
water certain to be tumultuous
finance
talks the continents farmers
want to be
certain they'll still get their
slice of
the pie what we see today are
severe
cuts within the agricultural
part of the
European budget as a few cuts
in a
sector which is already
suffering today
we have European farmers who
are in an
average of 40% of the income of
the
average Arab in citizen so
farmers who
are already struggling
stretching back
nearly 60 years
Europe's Common Agricultural
Policy has
seen often badly needed
subsidies go to
farmers across the block
however funding
set aside could now take a
major cause
of tens of billions of euros
the result
not just of the 75 billion euro
home
left by the United Kingdom's
departure
but changing priorities within
a Europe
that's seeking to make up that
shortfall
historically farmers are the
ones
government's need to look out
for and I
don't mean like take care of
them you
got to look out for him they
have all
kinds of weapons and they've
historically used them against
their
their governments they've been
you know
the farmers I know there's huge
strikes
in Spain and New Netherlands
had there's
so many threats yep everybody
and the
problem with farmers is that
without
them we'd starve to death know
it's so
annoying
and it's like you know yeah
there's a
lot of subsidies that go to
these
farmers and they're some of
them do get
rich but rarely they don't
become
Blumberg rich it's really you
know
they've taken - they're taking
a little
too much for granted in a lot of
different ways and they can
starve us
out and I'm surprised that you
know the
French are close to about to do
that
it's also the EU think say oh I
was just
bringing American farm goods
but it's
also the reason why they're
angry is
mainly because of climate change
policies yes so their their
production
is being cut in true socialist
fashion I
might add their production is
being cut
under non-understandable
for reasons that a typical
farmer just
doesn't get he's like I'm still
growing
crops what are you talking
about crops
suck up if co2 crops produce
oxygen I
mean I don't even see what the
how the
climate change thing works it
out well
mostly the dairy farmers you
know let's
get rid of them so let's have
instead of
drinking milk
let's drink almond milk do you
know
how much water it takes and
make one
almond tree produce one almond
it's out
of control there's no people
are nuts of
nuts no pun intended
about some of these policies
but okay
anyway this is going well there
is a
real we need to explore this
eventually
because this move and this is
part of
the you know the Oscars with
Joaquin
Phoenix this move about the
cruelty
towards the cruelty of drinking
milk
that's kind of how it's been
being
presented
warrants some investigation
where is
this coming from the nut
industry or is
this really truly a movement
that people
are all in on it's gotta be
coming from
the nut industry those nuts
they're
cleaning up milk is murder if
you go her
milk his murder if you go to
Whole Foods
there's more milk substitutes
and to
think that it needs to be
changed if
they can have to change the
name of
these products this is not milk
but okay is there but there's
more
products coming from nuts and
soy and
what cashews I mean which is a
kind of a
nut but the point is is that
there's
more of that than there's
actual milk
products and then when you
start trying
a boy or nut based cheese or
try some
yogurt made from nuts I mean
it's really
disgusting
yeah do you have anything on it
lib
Syria and and the reaiiy
neither do i
but I will for Sunday it is
interesting
to me that we went through this
maybe
two months ago orange man bad
what are
we doing we're you know we're
killing
the Syrians we're killing the
Kurds what
if this is horrible the
humanitarian
crisis but now we actually have
a
million people who are in the
winter in
Syria and moving into Turkey
turkey
won't even take him anymore
I think Turkey is mainly to
blame for a
lot of what's going on
zero zero zero zero in fact
this is the
mainstream media that's the
mainstream
media on Eid lived in Syria and
I'll
dive into it but look insulting
yes now
let's play the extinction of
the Alps
ski industry know this I do not
know
anything about Emmanuel macron
is in the
French Alps today he says he
will be
saving more Blanc he will also
be saving
the country's biggest glacier
which is
shrinking very very rapidly
because of
climate changes and start
Maximus though
are less than impressed yes
that's right
and will we get that in two
seconds but
just two let's start with this
tweet
McGrath cadet Ted dune Berg
twenty point
seven degrees Celsius on
seymour island
off Antarctica that's the first
minus
twenty but no okay it is a you
know it's
summertime down there so maybe
that's
something to do with it but
this is the
first time the temperature over
20
degrees has been recorded ever
in
Antarctica that was just today
this is a
report also in The Guardian
going back a
couple of weeks no but this
this kind of
brings us to the point of a man
you and
Michael being in the Alps so
basically
what you have is he's had quite
a few
public spots with Greta has me
he has he has and and and you
know the
the the the fact now is that I
suppose
in terms of communicating the
urgency
activists have as much power if
not more
power it then heads the stage
but this
particular glacier that ammonia
Michael
was visiting a lot of French
websites
have been pointing to the
dramatic
reduction of ice over over the
last well
a number of years and indeed
this report
in The Guardian is talking
about an
extinction level event for the
skiing
industry 28 degrees last night
in Austin
Texas that's Fahrenheit so
that's
freezing this is Texas I have
one
question
extinction event for the ski
industry in
the Alps that'll be the day if
I ever
met Greta I would say could you
please
tell me what is the optimum
optimal
temperature for the earth
just tell me what it is so we
know where
to stay yeah I know it's it's a
brainteaser isn't it so all we
hear
about is 2 degrees 2 degrees 2
degrees
Celsius well what is the optimum
temperature what should it be
what
should the world be at any
given moment
it's insanity you're not gonna
run into
them these are all from France
24 that's
venkat a market report okay
page of lee Bailey voice you
know which
is reporting on the economic
hit for the
planets and in France and it's
arguing
that this roller coaster ride
in the
world markets is irrational
it says the markets are
exaggerating
good and bad news much more
than the
general population do okay
since I find
this segment kind of like
throwaway I
know there's no analysis or
anything let
me do something tonight after
ducking
into federal court one last
time Hot
Pockets heiress Michelle Janus
finally
learned her fate the judge
sentencing
her to five months in prison
after she
admitted to paying $300,000 to
cheat
college admissions for three of
her
daughter's just love hot
pockets jingle
we used to use that but you
know hey I'm
gonna be on television with Joe
Rogan
Tuesday and I've got Tourette's
so I'm
not making fun of that guy it's
gonna
come at the Karma's gonna come
back and
bite you in the ass I'm already
screwed
yeah let's do something fun to
end with
not just another front 24
report that's
just myrrh Bearer well I got
this buddy
this is kind of fun this is
Wells Fargo
got fine three billion dollars
it still
stays in business Wells Fargo
agreed
today to pay three billion
dollars to
settle criminal and civil
probes into
its sales practices it's part
of a
settlement with the Justice
Department
and the Securities and Exchange
Commission the company
acknowledged that
its employees open millions
unauthorized bank accounts in
an effort
to meet unrealistic sales goals
excellent yes yeah we're good
with it I
guess we're a billion five
three billion
a fine it's crazy we got a
number of end
of show clips to roll out here
so if you
don't mind I'm going to end it
all right
you can get it wait you give me
an end
to show this show yes I'm just
only this
show does you get you know
maybe you're
choking on the Rogen thing
you're gonna
end it
no no I'll be able to handle it
somehow but before that we'll
have time
to prepare and that will be
Sunday's
show and get me all psyched up
and all
ready to do a little prep you
got to
help me tell me up with some
some pro
coming up on no agenda stream
calm
random thoughts stay tuned for
that
end of show mixes from
Professor John
Jones sir seat sitter Tom
Starkweather
the Matthew Scott's thank you
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in the morning everybody I'm
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allowed to respond we were
talking about
mass and it doesn't take two
hours to do
the math because let's talk
about what
we have let's talk about math
okay so
here's the math thing oh I
talked to
people in selfie lines every
day and I
know a lot of black people that
if they
were white it would have been a
lot
easier for them I provide for
the
opportunity for a first-time
homebuyer
homebuyers because I know the
vaccine is
out there in the head of some
kid right
now in school in Columbia South
Carolina
or Houston Texas and it's
investing in
education so here's the
majority of the
American people who I think
right now
just want to be able to turn on
the TV
I'm surprised they show up
because I
would have thought after I did
such a
good job in beating them last
week that
they'd be a little bit afraid
to do that
we are going to need to be in
your
country you have to be open you
have to
be clear we have to know what's
going on
have to be there with you so
the answer
is one size doesn't fit all
Bernie
Sanders analysis is right I'm
hearing my
name mentioned a little bit
tonight the
way I see this is that I mean
look
there's there look a guy is a
friend of
mine down there named Fritz
Hollings the
faster he said you want to know
what a
man will do look what they've
done I've
been coming here for years and
years
they came up with the internet
I mean
they came up with Internet they
came up
the whole idea of stealth
technology I'm
gonna do the same thing why am i
stopping you no one else stops
okay four
months divisive toxic
exhausting the
biggest misconception is that
I'm boring
because I'm not
if you
also here's the majority of the
American
people who I think right now
just want
to be able to turn on the TV I
want
chaos and chaos is what is
coming our
ways you spoke over time and
I'm gonna
talk
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the ground like after we
rebuild it then
you get to health care whose
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now food a judge plays the game
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we still call him Wall Street
Pete so I
went to one of his rallies to
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